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sonicc
02-04-2012, 01:32 PM
SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlqxMNdST1g&ob=av2e

ALESSO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oEHDhPsqbY

AVICII

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA&ob=av2e

DADA LIFE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0AD3w67_-o

SEBASTIAN INGROSSO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uCvz2ghG0

This is the year of the Swedish take over of Coachella. They will fly a long way from home just to make you DANCE!
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs29/i/2008/059/7/8/Swedish_Flag_by_xxoblivionxx.jpg

Now, the question is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcS0aYJ2a8

eMpTyFox
02-04-2012, 01:35 PM
Oh my god, will someone please murder this fucking kid?

flowbee
02-04-2012, 01:36 PM
Bring your women, leave your DJ's

brogore
02-04-2012, 01:45 PM
Friday night at Coachella is going to turn into a Swedish house. They will come and conquer!

sonicc
02-04-2012, 01:56 PM
Friday night at Coachella is going to turn into a Swedish house. They will come and conquer!

The epic moment when they will play "Save The World" and the entire crowd will be roaring, singing along and when the song drops. It's game OVER, whew, goosebumps! Do you think they'll play the original or the "Knife Party" remix? They're so unpredictable, I never know which bomb they are going to throw down.

Mugwog
02-04-2012, 02:04 PM
Will there be swedish meat balls at the food vendors?

Also this trend of

Ed Banger

Dim Mak

Dirty Dutch

Swedes

Me thinks Coachella gets a nice discount for booking multiple acts off on label/geographical region

So saving money is why we got all this crap?

sonicc
02-04-2012, 02:07 PM
Will there be swedish meat balls at the food vendors?

Also this trend of

Ed Banger

Dim Mak

Dirty Dutch

Swedes

Me thinks Coachella gets a nice discount for booking multiple acts off on label/geographical region

So saving money is why we got all this crap?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S2xkJkWi8c

Mugwog
02-04-2012, 02:19 PM
Im ok with that on my balls.

brogore
02-04-2012, 02:32 PM
Will there be swedish meat balls at the food vendors?

Also this trend of

Ed Banger

Dim Mak

Dirty Dutch

Swedes

Me thinks Coachella gets a nice discount for booking multiple acts off on label/geographical region

So saving money is why we got all this crap?
You try running a multi-million festival and let me know how that works out..

Relic
02-04-2012, 02:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdJBMJk9gcI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La8baQNlOns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edcYCZHBY1M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pf8gdutePk

Mugwog
02-04-2012, 02:52 PM
Well if you find me a few million dollars, I can contact some people and we'll have Mugwog's Awesome Festival pop up later this year. Here's my plan:

I'll book two opposite worlds of music side by side so that all demographics come through and not have to sit at one stage. So Skrillex will be one headliner as much as it pains me, while the main headliner will be someone half of you jack off months for.

Lost Coast brewery will be my beer source. (Great white - Downtown Brown - Tangerine Wheat and I'm sure they have an IPA) $7 beers. All day every day.

We will also serve Milagro/Casadorez/Patron for tequila - Vodka will be Ketel One/Ciroc/Grey Goose - Gin selection - Bombay Sapphire/Tanqueray/Heinricks(?) Whiskey will be - Jack/Makers Mark/Jameson, basically no well crap that gets people extremely hungover. Money will be made at the bar. Drinks will have a cap of $12.

Have some of the more popular food trucks with eccentric items cater, in addition to standard burgers/chinese food/turkey legs. THERE WILL BE TURKEY LEGS PEOPLE.

Have a huge swing set. HUGE. It will also shoot out confetti.

TONS OF CLOWNS. People fucking love clowns.

Hire some local thugs to be security and shakedown everyone who is too obvious. Security will resell drugs through the crowd. This ensures they will be fine with their $9.25/hr pay for 13 hours. No OT.

Tents, gotta have the tents.

And I'll host it somewhere grassy and comfortable near some water. People fucking love to swim when they are messed up. I will put a up sign that says "Swim at your own risk, no lifeguard on duty" That way we don't have lawsuits.

Soooo..


You wanna gimme a few million


EDIT:

Gonna get a huge potato sack slide also along with a fun house. People love fun houses.

Exoskeletal
02-04-2012, 02:59 PM
Lost Coast brewery will be my beer source. (Great white - Downtown Brown - Tangerine Wheat and I'm sure they have an IPA) $7 beers. All day every day.

We will also serve Milagro/Casadorez/Patron for tequila - Vodka will be Ketel One/Ciroc/Grey Goose - Gin selection - Bombay Sapphire/Tanqueray/Heinricks(?) Whiskey will be - Jack/Makers Mark/Jameson, basically no well crap that gets people extremely hungover. Money will be made at the bar. Drinks will have a cap of $12.

I would go to any Fest that did THIS.

Trick Loves The Kids
02-04-2012, 03:03 PM
Oh my god, will someone please murder this fucking kid?

Sorry, as a Coachella Forum Veteran / Respected Poster I'm going to officially adopt SonicC, effective immediately. Please refrain from trolling or flaming him, and if you have any questions contact me directly via PM. Also, please stop derailing threads. This is a perfectly acceptable thread, and I for one am excited to have so many Swedes performing for us at Coachella 2012.

eMpTyFox
02-04-2012, 03:07 PM
Right, there needs to be 18 threads about how much of a hard-on sonicC has for SHM. Got it. Shutting up now.

involvelemons
02-04-2012, 03:08 PM
I'll agree with Trick. I loathe SHM as a general rule, but everyone has a right to get pumped about something.
Should search for a thread before making a new one, though.

Trick Loves The Kids
02-04-2012, 03:12 PM
This thread isn't about SHM, though. Please take SHM-specific discussion to the SHM thread. This thread is to point out and discuss the prevalence of Swedish artists at Coachella 2012. If you have any comments or questions about the many artists performing at Coachella 2012 who call Sweden home, this is the thread for you.

stinkbutt
02-04-2012, 03:14 PM
First Aid Kit and Refused are Swedes too

aaronbk
02-04-2012, 03:17 PM
:poo

Sensuality
02-04-2012, 06:05 PM
I can't even flame sonicc at this point, I just accept he's going to post all the usual stuff and others will do the job for me.

malcolmjamalawesome
02-04-2012, 06:13 PM
Trick Loves The Kids, as Vice President of Raving, is correct.

TomAz
02-04-2012, 06:14 PM
First Aid Kit and Refused are Swedes too

and the Hives.

This thread isn't about Swedes playing Coachella. It's about the subset of Swedes playing Coachella who suck.

Mugwog
02-04-2012, 06:19 PM
Trick Loves The Kids, as Vice President of Raving, is correct.

Who is the president of raving then?!

malcolmjamalawesome
02-04-2012, 06:21 PM
sonicc

juloxx
02-04-2012, 06:28 PM
I love how for the Avvicci song OP posted levels

lediable76
02-04-2012, 07:27 PM
No OT.




EDIT:

Gonna get a huge potato sack slide also along with a fun house. People love fun houses.

NO OT...that's classic...hey mugwog...thanks for the treats at EDC during Plastikman...

david.sound
02-04-2012, 07:42 PM
This is the only good Steve Angello song.

B8sVNmTDPoA

SepaGroove
02-05-2012, 12:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S2xkJkWi8c

This chick is cute, and has a gifted tongue

BROKENDOLL
02-05-2012, 03:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S2xkJkWi8c

Im ok with that on my balls.
You're going to have to be okay with it... I mean, a tongue that size certainly can't leave much room in her mouth for dick, can it?

manalive!
02-05-2012, 05:20 AM
he posts about swedish takeover but doest even mention MOTHER FUCKING REFUSED!?!?!?!?!? op needs a bullet...

Relic
02-05-2012, 07:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsUYxwIEerI

JClemy
02-05-2012, 08:21 AM
http://youtu.be/MCQ7VLoY7bQ

I'm really excited to see this Swedish band.

Both Refused and The Hives are on Burning Heart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Heart_Records) I'm surprised someone like Millencolin wasn't added too since they're planning on releasing a new album this year.

sonicc
02-05-2012, 11:16 AM
SWEDISH TAKE OVER!!!

Cheers to everyone watching the Superbowl today, you'll be reminded of Avicii's greatness!

http://vimeo.com/36247898

RodFed1993
02-05-2012, 11:36 AM
I wish the FRENCH were taking over instead. The Swedish are taking a giant shit on Coachella this year.

icedKeg
02-05-2012, 11:06 PM
also, miike snow.

KidRobot
02-06-2012, 03:19 PM
also, miike snow.

You beat me to this.

nbvcide
02-06-2012, 03:27 PM
I would go to any Fest that did THIS.

any fest with vip then...including chella. hell, stagecoach has full bar w/o vip, sometimes IN the sahara tent.

Ross1492
02-06-2012, 03:33 PM
I wish the FRENCH were taking over instead. The Swedish are taking a giant shit on Coachella this year.

What a laugh. The french artists on offer are uniformly terrible. Equal in offensiveness to much of the Swedish trash with which we've been saddled.

What French acts, other than Daft Punk, are you pining for? I sincerely hope they aren't EDM acts. France churns out mostly god-awful, derivative schlock in that regard.

Trick Loves The Kids
02-06-2012, 03:53 PM
I wish Surkin was playing

sonicc
02-06-2012, 03:57 PM
I wish Steve Angello could play his own set...

Penis
02-06-2012, 05:56 PM
Anybody else excited for DAvid Guettaaa his performance will be huge

Sensuality
02-06-2012, 06:06 PM
I like your name, but your post is a bit lacking.