Type: Posts; User: malcolmjamalawesome
Ever since Weekend 1 I've been unable to log into my Coachella.com account from my iPhone. I get a "invalid credentials" message. How am I supposed to post zingers on the go?
ITT: How Bev thinks people that are gainfully employed speak.
Fuck you, I have jagged features.
Oh, then that's NOT what I meant, because it's clear to everyone, including you, that you have no fucking idea what you are talking about and that your face is a piece of shit.
"No time to suck these dicks - there's business afoot!"
stinkbutt, you really want to die on this hill?
I think we just need to accept that all of the potential EDM headliners and Tiesto have now been named so, as fun as it is, there is no reason for this dialogue to continue.
What about the Killers? Was that in support of their third album?
I'll be damned.
Depends - how many albums does Janet Jackson have?
Didn't Phoenix only have 2 albums at the time they headlined?
[provides names of headliners that only had 2 albums]
Ehhh ... I guess in the age of the The Lineup Sells Out No Matter What then you can have Fuck All Rando as headliner #3 and still get away with it. But Prodigy is the biggest stretch of the bunch.
Steve you count it as exercise when your respirator acts up.
Let us not forget the worst headliner of all time: Gorillaz.
I was about to say F YOU but you may be right. They may be like a Phoenix-level headliner.
Consistently our dumbest board member.
This is the dumbest fucking dumb that ever dumbed. I want you to take a step back and close your eyes and really think this through. Really think about how the average, basic, ticket-buyer is going...
Those sneaky fucks.
I like how xanman is literally on the outs.
"Hello? No, I can't have a baby right now because there is too much business."
This thread title sounds like the name of an indie band that should be playing the fest.
But she sings from her cankles, like Adele.
OOFah. Brutal. I'd be real concerned about buying anything that wasn't being billed as a 3 day pass.
Were your friends overly dumb in anyway during this transaction?
OMG this is what the mnml thread has become? Spooks spamming copypasta from New Jersey???
Terrible thread title.
So, wait - the seller ONLY went on day 3?
Actually, Julia Louis-Dreyfus has been calling the show "The V.P." in interviews.
Nice jerkoff thread for dweebs.
Wait, do you mean at the same time?
Your screenname is pretty fucking offensive, too.
Ban kilts, too.
Yo Tom. Sorry I was AWOL - I was locked out the message board all weekend since I was on my mobile. We had a great time - stayed away from 6th street but hung out around South Congress and the East...
Well I dunno you made that one thread pretty interesting when you talked about having your way with those teenaged Mexican prostitutes, you awful piece of trash.
Any recommendations? We will have a pretty open itinerary.
I will be making my maiden voyage to Austin this weekend.
Secret Agent Cassidy Kade.
Lol, "Dark Star."
I also look forward to your thread regarding Game For Thrones.
Well, not as clever as starting an entire new thread dedicated to a TV show rather than just discussing it in the omnibus TV thread, taking it upon yourself to give the thread a title based on an...
The Wanger remembers a day when words had meanings and people gave a damn.