BD does pete piss on you?
BD does pete piss on you?
Not enough, apparently.
Please keep us posted on your pegging progress.
Bev: fascinated by the most basic aspect of anal sex that anyone with even a cursory understanding of how their own body works would already know.
You're what the sex world calls "verse" amy.
You seem to enjoy fucking your man, but also enjoy getting fucked.
no I only enjoy getting fucked, like a blow up doll.
“Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body—his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs.”
It was around this time I began to suspect that many of Cosmo’s sex tips were in fact fueled by hunger. When Cosmo’s not advising us on how to incorporate the contents of our pantries into our sex lives, it is advising us on how to lose weight, so how else to explain this questionable use of eating utensils? Since I would never turn down the chance to stab my girlfriend in the name of journalism, I made my way into the kitchen and grabbed a medium-sized, four-pronged IKEA fork.
Her eyes widened as I made my way to the bed, and she said, “We’re really just going straight into this—no foreplay?”
“No foreplay,” I said. “Only forkplay.”
She protested for the first time throughout this bad sex experiment, so I relented and we fooled around for a while before proceeding. When she felt warmed up I picked up the fork and lightly dragged it across her stomach. “Fuck, that’s cold,” she said. And it was. Because it’s a fork. It doesn’t really adapt to your body temperature. I breathed hotly on it and then stuck it between my thighs to make it warmer. If making out while clenching a fork between your thighs isn’t the height of eroticism, I don’t know what is.
Foregoing the warmth factor, I took to pressing the fork into various fleshy parts of her body—her tits, thighs, butt, and so on. My girlfriend is usually quite responsive to touch of all kinds, but forking her was getting no reaction.
“How does that feel?” I asked.
“It feels like I’m being stabbed with a fork,” she said.
Here's more terrible advice:
Bondage Tricks For People Too Chickenshit To Try Actual Bondage
I like to use twizzlers when my partner is reluctant to be hog tied.
Some of it is actual bondage but you would have to know beforehand if your partner is dominant, submissive, or switch before you (as a woman) start ordering him around. Bleh.
Bondage and power play are not the same thing. They frequently go together but you can have one without the other.
amy has he made you wear a ball gag yet?
I could never wear one because of my TMJ.
That may be, but you also could never wear one because you couldn't stand to stfu for that long.
That's exactly why my partners would want me to wear one.
Hence my question to amy.
In both cases, I'm pretty sure the only way I could even wrestle up an erection is if we filled Amy/Gunz's mouth with concrete. I don't think a ball gag would stop the incessant unintelligible mumbling.
It's true. The noises don't stop.
I didn't take it out for air, bitch.
i.e., this dick ain't gonna suck itself.