View Full Version : The notjaycutler Twitter thread

01-05-2010, 11:44 AM
Have you NFL fans seen this? Possibly the funniest thing ever.


"Q: What's Jay going to do this offseason? A: Play Rock Band, rip bongs, and see how many miles of vagina I can travel. "

"Anybody in Chi-town tomorrow night? Thinking about fucking this game and getting daaaaaaaaaaarunk."

"Ed Hardy needs to make a Snuggie. ASAP as possible."

01-05-2010, 11:49 AM
Fucking god damned epic.

"I wish my last name was Del Negro. Then I could probably bang Oprah."

01-05-2010, 11:55 AM
This could be one of the funniest accounts on Twitter.

Mr. Fuzz
01-05-2010, 12:00 PM
My New Year's plans involve two girls, four holes, a midget with a bear trap, a pinata full of lube and two trips to the hospital.
12:11 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web

01-05-2010, 12:02 PM
"I will accept all thank yous and rewards for victory at Deanna Farve's hotel room manana."

01-05-2010, 12:24 PM
Fake Ozzie Guillen is pretty funny too.


01-05-2010, 12:30 PM
I might actually sign on to Twitter again.

January 1st, 11:58 am

Never thought I'd wake up with my dick in a toaster.

01-05-2010, 12:34 PM
Agreed. Fake tweets about Jay Cutler's junk is the only reason to use Twitter.

01-05-2010, 12:37 PM
Not as good as its original purpose.

"I'm going to the store"

"I just got home from the store"

That reminds me, I don't miss Facebook status updates at all.

01-05-2010, 01:22 PM
Twitter - It's as good as the people you follow (so follow interesting tweeters)
Facebook - It's as good as the friends you have (so get some new friends).

01-06-2010, 08:24 PM
"I'm trying to get FOX to create a dating show for me ... The Snatchelor."

01-06-2010, 08:52 PM
Twitter makes the insipid just banal.

01-07-2010, 10:23 AM
Here's a good one from a while ago..."I just farted in the bank line."

02-02-2010, 02:19 PM
I just wanted to point out how awesome this continues to be....

"How can you watch "Rudy" and not cry? I'm just fucking with you fags, I'm watching porn."

02-02-2010, 02:23 PM
"I eat more pussy than Alf"