View Full Version : I didnt get my promotion cos of this

03-06-2007, 07:09 AM

my goal is to get this girl fired

03-06-2007, 07:13 AM
I would have figured you'd have a different goal with her.

03-06-2007, 07:16 AM
no shes fake...annoying...and a bad singer

03-06-2007, 07:27 AM
what's that got to do with anything?

03-06-2007, 07:29 AM
do you really have to ask, Tom?

03-06-2007, 07:30 AM
this is new caco tom....new caco

I figure if im going to withhold information from her and just let her fuck her shit up....i mean she walks into this damn office dressed like its a runway...screw that man.....im wearing my lucky jeans and my dark gucci t shirts......if i cant figure out how to get her fired maybe ill buy a shit load of her songs on itunes and hope she goes on tour

03-06-2007, 07:42 AM
ummm. withholding information could get you fired, man. just sayin.

03-06-2007, 08:38 AM
well how about i just don't help her with things....she is no filmaker...she knows nothing about development except for how to make your develop faster for an extra 2000 grand....so if i can make her look useless and me like im more needed...than maybe....maybe....i can get rid of the Estonian singer

John Peel is My Co-pilot
03-06-2007, 08:40 AM
I think someone photoshopped that microphone into her hand. My guess is she was holding something else in the original pic!

03-06-2007, 10:13 AM
"this" = old caco usage

03-06-2007, 10:20 AM
her outfit is atrocious.
she looks like a mermaid whore

03-06-2007, 10:21 AM
Id hit it.

03-06-2007, 10:24 AM
she looks quite tall.
that pic looks airbrushed like a muthafucka tho...just sayin'

03-06-2007, 10:25 AM
shes not as cute in person i've seen albino midgets more attractive than her

03-06-2007, 10:28 AM
WTF!!!! So my boss just shows up to work....takes everyone to lunch but me.....this bitch has to go

03-06-2007, 10:30 AM
when you headin to brooklyn? Theyve got plenty of albimo midgetst that ll take you out to lunch. a hot lunch.

03-06-2007, 10:32 AM
well if things don't pan my way here im off nando....off to brooklyn

03-06-2007, 10:33 AM
I would have sex with her and then tell my boss she sexually harassed me.


*sings* "Sexual Harassment Panda" *sings*

03-06-2007, 10:50 AM
Throw a little bag of something something in her desk drawer and alert security. :winkiss

03-06-2007, 10:51 AM
naw cos all the producers do coke...so thats not a big deal

03-06-2007, 10:53 AM
throw a pair of stretched out shit stained tighty whiteys in her desk.
and write her name on the elastic.

03-06-2007, 10:56 AM
do you think a girl like that wears undergarment??? how do you think she got the job...she did the whole Sharon Stone move

03-06-2007, 10:59 AM
that's why it would work.
if someone found them in her desk, it would explain why she dont rock undergarments. she ll just shitty em up.
you gotta grab a pair of fat dude shitted up tighty whiteys and make like they are hers.
that shit's nasty.

03-06-2007, 02:02 PM
omg....she's on the phone with someone inviting someone to her place tonight cos he man is gone. She just said that this person can spend the night!!!! I found a way to get her fired!!!!! But how do i prove it

03-06-2007, 02:08 PM
ummm, since when is infidelity grounds for termination? plus maybe it's her girlfriend she's talking to, they'll just pop popcorn and watch the DVD of Pride and Prejudice for the 12th time.

03-06-2007, 02:10 PM

my goal is to get this girl fired

Who the fuck is she? She's hot. I want entry into her vagine.

03-06-2007, 02:11 PM
she only got this job cos my boss owes a huge favor to the guy shes fucking

03-06-2007, 02:11 PM
well then call a PI and get pictures dammit.

03-06-2007, 02:15 PM
she is not hot...im going to take a picture of her by tomorrow somehow and you will see....the only good thing about her is shes tall has nice legs, big boobs and dresses very well...BUT HER FACE IS LIKE MJ

03-06-2007, 06:33 PM
fake boobs. definitely fake.

03-06-2007, 06:34 PM
Yeah, they look too round.

03-06-2007, 06:40 PM
yeah, and perfect.

03-06-2007, 07:22 PM
fake boobs. definitely fake.

But they're spectacular boobies