i was JUST gonna post that :D
I have a signed autograph from her newest husband Captain Mike! My dad got it for me at a trade show.
Haaaaaaaa! This bitch'll probably outlive Jack Lalanne
Paula's nickname on the set is stinky twinkie.
the stinky twinkie is on the today show right now
she's talking about baby's buttholes
edit: and balls...
No more butter? :'(
I like her fat versus skinny.
I can tell you Paula Deen's secret to losing weight: She fucking stopped eating like Paula Deen.
Best diet ever!
It's either Gastric bypass, or fucking weight watchers. If it is weight watchers, she'll be their spokespersons and convince the fans to spend mucho dinero to be as thin as her.
Haha that guys funny.
I love it when he bitches people out for having filthy, disgusting restaurants.
Can we get a rule 34 on her?
"Hey, y'all, come to my plantation-themed dream wedding":
“I remember telling them about a restaurant that my husband and I had recently visited. And I’m wanting to think it was in Tennessee or North Carolina or somewhere, and it was so impressive,” Deen said. “The whole entire wait staff was middle-aged black men, and they had on beautiful white jackets with a black bow tie. I mean, it was really impressive. And I remember saying I would love to have servers like that, I said, but I would be afraid that somebody would misinterpret.”