Did you cal me an eejit? I havent been here for sooooooo long.
You big eejit. :D
What up, anyway?
No, but really...
MPeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy, I'm back, I missed you more than anything else!!
I have no idea what the hell you just said. I think you are drunk on rage-ahol or something. :)
What's that beef, where the cows are fed the beer? Yeah, that's the difference. Booze up them gnomes.
Dammit. I'm running out of ideas. I feed him gnomes, but the bastard can tell the difference.
We're not allowed to export them I'm afraid. They're a protected species.
Can I buy a leprechaun from you?
It's my cat's favorite food.