View Full Version : Totally Helpful Ways to Keep People From Squatting on Your Camping Spot
gaypalmsprings
03-28-2010, 09:45 AM
Fencing
http://www.milliondollarroadfence.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/PortFence001.jpg.w560h420.jpg
http://www.australiasigns.com.au/safety/minpic/rbw-electric-fence.jpg
Venomous snakes
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1108/637372216_a16d1f540f_o.jpg
Nuclear Waste
http://www.youthrep.org.au/beth/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nuclear-waste.jpg
Grant
03-28-2010, 09:47 AM
a mod needs to pin this thread or something
WhyTheLongFace
03-28-2010, 10:34 AM
http://www.we-magazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/boombox.jpg
+
http://rockmenten.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Jack%20Johnson%20-%20In%20Between%20Dreams.jpg
heyeric
03-28-2010, 11:05 AM
^^^ hahahaha
wstsidela
03-28-2010, 11:07 AM
Crocodile pit
http://images.travelpod.com/users/webpop/1.1243529040.a-pit-of-crocodiles.jpg
Friendly hippies
http://mdh1954.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/old_hippie_very_old_hippies_1.jpg
OnlyNonStranger
03-28-2010, 11:10 AM
nevermind
Stickjohn
03-28-2010, 11:17 AM
I just hope they don't mount a surge against the RV area. All those huge, air-conditioned vehicles - they hold a lot of people. Probably have fridges full of beer. Ice cream in the freezer. They all have those nice shade canopy things. Furniture outside. Hell, they got couches inside. Generators to run tunes.
yep, sure hope the squatters leave the RV area alone.
mickflyy
03-28-2010, 11:21 AM
This really happens. :nono
wstsidela
03-28-2010, 11:22 AM
I just hope they don't mount a surge against the RV area. All those huge, air-conditioned vehicles - they hold a lot of people. Probably have fridges full of beer. Ice cream in the freezer. They all have those nice shade canopy things. Furniture outside. Hell, they got couches inside. Generators to run tunes.
yep, sure hope the squatters leave the RV area alone.
Like zombies, I tell ya
http://www.culturefeast.com/wp-content/uploads/zombies.jpg
abijo
03-28-2010, 11:35 AM
if your into that kinda thing you could mark your territory with pee pee or poo poo haha
gaypalmsprings
03-28-2010, 11:43 AM
+
http://rockmenten.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Jack%20Johnson%20-%20In%20Between%20Dreams.jpg
Ha. Totally!
Stickjohn
03-28-2010, 11:56 AM
This really happens. :nono
Oh c'mon those RV spaces are HUGE! And just think of how many people could sleep under an RV. Probably sleep in late too because it would be nice and shady all morning. It would be like barnacles on a whale - you wouldn't even notice.
theresalwaysone
03-28-2010, 11:58 AM
Sleep under an RV? :nono
gaypalmsprings
03-28-2010, 12:00 PM
http://www.chronomaddox.com/troll/trollbgone.jpg
BROKENDOLL
03-28-2010, 12:02 PM
A sign stating, "BROKENDOLL CAMPS HERE," should do the trick.
Stickjohn
03-28-2010, 12:06 PM
:rotfl
lickety_spit
03-28-2010, 01:07 PM
http://www.we-magazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/boombox.jpg
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http://rockmenten.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Jack%20Johnson%20-%20In%20Between%20Dreams.jpg
you may end up inadvertently inviting even less savory squatters using this method.
JClemy
03-28-2010, 01:18 PM
The rv spots would be great. To squat in.
billtino
03-28-2010, 11:21 PM
http://www.keystonecountrystore.com/images/products/31252-code-blue-buck.jpg
billtino
03-28-2010, 11:24 PM
http://static.emedco.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/Machine-Hazard-Signs---Industrial-33483BBHPLY2WY-ba.jpg
M Sparks
03-28-2010, 11:50 PM
A sign stating, "BROKENDOLL CAMPS HERE," should do the trick.
Darn it, you beat me to it...
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg141/mattridings/bear_trap.jpg
http://frtim.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/moat.jpg
tikiavenger
03-29-2010, 01:07 AM
dressing like this:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/olenski2/Natural_Ice_Man.jpg
CrimesceneCookie
03-29-2010, 01:31 AM
http://thegirlfromtheghetto.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lost-smoke-monster-560w.jpg
livethechoice
03-29-2010, 01:53 AM
http://thegirlfromtheghetto.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lost-smoke-monster-560w.jpg
oh god I want one
Lame Story
03-29-2010, 01:59 AM
http://www.triskele.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/zombie-warning.png
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Ss4zC2Wk2lI/AAAAAAAAy0E/WIunQ3NG7VE/s400/zombie_road_signs_36.jpg
travolta
03-29-2010, 05:37 AM
LMAO @ thread
3wulfmoonz
03-29-2010, 05:50 AM
YES!!!
http://thegirlfromtheghetto.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lost-smoke-monster-560w.jpg
billtino
03-29-2010, 08:29 AM
http://frtim.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/moat.jpg
better than just a moat.
a moat full of polar bears!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/12/article-1169266-0466D733000005DC-587_634x397.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/12/article-1169266-0466D738000005DC-894_634x390.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/12/article-1169266-04673E27000005DC-296_634x643.jpg
PlayaDelWes
03-29-2010, 08:34 AM
http://ukiahcommunityblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/manure-compost1.jpg
ELECtROjan
03-29-2010, 08:35 AM
http://www.dandossantos.com/gallery/tradingcards/full_wall_of_fire.jpg
BeaverCat
03-29-2010, 09:20 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/12/article-1169266-0466D738000005DC-894_634x390.jpg
Hooooly crap! I almost peed myself from laughing so hard, lol!
juloxx
03-29-2010, 10:35 AM
Black People
http://steelcloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/deebo.jpg
dantoro
03-29-2010, 10:51 AM
dressing like this:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/olenski2/Natural_Ice_Man.jpg
this ^ lol
seekmycounsel
03-29-2010, 11:27 AM
http://www.keepaustinweird.com/images/leslie.jpg
lizng
03-29-2010, 11:30 AM
bro out your camp site with some fancy posters
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/17/MPW-8667
seekmycounsel
03-29-2010, 11:33 AM
bro out your camp site with some fancy posters
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/17/MPW-8667
Christ..that oughta do it.
billtino
03-29-2010, 03:08 PM
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/imagenes_tesla/tesla17_04.jpg
phonographer
03-29-2010, 03:45 PM
Just make sure you enable fog of war.
http://artho.com/age/pics/fog2.jpg
OR
http://steinbaugh.com/journal/invisibility-cloak.jpg (http://steinbaugh.com/journal/invisibility-cloak/)
GuyInTucson
03-29-2010, 03:59 PM
http://partyshare.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/david-guetta_.jpg
billtino
03-30-2010, 08:28 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D1209~Holy-Grail-Killer-Rabbit-Posters.jpg
gaypalmsprings
03-31-2010, 04:46 PM
http://lolitron.org/misc/535px-Pedobear_30.jpg
theresalwaysone
03-31-2010, 05:25 PM
http://lolitron.org/misc/535px-Pedobear_30.jpg
If anyone at the campsite actually recognizes that I would be scared.
SDsoldier7
03-31-2010, 05:29 PM
Im probably going to bring yellow caution tape to surround our area if it starts to get bad. Then ill grab G$'s pellet gun if they dont get the picture.
lowfront
03-31-2010, 05:37 PM
http://zfunnypics.com/funny-pictures/506/camping.jpg
gaypalmsprings
04-11-2010, 09:01 AM
http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp21/tagsforkids/Squidville/SquidwoodForest.jpg
anevaude
04-11-2010, 09:50 AM
http://images0.cafepress.com/product/157783750v5_480x480_Front.jpg
Stillwater
04-11-2010, 09:58 AM
http://www.keepaustinweird.com/images/leslie.jpg
Robert Duvall?
chrisgolden77
04-11-2010, 11:13 AM
do we really have to worry about squaters?
heyeric
04-11-2010, 11:15 AM
do we really have to worry about squaters?
depending on how many international attendees and foolish american's we have who forgot to buy a camping pass and cant afford anything but to try and squat.
edit: international attendees are not foolish.
dontfeedthebird
04-11-2010, 11:21 AM
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/imagenes_tesla/tesla17_04.jpg
you're just asking for more people by putting up a mini tesla coil.
bezus
04-11-2010, 01:22 PM
http://islamfinland.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/taliban-fighters1.jpg
Yep, that oughta' do it.
shytide
04-11-2010, 02:39 PM
http://lolitron.org/misc/535px-Pedobear_30.jpg
we should form a makeshift government at coachella
WE ARE LEGION
dantoro
04-11-2010, 02:44 PM
high-5 with SP
http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/Sarah-Palin-Supporters.jpg
jimmycrackcorn
04-11-2010, 02:51 PM
http://www.thisiswpmo.com/wp-content/gallery/posts/dog-shit.jpg
located strategically of course...