Where is the Chicken Noodle episode. I miss these.
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Where is the Chicken Noodle episode. I miss these.
This is just the kind of thing that makes a woman consider building a bunker in the mountainside somewhere.
Or stripe it with white and be a Japanese eggplant, which are long and skinny.
That's a fine line to walk.
Let me not give that impression. Sex has happened. Proper, p-in-v intercourse has happened, with at least one partner reaching climax, and both were enthusiastic about it. The last time was sometime...
These are all valid points. In the context of the relationship of which I refer, however:
- Bone-jumping has never, not once, not ever, been successful.
- The male in question is in his mid-20's,...
I'm really familiar with these sentiments.
No consummation of sexual tension. Physical affection present at non-platonic levels, but sparingly.
Blow jobs once every two weeks, but offered more frequently.
Here's an interesting question:
How long do you stay in a relationship if there's no sex involved? And I don't mean in the "savin' it for marriage" way.
Not a bad deal. Though my name has a much better ring to it, I'd wager.
Also, I refuse to ever again set foot in Reno.
This would be kind of amazing. I wouldn't do much else but bake.
In the state of Oregon, in order to sell comestibles, you have to have a license to make food, and then make it in a space that must also be licensed and inspected biannually, and you can only sell...
It's true, but I don't exactly have the capital to go into business by myself. If you'll recall, not that long ago, there was an Indiegogo campaign with my name on it dedicated to trying to whittle...
Wait a minute.
New confession: I'm never going back to work again.
That's what I feel like I've been doing, and it's all been fine and well, except I have to go back to work SOMETIME. Something tells me it'd be irresponsible to throw away that pastry degree and just...
And decidedly more pressing.
I feel as though I have completely lost track of who or where I was in my life and career before my accident. It's that same feeling one might experience when one gets distracted in the middle of a...
He's such a dipshit.
You're not getting better at this.
No, he's just grasping at straws and not doing a particularly good job. Same with you, actually.
A thread by Tom about being angry that didn't go anywhere? I'm shocked.
Bechamel sauce with a little extra sharp cheddar for flare. Oh man, that fresh nutmeg is delicious. Tossed that with some farfalle. Then, on top of that, salmon fillets, which had been...
Backyard-fresh chicken egg (my hen is laying!)
Fried on the cast iron in coconut oil
Black Truffle salt, one big pinch.
Combine and consume.
Yeah, I'll be home. We have a guest staying with us through airbnb.com and he leaves today, and tomorrow I'll just be here cleaning, hausfrau-style.
So far, the total is $3695, which is already way more than I thought would be raised. It's also a pretty good chunk of change: a little more than 1/5th of my goal and a great starting point for me. I...
Indeed. Indiegogo keeps 9% of the total, since I didn't reach my goal. If I had reached it, which wasn't terribly likely in the first place, they'd have only kept 4%. I could have probably picked a...
You guys are still the best and are responsible for the bulk of the funds I've raised so far. <3<3<3
Thanks, dudes! And especially thanks to GPS, who has left me visitor messages on my profile every year, whether I've been here to read them or not.
More people telling me I deserved to have a lamp post ruin my life makes me wish it had hit me just a little bit harder.
I would absolutely do it. Don't think I wouldn't.
You have my word that you did not donate the contents of your bank account. It tells me you donated, though! <3
This is what I would do, if I...
There is only the distance between us that prevents me from violently murdering you in front of your entire family.
The next person who tells me who to sue can choke on my throbbing, mangled metal leg.
So, update on Joe: it turns out he hadn't heard about the campaign yet (apparently the boyf forgot to tell him?), but he's totally on board now and helping me spread the word. A complete turn around...
I'm drunk and Courtney and Tommy and Chris are responsible.
What a shitty kid.
All I know on that front is that Yahoo has been downsizing and is rumoured to be leaving the area (though they're out in Hillsboro anyway). I will keep my ears open.
Rogue: NW 14th and Glisan. Nice spot. They're selling the Voodoo Doughnuts Maple Bacon Ale in a pink 22oz bottle.
Jesus, Westcoastpirate. No. Put those away. My god.
Gribbz, we went to Mirgration Brewery.
GREAT BARS WITH HUGE SELECTION:
- Horse Brass
- Belmont Station
- Bite me.
I have dream-sexed so many of the people from this board that I've lost track.
...Also, it's been a few years.
He's my boyfriend's coworker, and no, he hasn't contributed anything to the campaign as it stands. I don't really want to talk about his level of involvement with the accident and its aftermath.
I'm not even all that jazzed about the fucking video! I'm glad he had a great time and all, but...
I definitely need a llama cookie cutter. Definitely.
What?! I'm just saying, you know, Courtney is going to make you a pie. It just won't be a whole one.
You earned yourself about half a pie.
Admit it, marooko. You want a Batman you can suckle.
Reddit just seems like... I don't know, a message board, but worse? Because of the whole popularity contest, "up vote this" thing.
Also THANK YOU because that sounds like not a bad idea.