View Full Version : Ryan Gosling Saved My Life But There’s War In the Middle East So Everyone Calm Down

Miroir Noir
04-04-2012, 01:34 PM
Making all of those "hey, girl" memes even better: Ryan Gosling saves woman from stumbling into NYC traffic (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/04/ryan-gosling-saves-laurie-penny-from-nyc-taxi-tweets_n_1402492.html#s841429&title=Laurie_Penny). Woman turns out to be activist/journalist Laurie Penny (http://pennyred.blogspot.com/), who intially tweets (http://twitter.com/PennyRed) about the incident and praises Gosling. Upon further reflection, Penny writes hilariously sanctimonious piece (http://gawker.com/5899046/ryan-gosling-saved-me-from-a-speeding-car-but-theres-war-in-the-middle-east-so-everyone-calm-down)* about the incident for Gawker, claims that Americans are silly to care so much about things that celebrities do (never mind where they hear about them first, of course) when there are real issues going on, objects to fact that she is being portrayed in the media as a ditzy damsel in distress.

*So sanctimonious, writes Jonathan Chait, she "make[s] you want to vote Republican out of sheer spite."

04-04-2012, 01:40 PM
That bitch is all stupid way.

04-04-2012, 01:57 PM
This thread needs more Ryan Gosling photos.

04-04-2012, 02:00 PM
This thread needs more Ryan Gosling photos.

I'll post this video I'm sure everyone's already seen.


Miroir Noir
04-04-2012, 02:00 PM

04-04-2012, 02:17 PM
Americans are very strange. They can and do hyperventilate about the most everyday happenings as if they are the most important thing in the world,

... she says whilst on rant precipitated from a common mistep on a street corner.

04-04-2012, 02:48 PM
i want to start hitting people crossing the road while looking down at their phones/mp3 players. darwinism.

04-04-2012, 02:49 PM
This woman seems clumsy in not just the literal sense. She stumbled into her 15 minutes of fame, and decided to use it to trumpet her political agenda, and the transition was not graceful.

04-04-2012, 08:27 PM
Thanks Penny for making women seem vulnerable and helpless. Only to be an annoying mouth after a run in with one of the most attractive men of his time. Gawd!

04-04-2012, 08:34 PM
Gosling 2012

04-04-2012, 08:36 PM
Gotta love the RyGos.

04-04-2012, 08:42 PM

04-04-2012, 11:38 PM
NOW, let us morph this into a post pictures of Ryan Gosling thread.

You already have my approval

04-05-2012, 01:30 AM
Ryan Gosling was planted by Hollywood to gracefully phase out George Clooney.

04-05-2012, 01:42 AM
Which is all perfectly fine for men and women alike.

04-05-2012, 02:06 AM
i want to start hitting people crossing the road while looking down at their phones/mp3 players. darwinism.

I watched a lady walk right in front of my car while texting. She never even looked up once. She had no idea she was about to straddle my bumper.