Im'a bang them all.
Type: Posts; User: blakely
Im'a bang them all.
Thats what I said
I wont eat any food product from hawaii that isnt a macadamia nut.
Was there baby talk? That shit makes my skin crawl.
Just go to walmart and pick up the cheapest piece of shit you can find. How much do you really need for sexing and drinking?
I'm sure you'll figure it out. Or you can watch reruns of the big bang theory all weekend. Your choice.
Also, your dick size should be the first thing posted on there. Embellished just a little bit of course.
Can I be real real with you? Its wicked boring, man. You have to flirt, joke, even insult a little in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way. Its not a resume.
Agreed, we had 10 or so of them on the otherside of our camp last year. Dudes sloppily hit on my girlfriend for about an hour saturday night until we went to sleep, then proceeded to scream...
Are there any local here that could confirm that there is a huge line there tonight for me?
I was planning on going to get there after a friend got off work too. But no dice. Looks like I'll be purchasing my ticket for 150 over face value in march with the rest of the poor fucks like me.
I heard that there are already more than a thousand people lined up there.
You people are jackals.
I am aware that the desert is full of natural beauty. However, pretty much every square inch of developed land there (with the exception of the billion dollar resorts and downtown palm springs) is...
The entire valley is a shithole. You're lucky to have a place to stay, but DHS is pretty fucking sinister, so I would suggest looking for alternative accommodations.
Hey, so Sunday is record store day and Crystal Castles is supposed to be releasing a limited-to-500-copies 12" with 3 unreleased tracks and one off their forthcoming album. Sunday is also the last...
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did i get here in time? i didnt miss the circle jerk did i?
yup yup. i will be working as a volunteer at the event actually.
anyone inquiring as to how you can smuggle drugs into the festival/camp.
is that gidget? you want to hate-fuck gidget?
does bon jovi count as the devil's music? because i karaokied Its My Life last night.
i want to grudge fuck the shit out of her.
that made me physically sick. of course im hungover from a long night of heavy drinking and unprotected sechs.
i want michael mcdonald to play a 16 hour set, ending with him blowing my dead body.
yeah, i just said that.
definitely take the 210 east to the 215 south to the 10 east. you bypass most of all of the bullshit LA traffic.
that turned me on in a way that im not ready to deal with.
i work there
one person just needs to make a decision.
gotcha. that sounds reasonable. i too get annoyed of people with no concert etiquette. and i was thinking mostly of the campgrounds anyway.
alright, im off to work. HAPPY COACHELLA, ASSHOLES!
right, im a pussy because i like meeting new people and enjoying everything and everyone coachella has to offer, as opposed to judging the shit out of everyone i see, which im sure you do. this makes...
that slut. i knew it.
wow. your a douchebag.
really? because my 80 year old grandmother told me about that when i was 17. think she parties on isla vista?
I disagree. I think it sums up what we had all been thinking for so long. For many of us coachellians those 3 or 4 days in april are the best of the year, better than xmas, halloween, and new years...
come out to riverside! i had to move. its terrible out here. come save me!
you have a cold, dead heart.
thats my desktop. beautiful picture.
Lebanon is in Pennsylvania?