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Stefinitely Maybe
12-09-2011, 08:22 AM
Finally a real news story, so we can stop worrying about all this 'financial meltdown' crap. (http://www.suttonguardian.co.uk/news/9409208.What_a_lovely_pear/?ref=fbrec)
suprefan
12-09-2011, 08:25 AM
This one is better (http://gawker.com/5866624/)
TomAz
12-09-2011, 09:13 AM
there is more merit to either of those stories than anything involving the Kardashians.
sbessiso
12-09-2011, 09:16 AM
thats a big fuckin pear
Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-09-2011, 09:20 AM
"I used to grate them into my porridge, it was very nice."
miscorrections
12-09-2011, 09:25 AM
If it was so nice why did he stop?
PotVsKtl
12-09-2011, 09:35 AM
Have you ever tried to grate a buxom pear with debilitating arthritis? You heartless monster.
amyzzz
12-09-2011, 09:56 AM
Love those buxom, voluptuous pears.
betao
12-09-2011, 10:42 AM
According to Gill Collins from the National Fruit Show, the winner of last year's biggest pear award was mere 1.98 lb.
They call that a pear? Fucking amateurs.
JebusLives
12-09-2011, 01:06 PM
I like my pears woman-shaped, and vice-versa.
guest-1185
12-09-2011, 01:08 PM
I think he and the pear are related.
Goatchella
12-09-2011, 01:12 PM
Four chan pear
bmack86
12-09-2011, 01:43 PM
He obviously stopped grating them into his porridge so that the foxes might eat. A selfless Italian.
bmack86
12-09-2011, 01:44 PM
This one is better (http://gawker.com/5866624/)
Nope.
Mugwog
12-10-2011, 02:00 PM
So earlier this year a woman dies from a "Beef fat injection to the face" and now....
Woman Charged For Fatal Penis Injection (http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/135354358.html) 22 year old man dies from silicon injection to penis.
Be happy with your cock size guys, or it could mean the death of you