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ElektroChik
03-26-2010, 09:59 AM
Oh noes!

HandBanana
03-26-2010, 10:02 AM
Wow. Oddly enough I actually had nothing to do with this one.

But you should still buy them shits.

JebusLives
03-26-2010, 10:51 AM
them shirts?

/ordered

cuauhtemoc723
03-26-2010, 10:56 AM
i'm married now, but if he did, i'd rather he do it with his tongue. i like my butthole being licked (not bit).

try it and then tell me how much you loved it.

yay!

HandBanana
03-26-2010, 10:56 AM
Shits works too :P

zajaa
03-26-2010, 10:59 AM
superb first post

HandBanana
03-26-2010, 11:03 AM
This is turning into a good thread so I guess I WILL sell here....



http://i.imgur.com/4sxtc.jpg






Just 20 days left to order and receive your TIESTO TOUCHED MY BUTTHOLE shirt! Dont be left out in the cold. Give me your monies!

http://www.redbubble.com/people/senorcardgage/t-shirts/4540875-3-tiesto-touched-my-butthole

clumsy342
03-26-2010, 11:07 AM
If by "butthole", you mean "heart"....


then..


.. no.

HandBanana
03-26-2010, 11:07 AM
stroked my tenderest buttheart

Leeartlee
03-26-2010, 11:14 AM
I love my TTMB shirt like no other

blackchango
03-26-2010, 04:32 PM
Tiesto gave me the sweetest tabooooo!!!

Aurgasm
03-26-2010, 04:49 PM
oh HB, im so tempted to get a TTMB shirt...

all the colour choices. I gotta think what's best for coach. Maybe a yellow.. or a doo doo brown..

lizng
03-26-2010, 04:59 PM
oh HB, im so tempted to get a TTMB shirt...

all the colour choices. I gotta think what's best for coach. Maybe a yellow.. or a doo doo brown..

you could be the next guy in a purple shirt

Aurgasm
03-26-2010, 05:12 PM
you could be the next guy in a purple shirt

oh grand! lol

ELECtROjan
03-26-2010, 06:50 PM
http://photo.rukes.com/idma10/slides/idma10%20091.jpg

uhhhhhhh yeah... that was me

JustSteve
03-26-2010, 06:56 PM
we scissored, so i guess we touched each other's buttholes...with our buttholes.

gaypalmsprings
03-26-2010, 06:57 PM
he tasted mine

dantoro
03-26-2010, 07:13 PM
In the end I walked out before he actually touched it... but the build-up took FOREVER

tikiavenger
03-26-2010, 10:11 PM
oh the whispering eye....

clumsy342
03-26-2010, 10:55 PM
must. buy. shirt.

http://ih2.redbubble.net/work.3192287.2.fig,grassgreen,mens,fbfbfb.daft-punk-is-playing-at-my-house.jpg

full-size: http://www.redbubble.com/people/mirth/t-shirts/3192287-2-daft-punk-is-playing-at-my-house

WhyTheLongFace
03-26-2010, 11:24 PM
If by "butthole", you mean "heart"....


then..


.. no.

sigged

fatbastard
03-27-2010, 06:16 AM
Tiesto is suppose to have a 3D show on the main stage where he tries to touch your butthole. Prepare to watch for people who turn their back to the stage.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-27-2010, 06:34 AM
can he touch my monkey too?

wstsidela
03-27-2010, 11:16 AM
It better have been Tiesto or I want my 10 bucks back.

Jordanp
03-28-2010, 09:07 PM
What does this mean?

GuyInTucson
08-06-2012, 12:18 PM
Bump

Robin wants a TTMB shirt. Paging HandBanana.

loopy
08-14-2012, 08:17 PM
A+ first post. And I want mine in doodoo brown.

ENluv12
08-15-2012, 06:51 AM
I actually want one, too. This is just fantastic.

fatbastard
08-03-2013, 08:24 AM
TiŽsto launches competition to officiate Las Vegas wedding

Fans have until 10 August to email the DJ, arguing why they should be the lucky couple


Sean Michaels

theguardian.com, Friday 2 August 2013 08.36 EDT


TiŽsto wants to marry you. The star DJ has launched a contest for amorous fans, proposing to officiate a wedding during a Los Angeles rave.


"Hey! Which couple wants me to marry them in Las Vegas on August 17th?" TiŽsto wrote on Facebook. "Are you going to be in Vegas that day? Are you ready for TiŽsto to perform your marriage ceremony?!?!?" Fans have until 10 August to email entry@inthebooth.com with the story of their relationship in order to prove their love is worthy of his matrimonial services. The hashtag #inthebooth is also being used to promote the competition via Twitter.


It's certainly a publicity stunt, but TiŽsto isn't shy about using cheap tricks. Earlier this week, the Dutch disc-spinner told fans he will only release a new trance album if they vote for him in DJ Magazine's best DJ poll – and even then, only if he reaches No 1. "Maybe if you made a full trance album you'd make No 1," quipped one reader.


So far, fans don't seem to be falling over themselves to get married at a massive club full of strangers. On Twitter, TiŽsto's #inthebooth hashtag is mostly being used by EDM outlets promoting the contest. Still, at least a few singletons are hoping to find a sweetheart just so they can get closer to their favourite DJ: "So …" wrote @RachCamp88, "who wants to marry me?"


As for TiŽsto himself, the 44-year-old was previously engaged to model Stacey Blokzijl. She reportedly broke off the engagement in 2008, blaming TiŽsto's "busy schedule".


Best known for his trance music, TiŽsto topped DJ Magazine's iconic poll in 2002, 2003 and 2004.