View Full Version : Who's it going to be Raining in 2010?

12-23-2009, 09:41 PM
Here is our chance to predict the thunderstorms for those famous individuals that we all think will be heading out in 2010.

Leslie Nielsen - old age

David Hasslehoff - heart attack

Lindsay Lohan - self inflicted gunshot wound to the head or drugs

Let the morbid holiday season fun begin.....


12-23-2009, 09:46 PM

Perforated Colon

12-23-2009, 09:53 PM
my god I would hate for Leslie to die. He's one of my favorite actors.

12-23-2009, 09:59 PM
most boring thread ever.*

* not counting threads about tv shows.

12-23-2009, 10:00 PM

12-23-2009, 10:09 PM

12-23-2009, 10:11 PM
This will be the year...I guarantee it:


12-23-2009, 11:18 PM
1 day before playing Coachella 2010


12-23-2009, 11:24 PM

Testicular cancer.

12-23-2009, 11:25 PM
Testicular cancer.

Mucho Win-o.

12-23-2009, 11:28 PM
Death by rape:


12-23-2009, 11:34 PM
Death by rape:


Stabbed through the heart with a wooden stake.

12-23-2009, 11:42 PM
Raped with a wooden stake.


12-23-2009, 11:45 PM

AIDS or lack of protein?

I would go with Meg Ryan, but the idea of this whole thread is really depressing me so I don't want to commit.

12-24-2009, 03:04 AM

Pete Doherty- There's no way it can't happen.


...pretty please?

12-24-2009, 05:13 AM
I don't want Morrissey to die. Just his fans.

12-24-2009, 07:52 AM

Testicular cancer.

There is a micro penis here. Hermaphrodite?

I can't believe no one has said her:


I guess it's possible someone said it. I just can't see half the posts in here.

12-24-2009, 07:55 AM
We need more crazy big-nosed singers.

12-24-2009, 11:52 AM
We need more crazy big-nosed singers.

Perhaps Randy took a break from the board to start up his singing career.

12-24-2009, 11:56 AM
Maybe I should say weird-nosed. Matt B has a weird nose and an amazing voice.

12-24-2009, 11:57 AM
Every time I think of Leslie Nielsen now, I think of that KROQ phone interview he did on the morning show a couple years ago. The man has lost his marbles

12-24-2009, 12:01 PM

Heatstroke suffered at Coachella

12-24-2009, 01:28 PM
1 day before playing Coachella 2010


Bite your damn tongue! Mick will never die. And in my head, he will always look like this...


Yes, he'll always look like a piece of Warhol art to me, okay? That's why I've always been scared to see the Stones live.

12-24-2009, 01:30 PM
He never looked like that.

12-24-2009, 01:32 PM
He never looked like that.

He did, too. Haven't you ever seen Rolling Stones Rock 'n Roll Circus? Pure porn for 60's-loving girls and gays.

12-24-2009, 01:34 PM
I've seen old pics, but nothing like that. That's trickery, that.

12-24-2009, 01:45 PM
sad thread



12-24-2009, 01:47 PM
Mick Jagger was damn pretty. Rock & Roll Circus is excellent.

12-24-2009, 01:53 PM
I've seen old pics, but nothing like that. That's trickery, that.






And I know I'm cheating again, but...


12-24-2009, 02:32 PM
My honest guess...


12-24-2009, 10:33 PM

sad thread

didnt' he already die?

12-24-2009, 11:33 PM
This is an unbelieveably tasteless thread, even for you Mavi. Not funny in the least

12-25-2009, 12:20 AM

didnt' he already die?


kitt kat
12-25-2009, 12:56 AM
...even though i love me some Hole
drugs or some fatal reaction thereof


guess who? my god, she was beautiful, but the odds are really against her.

odds against her, too, but this will depress me greatly.

http://www.dawsbrothers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kirk_douglas_in_the_bad_and_the_beautiful_trailer. jpg
this too.

Actually, just anyone on this page:

12-25-2009, 01:15 AM

Heatstroke suffered at Coachella

Considering he's not already dead, I certainly wouldn't bet against him.

01-03-2010, 02:06 PM

Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange has been hospitalized in New Jersey for an undisclosed ailment, according to E! Online.

"We can confirm that Artie is in the hospital," Lange's reps said in a statement. "Artie has chosen to keep all information on this matter between him and his doctor. There will be no further comment."

The comedian, 42, has been absent from Stern's satellite radio show since early December and canceled several stand-up engagements during that time. According to his schedule, Lange's upcoming performances in late January and February have also been called off.

The MADtv alum has a history of substance abuse and was arrested for a DUI in 2009 for prescription sleeping pills, according to E!

01-03-2010, 02:36 PM


that would make 2010 awesome

01-03-2010, 02:39 PM
Predicted Cause of Death: Dick loses control of his electric wheelchair, plows into the new years ball, and blacks out Times Square on live TV. That night, he dies peacefully in his sleep.


01-03-2010, 02:39 PM

01-03-2010, 02:40 PM
Loveable little Betty White is old as hell. There's really no reason for Betty to be on this list, other than the fact that she's really old, and Bea Arthur died this past April, and people tend to pair them together in their minds, because they were both on Golden Girls together.


01-03-2010, 02:42 PM
The Bandit is not doing too well lately. His health is starting to fail, and he recently went to rehab for an addiction to prescription painkillers. Burt entered rehab after his housekeeper found him lying unconscious in a pool of blood. Apparently he'd been badly cut and was bleeding out. It seems like Burt doesn't like getting old, and once you get to that point, it's only a matter of time.

Predicted Cause of Death: Burt will suffocate on his own mustache.


01-03-2010, 02:49 PM

01-03-2010, 02:53 PM

Glenn Beck will drown while trying to prove that polar bears are faking it.

01-03-2010, 02:54 PM
I'll be so sad the day this happens and I hope I'm wrong but it will probably be


he's 73 and was just diagnosed with prostate cancer

01-03-2010, 05:02 PM


01-03-2010, 05:12 PM
Celebrity Death Watch: 10 Musicians Likely To Die In 2010

10 rock stars likely to bite the big one in the next year.
by Johnny Firecloud
Dec 29, 2009

Another year, another batch of bloated dead celebrities to melodramatically mourn over with flagrantly excessive tributes and special edition catalogue reissues. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out that death is great for business - hell, Michael Jackson's more popular now than he's been since long before he turned white.

The Grim Reaper beat the everloving hell out of the music world in 2009, stacking the bodies high and deep. Hell, a famous rocker died while this piece was being written (I'm not kidding), if that gives you any indication to the die-off rate.

We decided to get one up on the old cloak and sickle by putting together a list of rock stars most likely to die in 2010. Here's hoping they all make it through, but this batch of ten are on the lower end of survival likelihood.

1. Steven Tyler

The odds were running strong against Tyler even making it to New Year's, with relapse rumors and an old lady spat with guitarist Joe Perry making everybody uncomfortable, seeing their geriatric asses sprawled on front pages for days. But the massive-mouthed vocalist has reportedly checked into rehab to deal with his addiction to painkillers. He doesn't seem the type of rock star to hop a wall, ditch rehab and go MIA for a few days before gobbling a shotgun a la Kurt Cobain, so we'll see.

Chances of dying in 2010: 40% (+20% if he doesn't stay in rehab)

2. Courtney Love

Courtney's no stranger to death watch lists, having a celebrated history of narcotic frenzies and general batshittery. But her newfound hobby of pouring out her conspiracy-loving soul on Twitter and Facebook, entirely punctuation and spellcheck-free, no less, coupled with the loss of custody and resulting restraining order from her daughter Frances Bean, puts her high on the list of celebs likely to take a dirt nap in 2010.

For a few weeks I engaged in the mind-crushing pastime of following the former Mrs. Cobain's endless stream-of-consciousness run-on tweets in some vague attempt to make sense of the woman's flagrant insanity. Yeah, that was a waste of time. What I gathered was that, according to Love, there are several lawyers, Jews (yes, Jews) and celebrities conspiring against her, creating fake trusts and estates in her late husband's name and transferring funds from dummy accounts to... ah forget it. Even if it were all true, she's too far out of her goddamn mind to convince anyone it's not all in her head.

Oh yeah, and she lets homeless guys suck on her titties just for the photo-op. Who says she's a bad mother?

Chances of dying in 2010: 65% (+25% if she's banned from Facebook/Twitter)

3. Scott Weiland

Resurrected grunge bandwagon riders Stone Temple Pilots are putting the finishing touches on another new album, which should move the bipolar narcotic-loving frontman into the touring/self-destruction part of his own little hell-cycle in the early stages of 2010. Watch for this rock ultra-diva next summer in an alleyway near you, shooting up before going onstage and mumbling his way through "Interstate Love Song" before pissing on a fan wearing a Velvet Revolver T-shirt and passing out mid-song. If he makes it that far.

Chances of dying in 2010: 40% (+30% if STP's new album fails)

4. Amy Winehouse

Keeping up with the British tabloids is about as enticing as swimming in Paris Hilton's septic tank, but from what we've gathered lately the tweakalicious Crackie of Camden has hooked back up with her junkie ex-con ex-husband. Wino's friends, family and anyone with a set of eyes could tell that this little reunion has pretty much sealed the singer's fate.


Hubby Blake mumbled the following to The Sun about his plans with the singer: "Amy and I have talked about getting married again and starting a family. We both definitely want kids. This time we're doing things properly and hopefully that will help both our families come round to the idea. We're free of drugs and we're more responsible now." Yep, sure looks like it. Can't wait to see what kind of hellspawn comes from this union.

Chances of dying in 2010: 70% (+20% if she remarries her ex)

5. Pete Doherty

This guy's got a pair of heroin-crusted titanium balls, and there's no end to the lengths he'll go to prove it. Moments after leaving a courthouse where he faced drug possession charges earlier this month, the Libertines/Babyshambles frontman dropped a bag of dope practically at the cops' feet. This makes drug arrest number 87 or so for the dentally challenged rocker, but it's unlikely that he'll see the inside of a jail cell. That's just how those silly Brits are - they dress up in powdered wigs, scream at each other and call it lawmaking, while serving as a revolving door for repeat-offender crackhead losers.

Odds of dying in 2010: 50% (+20% if he still doesn't go to jail)

6. Ronnie James Dio

Ozzy Osbourne's Sabbath replacement is about to have a rough year. Stomach cancer is a bitch, but Dio's dragon was caught in the early stages, he's up to his metal horns in chemotherapy and his chances of survival are good. But still, let's be honest - even without the big "C" the guy looks like Skeletor's malnourished little brother on a good day.

Odds of dying in 2010: 75% (-45% if the chemo works)

7. Zakk Wylde

After being fired from Ozzy's band, a series of blood clot- induced hospitalizations forced Wylde to cancel his own tour. He's been ordered by doctors to quit drinking to avoid internal bleeding, which is like telling Ron Jeremy he can never play with boobs again.

Right. Aint gonna happen. See you on the other side, Zakk.

Odds of dying in 2010: 55% (+40% if he goes back on tour)

8. Scott Stapp

Creed's big comeback flopped hard, and they couldn't even give away tickets to their shows. Looks like America's love affair with a leather-obsessed evangelical Eddie Vedder impersonator has come to an end. With the rest of his band running with the no-brainer option to record another Alter Bridge record (without him), Creed's planned world tour may crash and burn before liftoff - especially if Stapp finds his way back to the bottle.

Odds of dying in 2010: 30% (+30% if Eddie Vedder writes a song about Jesus using thinly-veiled metaphors)

9. Bobby Brown

In addition to being neck-deep in debt and arrest warrants, Whitney Houston's stuttering comeback will be too much for the former New Edition singer to bear. After all, according to Bobby it was Whitney who got him hooked on the hard shit from the start. Despondent and alone, he'll eat himself to death while watching reruns of "Being Bobby Brown".

Odds of dying in 2010: 60% (+20% if Whitney gets another hit)

10. Keith Richards

Just kidding. Keith Richards is immortal.

01-03-2010, 05:17 PM
10. Keith Richards

Just kidding. Keith Richards is immortal.

as long as he makes it until coachella

01-19-2010, 05:56 PM
I wish Jay Retard did not qualify.

01-19-2010, 08:00 PM

So close... (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/31/AR2009123100031.html)

01-19-2010, 08:48 PM
You know me and politics .... cr****

Look at his last name...


we can hope ....



oh yea, nevermind .....

01-20-2010, 06:31 PM

So close... (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/31/AR2009123100031.html)

Some asshole conservatives did die last year, like Robert Novack, Irving Kristol and William Safire. I remember celebrating in the 1980s when that crypto-fascist U.S. senator from North Carolina, John East, killed himself.

Archie Bunker
01-21-2010, 07:25 AM
Nice of Ted Kennedy to croak just at the right time to let a Republican take his seat.

01-21-2010, 06:43 PM
Nice of Ted Kennedy to croak just at the right time to let a Republican take his seat.

Scott Brown is a goner (politically) in 2012. The Democrats will have a superior nominee by then.

01-21-2010, 07:25 PM
The Health Bill died in 2010. R.I.P.

01-22-2010, 10:22 AM
He did, too. Haven't you ever seen Rolling Stones Rock 'n Roll Circus? Pure porn for 60's-loving girls and gays.

they didnt have gays yet in the 60s, not invented yet

01-22-2010, 10:29 AM
Scott Brown is a goner (politically) in 2012. The Democrats will have a superior nominee by then.

Ken. Let me ask you a question. Please think about it and then respond. It's a two-parter.

1. What insurmountable hurdle did the Dems face in 2009/10 that prevented them from having a 'superior nominee' this go-round?

2. What will happen between now and 2012 to make that insurmountable hurdle go away?