View Full Version : Is your favorite band gay?

01-24-2007, 11:24 AM
Thank GOD for the Christian right here to set us straight.


This handy website is a guide to make sure what you are listening to is not in fact gay.

And they even have a killer artist on the team...I am thinking Donnie Davies and the Evening Service would be perfect for the sunset slot on the Coachella stage.


bug on your lip
01-24-2007, 11:30 AM
if tessa was a band this website would have ended that rumor once and for all

01-24-2007, 11:32 AM

01-24-2007, 11:33 AM
I always thought Jay-Z was gay. Beyonce was just a clever front...The safe list is even funnier...Cyndi Lauper is ok, but Barry Manilow is gay...their logic eludes me.

01-24-2007, 11:37 AM
I just watched that "Sexy Boy" Air video, and I'm convinced they're gay. Who the heck cares anyway?

mob roulette
01-24-2007, 11:39 AM
dude, way to out DMX. i always knew it.

also cyndi lauper's third biggest hit was an ode to masturbation. if that means anything.

01-24-2007, 11:46 AM

01-24-2007, 11:47 AM
Was Metallica gay before or after Load came out? (no pun inteded with "came out")

mob roulette
01-24-2007, 11:47 AM
"...especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy."

and i'm sorry, that is just too f'ing hilarious. do these guys write presidential speeches as well? and ravi shankar? merzBAU? i think they've been hoodwinked more than once already. we should send lists.

01-24-2007, 11:50 AM
It would be a good idea to start submitting bands to that list...

01-24-2007, 11:51 AM
Someone over on mog thinks its a Borat like hoax, I however am not convinced. What you guys think? Legit...or elaborate ruse?

01-24-2007, 11:58 AM
I do believe its a hoax, however a very well conceived one and one that took a TON of time to orchestrate!


01-24-2007, 12:08 PM
Would do a "Safe Bands" Mix except that it would suck and that's gay.

Safe Music:
Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk

01-24-2007, 12:17 PM
Are we sure this is a hoax; this is what I found on the "ministers" website:

Oscar Wilde, my hero, was a reformed homosexual. He went to prison for his sins. Once he was alone with his thouhgts, in jail, he saw the errors of his ways and repented. He died as a Christian. While I'm not advocating jailing all Homosexuals, I do think it would benefit them greatly. It would be for their own good. When a person is forced to think they will generally be able to see their problems and solve them by themselves.

this guy creeps me out!

01-24-2007, 01:17 PM
Ok we'll find out shortly if it is a hoax,I submitted Ted Nugent.
Also how come no The Queers or Grizzly Bear?But Elton John is classified as (really gay) when he actually once was unsure himself(married that woman)?And no REM,but Sinatra!?
I think this must be a hoax.

01-24-2007, 01:22 PM
Looking around at the site and some of the articles on it I have come to the conclusion that it is either a hoax or some dumbass right wing Christian guy who does not know how to put together a website.

p.s. donít take offense to the dumbass Christian comment, love Christians just not the dumbass ones.

01-24-2007, 01:23 PM
I'm going to submit Rage to the "safe" list. All the machismo that's been fronted lately for them makes them staunchly hetero in my book.

01-24-2007, 02:23 PM
I remember back when satan controlled rock music, when did the gays take over?

01-24-2007, 02:31 PM
They put Cyndi Lauper as a "safe" band... She was the Grand Marshall of the Los Angeles gay pride parade in 2003. Dumbasses.

01-24-2007, 03:12 PM
why arent the rapture on there?
or hidden cameras?
or final fantasy?

01-24-2007, 03:26 PM
Sinatra is gay, but Morrissey is "questionable?"

01-24-2007, 03:51 PM
We need to find out from Stef about sonicflyer...
Also,what about

01-24-2007, 03:53 PM
I remember back when satan controlled rock music, when did the gays take over?

i think it was around Judas Priest.

randy ricochet
01-24-2007, 04:06 PM
what about Bell(end) and sebastian, and the flaming lips!?....if they don't sound gay then I wasn't a 70's porn star!!!!

01-24-2007, 04:07 PM
Xiu Xiu? The Rapture? Hanson?

Gayest band ever:

01-24-2007, 04:54 PM
hahaha...funny stuff! I think its a hoax, but I am not sure...i guess that is the brilliance of it, its true enough to make you think...there are gay 'converters' in this country, as F'd up as that sounds


01-24-2007, 05:22 PM
Scissor Sisters!!!!

01-24-2007, 05:27 PM
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01-24-2007, 05:30 PM
Scissor Sisters indeed.

Balthazar B
01-24-2007, 07:43 PM
Strewth !

01-24-2007, 09:24 PM
Rufus Wainwright!

i wonder if they are in order of gay risk.

hahah thats funny... Elton John appears twice. One time was not enough to capture his gayness.

01-24-2007, 10:10 PM
This never gets old to me


01-24-2007, 10:15 PM
Would Michael Jackson qualify or is he o.k. for the kids because he's technically not (really gay) like Sir Elton?

01-24-2007, 10:52 PM
I'm positive this is for real. As I have known homo's who have gone on the straight and narrow! They tried to feed me this same bullsh#t...

01-24-2007, 11:08 PM
Without looking at the lists, I can safely say that Tegan & Sara, the Indogo Girls, and Elton John are sofe... Phew...

01-24-2007, 11:13 PM
lol, i'm very surprised about the fact that placebo is not in the list

01-24-2007, 11:19 PM
This is all gonna end up just being one big viral ad for Domino's Pizza. Mark my words.

01-24-2007, 11:55 PM
you're a gay favorite band

01-28-2007, 10:28 PM
This site is bullsh!t

01-28-2007, 10:45 PM

01-28-2007, 10:46 PM
belle & sebastian arent on the list? that band is so GAY

01-28-2007, 11:28 PM
"Elton John(really gay)"
"Boy George*" (what's the asterix for, I wonder?)
"George Michael (texan)"
"The Grateful Dead (AIDS)"

02-12-2007, 01:01 AM
yes! i <3 afi. they've also lost all their credability in the last few years but that's a horse of a different color.

02-12-2007, 03:05 AM
Which of those are actually ligit...I heard the Killers were all gay, and Sigur Ros, Placebo who are both not on there. Rufus, Elton are obviously gay but the rest just seem pretty made up. A lot of people seemed to agree with The Rapture and Scissor Sisters although I haven't heard this before this post. It's kind of interesting to me to find this shit out.

02-12-2007, 12:35 PM
You haven't heard Scissor Sisters are gay? Wow. Dude. Wow.

02-12-2007, 12:38 PM
uhm... I dont know why this thread/site exists... really strange

02-12-2007, 12:49 PM
anybody watch the god hate fags video on there?

what the fuck is that all about?