View Full Version : David Cross snorts coke in front of Obama

10-24-2009, 04:06 PM
God damn it this guy rocks my ass to Russia, even if this article sounds like it was written by a Tiger Beat junior staff editor.


Comedian David Cross brought his stand-up routine to Washington's Warner Theatre Wednesday night and made a shocking confession (assuming he wasn't joking...) at the end of his routine: That he snorted cocaine while seated just yards away from President Barack Obama at this year's White House Correspondents' Association dinner.

"So I got to go because my girlfriend is a fancy Hollywood actress and she got an invitation to go this last time, so we went," the "Arrested Development" star told the crowd. He went on to say that he has an ongoing competition with a friend in which the two try to constantly out-do each other in "dares and outrageousness."

Cross said that he was seated "super close to the president" and seated with or near former Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, former Defense Secretary Don Rumsfeld, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and "the editor-in-chief of the USA Today."

"But it's crazy and there's security, Secret Service is standing there," said Cross. "I've got photos of all this. ... I'm there and the president is right here and with all these people at the table" Cross snorted some coke, he said. "Maybe 40 feet from the president of the United States!"

Cross said he texted his friend to say, "No way you can ever top that."

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10-24-2009, 04:45 PM
He smoked crack once....

10-24-2009, 04:45 PM
he should have offered the pres. some

10-24-2009, 04:55 PM
I read this earlier today.

Is it wrong that I think he's sooooooooo much cooler because of this?

10-24-2009, 05:08 PM
This is what we get in Obama's America.

10-24-2009, 05:15 PM
That's not dangerous just stupid.

10-24-2009, 05:35 PM
That's not dangerous


10-24-2009, 05:52 PM
David Cross has a hot girlfriend.

10-24-2009, 05:53 PM
This is what we get in Obama's America.

Hey "Sarah Palin", how does it feel to be hated by BOTH Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney?