View Full Version : Nothing compares 2 u railing me in the pooper

08-29-2011, 06:08 PM

Sinead is on the prowl for butt lovin' preferably from a dark-skinned guy or a member of U2.

2. "I've been repeatedly asked will I 'do anal sex'. Let me make it very clear ... Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex ... yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown' ... Don't apply."


08-29-2011, 06:20 PM

08-29-2011, 06:23 PM
This reminds me of a Weekend Update joke when Dennis Miller used to anchor.

"Sinead O'Connor this week revealed that she has a preference for black men. She said that she likes dark skin men, they must be non-smoking, over 35 and have facial hair. When contacted, junkman Fred Sanford said, 'I'm coming Sinead! This is the big one baby!!!"


08-29-2011, 06:34 PM
Repeatedly asked by who? Baba Booey?

08-29-2011, 07:34 PM
"I must end now as I have a hot date with a banana"


08-29-2011, 08:43 PM
It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took my plug away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took my plug away
Since you've been gone it's now just me and my cunt
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner without chewing if I want
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues,
'Cause nothing is fair
Nothing is fair to you
It's been so lonely back by my rear
Like a turd without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby do you think anal's wrong?
I could put my arms round every dick I see
But they'd only remind me of you
I went to the doctor guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said girl you better try to stretch it out more to have some fun
No, dont mind the poop.
But he's a fool
'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

08-29-2011, 08:56 PM
That's it! How do I put myself on ignore???

08-29-2011, 08:58 PM
Is that what she looks like now? Good lord.

08-29-2011, 10:07 PM



in 20 short years!

08-29-2011, 10:08 PM
With extra nipple in the second shot!

08-29-2011, 10:26 PM
I wonder if she has to imagine her partner as the Pope during angry sex, otherwise she just can't get off.

M Sparks
08-29-2011, 10:48 PM
She now looks like every nun I've ever known.

Still, I'm not going to shave tomorrow. You never know.

08-30-2011, 08:27 AM
Would I get paid for this? I already have 5 days without shaving.

Premium Roast
08-30-2011, 08:39 AM
scratch & sniff that photo and it smells like shit

08-30-2011, 09:01 AM
Vomitous Maximus.

With extra nipple in the second shot!No, Waldo-watchers, it's not on the side of her chin...

08-30-2011, 09:54 AM
Where is it?