For only $60 this fine fucking package not only allows you to attend Glassjaw's only Texas show this year, but you also get to wear a great product designed by the band.
Let's be honest. It's neither clever nor stylish, however it does evoke the band's spirit by telling someone to "Eat My Shit." This festive gem allows the beholder to think you may be kidding and may not want them to literally eat your fecal matter, but in actuality...
T-Shirt purchase includes admission to see Glassjaw at the Unsilent Night Festival (Centennial Hall) in Texas on 12/01/2012.