Time to dust off the chalk.
Type: Posts; User: I Am Tom Waits
Time to dust off the chalk.
What's mine is mine and what Stu gets is his own. I put my surplus in Millstone cans and bury them out back. Go ahead and try to bankrupt me like poor Lenny, I'll still have my cans. Never going...
Well, actually, I live in California, so I don't think that I could be what you'd call a "hater". I'm a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to sleeping, and you just can't find a good bed outside of...
I knew a Captain named Jagz, once ago, true story. But I am relatively certain that we're talking about a different fellow.
I'd like to wager a stiff bet that the He-Men overtake the Gypsies this year. Any takers?
Two troglodytes arguing over some pennies. Let us give them each a stick and we can eat our kettle corn while they joust their troubles away.
Talking Heads 35
Daft Punk 31
The White Stripes 33
David Bowie 30
Neil Young 21
Massive Attack 21
Too much gonsh. Not enough man, if you ask me.
Goddamn pissant townies!
No sir. No sir. I dare your precious Apostle Paul to drag me out to the desert to dance for you apes.
But I'll stay with you 'til the money runs out.
So bye bye baby, baby bye bye.
I had a hoot with Real Gone.
If you want to hear Al Green, get a shovel.
Your favorite will be Heart of Saturday Night., though.
Seems pretty straightforward.
That asshole Jerry Yester put some Oriental itching powder in my slacks back in '73. Damn near ripped the keys of the piano while messing round with Closing Time arrangements.
Horses couldn't drag me within 50 clicks of your hippy Easter soiree.
Don't tell Pollock which brushes to use Paco.
Draw this Comanche.
That ravaging drug-ravaged British jackass (his friends all loathe him at parties)
That dandy man-woman
Try and not burn your hand on a stovetop burner when your aging mind starts to give.
I ain't playing your goldy desert celebration. I'd rather sit on my porch and watch turkey vultures than cohort with your sweatsmen.
That was the longest "Yes" I've ever read Eddie.
Of all my inventions, I'm most proud of the moustache.
I like the cut of your jib.
You live in the most intolerably racist city on the planet goldy. Stop trying to paint my wagon red, too.
Thank you Buddyhead.
Why the long face goldy-blue?
You never were the helpful sort.
You shut your Edwin mouth goldy.
What's a good brand? I know a goldy that needs some.
You were a fool to assume that I'd reveal my truths on this infernal beast. For shame Montana Abe, for shame.
I'm not doing much more than watching turkey vultures swarm my property. You were sadly misinformed Montana Abe.
A half-assed Smashing Pumpkins reunion isn't a big enough deal to warrant any type of meaningful opening bands. Your lies are waterheaded, and bands that actually merit these false performances by...
Apology not accepted. It was a bit too disingenuous Mr Cackrat.
What sur damage douche?
Boards of Canada won't play shows.
Smashing Pumpkins won't feature Auf der Maur.
This Fillmore is probably a trash heap anyway.
A bit oversexed this afternoon, Mr Cackrat?
Keep dialing, people!!!! Keep dialing!!!
The first child who said it said it with more style. Less 6 points for you sir.
May the vultures dine on your entrails last.
I shall cower in fear of your furiously furry fists of fury as I sit Indian style on my Redskins fan-blanket, DeltaSigChi4.
Amazing. You take the internet too seriously and you're an Indian giver. HEYHOWAREYOU? HEYHOWAREYOU? HEYHOWAREYOU?
nothing is easier than SUPER.
here's a guide how to use it: http://forum.videohelp.com/images/guides/p1608146/basicsuperguide.pdf
However, you're clearly in the bottom tier for mental heath.
You seem like a hazard to yourself and others.
how scary is Miami's 3-4 defense, now? Jason Taylor, Zach Thomas and Joey Porter...
the rest of Food, for what it's worth:
breakfast is being too tricky... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WUpNvx9VcA
I am Edwin