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HandBanana
12-23-2009, 04:17 PM
Hail to the HUNK!

http://i.imgur.com/HABtm.jpg

GeezrRckr
12-23-2009, 04:19 PM
No tits. No ass. Weasel face. I don't get it.

^this (and the fact that she's barely legal)

...and no voice either (SNL anyone....and, i'm not the only one who thinks this. the studio is a marvellous thing). yeah, i said it.

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 04:20 PM
Im not sure 20 counts as "barely legal"

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 04:21 PM
MMJ played the night before, so that part isn't true. He would've gone on just as Sigur Ros was wrapping up its set in one of the tents. Kanye was supposed to play the main stage at 2:45am, but didn't go on until about 4:45am. And it wasn't raining, but I'm sure it was still annoying for people. I was already asleep by then, but some of Kanye's show woke me up.

He blamed it on Pearl Jam for going over their time. The problem with that is Pearl Jam went an hour over, so that doesn't explain the other hour Kanye was late.

Oh ok, well at least I got 10% of the story right.

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 04:23 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/20904009/Taylor+Swift+SwiftTaylor.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/24504511/Taylor+Swift+swift.png

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 04:23 PM
Insert caption with this one:

http://cdn.sheknows.com/celebrityphotos//2009/09/taylor-swift-the-view-sept-09-572x1024.jpg

"Please God, let her step over that vent and go all Marilyn Monroe for all of us."

GeezrRckr
12-23-2009, 04:25 PM
let's put a real woman up in here. if only she could sing.
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z217/coty_witte/Salma_Hayek.jpg

BlackSwan
12-23-2009, 04:26 PM
WTF, Geezr. There are other threads for pics of womenz. This is for confirmed artists and Taylor Swift.

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 04:26 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/20904009/Taylor+Swift+SwiftTaylor.jpg


This might be over the line, but this pic makes it look like she has giant silver dollar nipples underneath that dress. Anyone else see that?

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 04:27 PM
"Please God, let her step over that vent and go all Marilyn Monroe for all of us."

http://i.imgur.com/QQuRA.jpg

BlackSwan
12-23-2009, 04:27 PM
...Now that I look closely, yes.

GeezrRckr
12-23-2009, 04:29 PM
c'mon...you young studs can satisfy your cougar fever with a bit of salma no. more rip pix, then!

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 04:34 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/20904009/Taylor+Swift+SwiftTaylor.jpg


This might be over the line, but this pic makes it look like she has giant silver dollar nipples underneath that dress. Anyone else see that?

Yes, indeed, just take a real hard look for a few seconds. You may have to squint to see it just fine.

BlackSwan
12-23-2009, 04:35 PM
STFU with your non-sense and Die!

If you want me to die than the first part of this is redundant.

GeezrRckr
12-23-2009, 04:35 PM
PLUR
http://www.beyondchron.org/news/news_images/2006/rip_taylor.jpg

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 04:37 PM
Blackswan has been an instrumental part of the latter phase of this thread, where Taylor Swift has been the center of attention. If you have a better idea, bullokz, we're all ears.

obzen
12-23-2009, 04:38 PM
No tits. No ass. Weasel face. I don't get it.

Just in case y'all missed it the first time.

suprefan
12-23-2009, 04:38 PM
I am ok with Yeezy, obviously if Nation is telling the truth about no solo act headlining, he is right underneath somebody....

Gorillaz > Kanye > Orbital?

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 04:39 PM
Orbital on the main stage instead of the Sahara? Boo.

bullokz
12-23-2009, 04:40 PM
Blackswan has been an instrumental part of the latter phase of this thread, where Taylor Swift has been the center of attention. If you have a better idea, bullokz, we're all ears.

9d8S_9PZ56M

Gribbz
12-23-2009, 04:41 PM
Orbital on the main stage instead of the Sahara? Boo.

Kanye West performing music? Boo.

GeezrRckr
12-23-2009, 04:41 PM
kanye west performance turning into a trainwreck for all to see? Win.

obzen
12-23-2009, 04:43 PM
"...I'm the reason everbody's fired up this evening..."

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 04:46 PM
I am ok with Yeezy, obviously if Nation is telling the truth about no solo act headlining, he is right underneath somebody....

Gorillaz > Kanye > Orbital?

Never would happen. Nation was drowning himself in scotch also last night, and since he deleted his crap, I cannot recall what was actually believable and not. He thinks the Stones will be there...yeah. And Taylorthon has officially been killed off. I hope you're all proud of yourselves.

BlackSwan
12-23-2009, 04:47 PM
http://dbanksdesign.com/lolpanda/wp-content/gallery/pandas/Misc-PretentiousPanda.jpg

Gribbz
12-23-2009, 04:50 PM
kanye west performance turning into a trainwreck for all to see? Win.

Wouldn't you rather have a better artist play in his spot that won't be a train wreck?

GeezrRckr
12-23-2009, 04:52 PM
Wouldn't you rather have a better artist play in his spot that won't be a train wreck?

yes, but if it's a choice of uffie over kanye and his amtrak sensation, i'll choose the latter.

(truth be told, i am curious about mr. insecurity and would likely check him out....as long as it wasn't in conflict with someone killer and i didn't have to wait till the start of stagecoach to see him)

BlackSwan
12-23-2009, 05:04 PM
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/264/taylorweb00000283329.jpg

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wNEKx.jpg

BlackSwan
12-23-2009, 05:08 PM
That guy looks like he is most interested in measuring my inseam.

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:09 PM
You see...he is a tailor.....a very..........quick tailor.

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:09 PM
And yeah, he prolly is a perv

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 05:14 PM
So with all the Swift love in this thread, she's a lock, right?

sbessiso
12-23-2009, 05:17 PM
Taylor Swift is so goddamn adorable. I would snort lines off that ass

Boourns
12-23-2009, 05:17 PM
No, but Rip Taylor is a lock.

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 05:19 PM
So is a Simon Le Bon solo harmonizing one-hour set.

And the picture Wiki's using for his page is unbelievable.

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 05:21 PM
Taylor Swift is so goddamn adorable. I would snort lines off that ass

Imagine what one could do to those legs after a spiked drink...

sbessiso
12-23-2009, 05:22 PM
Imagine what one could do to those legs after a spiked drink...

You dont have to tell me twice

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 05:23 PM
You dont have to tell me twice

Joint rape session with the legs? hehe.

sbessiso
12-23-2009, 05:24 PM
Is it getting hot in here

or is it just you

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 05:26 PM
And so it begins...

http://www.taylorswift-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/taylor-swift-legs.jpg

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:30 PM
This thread is gettin too rapey.

Time to counter!

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:30 PM
FENNEC FOXES TO DILUTE THE RAPEY!


http://i.imgur.com/tjajN.jpg

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/c3m8q.jpg

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/VxDDI.jpg

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/D0I48.jpg

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4fH5d.jpg

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:33 PM
Red pandas are the next wave of attack...should it come to that.

rskapcat
12-23-2009, 05:38 PM
FOXES! Aaaahhh! Cuteness!

seandlr
12-23-2009, 05:46 PM
I miss handbannana's oh hai pictures being all over the boards.

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 05:50 PM
It's safe to come out now

http://i.imgur.com/DMwLw.jpg

bullokz
12-23-2009, 05:52 PM
snap

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 05:56 PM
So is a Simon Le Bon solo harmonizing one-hour set.

And the picture Wiki's using for his page is unbelievable.

"Hey you're in Duran Duran, right?"

"Yes I am."

"And you're gay right?"

"How'd you gueeeesssssss?"

And snap, picture taken.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Simon_Le_Bon_in_1987.jpg/388px-Simon_Le_Bon_in_1987.jpg

sbessiso
12-23-2009, 05:58 PM
Simon isn't gay.

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 06:01 PM
I know, I have a hard time believing it though because I really liked a few of their songs when I was little and I was always convinced he was.

Harrisment
12-23-2009, 06:05 PM
HandBanana just became my favorite poster. The cuteness is overwhelming.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 06:12 PM
Taylor Swift looks like she HATES penises.

sbessiso
12-23-2009, 06:15 PM
Taylor Swift looks like she HATES penises.

Theres definitely at least one that she loves

http://eyecandy.abzolute.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/taylor-lautner-1.jpg

obzen
12-23-2009, 06:19 PM
I say, what the fuck happened to this place?

suprefan
12-23-2009, 06:19 PM
Salah got all gay and you guys went with it.

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 06:21 PM
Salah got all gay and you guys went with it.

You kept tabs the whole time, hombre.

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 06:22 PM
Theres definitely at least one that she loves

http://i.imgur.com/c2y4M.jpg

Hellyeah

emtgreg
12-23-2009, 06:22 PM
Better than the bullshit that has been the last 227 pages of this thread...

also:

http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/artists/swift_taylor/photo_gallery/blender/taylor_swift_blender_01-x600.jpg

sbessiso
12-23-2009, 06:23 PM
I feel like people have seriously forgotten that he was Sharkboy

emtgreg
12-23-2009, 06:25 PM
Wtf was sharkboy?

Actually, don't answer that.

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 06:26 PM
rskapcat's right though, she does look like a weasel. I can't stand that fucking look she always has on her face, like she's permanently shocked of everything that's happening around her.

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 06:28 PM
Taylor's so fuckin hot...


http://i.imgur.com/L8WDO.jpg

rskapcat
12-23-2009, 06:28 PM
Proof that I'm not just biased against skinny bitches: I don't understand the Taylor Lautner fascination, either.

obzen
12-23-2009, 06:30 PM
Skinny bitchez.

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 06:31 PM
Bitchslaps, anyone?

sbessiso
12-23-2009, 06:32 PM
Shes skinny but shes not a bitch. Its not like she has ribs showing

clumsy342
12-23-2009, 06:32 PM
ehh.. I find her too annoying to think she's hot.

I, too, think she looks like a penis-hating weasel in a permanent state of shock.

rskapcat
12-23-2009, 06:33 PM
Nah, I don't think she's a bitch, Sally. She actually seems sweet. I just don't understand the attraction.

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 06:40 PM
So is Taylor Lautner really gay? I hadn't heard this before today.

obzen
12-23-2009, 06:46 PM
This thread is now in the bowels.

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 06:47 PM
Windmill, windmill...

Gribbz
12-23-2009, 06:47 PM
What happened to posting pictures of Scarlet Johanson and Natalie Portman? Did they get too old?

obzen
12-23-2009, 06:55 PM
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Natalie-Portman-Photograph-C10046133.jpeg

westcoastpirate
12-23-2009, 07:26 PM
Obzen, that may be one of the worst Portman pictures I have ever seen.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 07:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/VxDDI.jpg

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5647/chaosreignsfox.jpg

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 07:36 PM
He meant to put that actress from Mad Men...

http://shadowwar.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/christina-hendricks.jpg

suprefan
12-23-2009, 07:36 PM
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Natalie-Portman-Photograph-C10046133.jpeg

Youre doing it wrong



http://poponthepop.com/images/gallery/natalie-portman-bald.jpg





CRUSHING BLOWS


http://ashvegas.squarespace.com/storage/natalie%20portman.jpg

http://wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/natalieportman/natalie_portman_18.jpg

westcoastpirate
12-23-2009, 07:43 PM
So fucking tight, I need to get a snake.

rskapcat
12-23-2009, 07:45 PM
That last one is 'shopped to hell. She looks like Gina Gershon in the face.

firewalkwithme
12-23-2009, 07:48 PM
http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20081012/images/Features/hendricks/1.jpg
AWWW YEAH, PTA! Christina Hendricks! Forget Taylor Swift, there's a real woman!

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 07:49 PM
Tell that fatass to hit the treadmill.

westcoastpirate
12-23-2009, 07:55 PM
You can tell Christina Hendricks has wide hips, she's never wearing anything that is tight on her lower body.

suprefan
12-23-2009, 07:56 PM
Tell that fatass to hit the treadmill.

she have too much body for you to handle? :nono

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 07:56 PM
You can tell Christina Hendricks has wide hips, she's never wearing anything that is tight on her lower body.

Well, with the exception of EVERY OUTFIT SHE WEARS ON MAD MEN

MissingPerson
12-23-2009, 07:56 PM
Good God. This poor thread.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 07:57 PM
she have too much body for you to handle? :nono

I just think women should look pretty instead of like pigs.

rskapcat
12-23-2009, 08:05 PM
MJA, the fact that you've called Christina Hendricks a pig makes me question your love of tits.

obzen
12-23-2009, 08:06 PM
Youre doing it wrong



CRUSHING BLOWS


http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/29/l_ebb08f36b1bc4869aba64f3f6182a2f6.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 08:06 PM
If she doesn't want to be a pig she can get it under 120 pounds like a normal woman.

obzen
12-23-2009, 08:06 PM
http://www.mannythemovieguy.com/images/Natalie-Portman-has-filmed.jpg
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/254630~Natalie-Portman-Posters.jpg
http://www.haironthebrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/natalie-portman-long-hairstyle-jan-09.jpg
http://www.natalie-portman-galleries.com/wallpaper-gallery/1024x768/natalie-portman11.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 08:09 PM
obzen consistently posting less than flattering natalie portman pics. And her head looks way too big in that first one.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 08:09 PM
Or should I say, Fatalie Porkman.

Gribbz
12-23-2009, 08:10 PM
If she doesn't want to be a pig she can get it under 120 pounds like a normal woman.

What if we threw chains and condom throwing into the equation?

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 08:12 PM
What if we threw chains and condom throwing into the equation?

He throws his condom to signify to onlookers that the girl is a slut.

Gribbz
12-23-2009, 08:13 PM
He throws his condom to signify to onlookers that the girl is a slut.

Only after she bit his lip though.

guest-1185
12-23-2009, 08:26 PM
ocV5bGHdYag

chiapet
12-23-2009, 08:43 PM
I just think women should look pretty instead of like pigs.

Woah, hold on. If you think she's a 'pig', you clearly don't really like huge tits.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-23-2009, 08:46 PM
Chat - Cybering - NOW

El.C.Dub
12-23-2009, 08:47 PM
What credibility does NationOcean have? What predictions has he made in past years?

Gribbz
12-23-2009, 08:48 PM
Chat - Cybering - NOW

It's ok if I'm bad at 'grammer.' I'm good at math.

PJandBompton
12-23-2009, 09:24 PM
The hate for Kanye is insane to me...sure he's a jackass but to say he doesn't make good music is flat out ignorant...

firewalkwithme
12-23-2009, 09:28 PM
The hate for Kanye is insane to me...sure he's a jackass but to say he doesn't make good music is flat out ignorant...

I would go so far to say that his jackassery only increases my interest in his otherwise solid musical catalog. The man has an enormous amount of talent - there's no doubt.

HandBanana
12-23-2009, 09:30 PM
Oh god dammit.

Alright...I'll go find some red panda photos.

nbvcide
12-23-2009, 09:55 PM
So is Taylor Lautner really gay? I hadn't heard this before today.

he's the only person in the Twilight movies who isn't..

and the fact that people haven't figured that out yet baffles me..

El.C.Dub
12-23-2009, 09:59 PM
If he is bangin Taylor Swift he is hardly gay.

paulthomasanderson
12-23-2009, 10:28 PM
Let there be real news tomorrow.

nbvcide
12-23-2009, 10:38 PM
what about this nonsense of the festival selling out quickly?

I can't put 10% down until Jan.

really?



Or, can we just have Taylor Swift?

fuck no greg, she played the polo fields last year, mid-day, and sucked..
if the crowds at Stagecoach aren't diggin her, i doubt the Coachella crowd will, at least Jenny Lewis backs up her looks with talent..

fuckin pervs..

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-23-2009, 11:09 PM
really?


I need to buy 4 tickets which at 10% = $265

TallGuyCM
12-23-2009, 11:54 PM
You can tell Christina Hendricks has wide hips, she's never wearing anything that is tight on her lower body.

You'd need wide hips too if you had those tits to support.

miscorrections
12-24-2009, 12:05 AM
Christina Hendricks is 100% approved foxy.

TallGuyCM
12-24-2009, 12:11 AM
Without a doubt. And I've never even watched Mad Men.

attila the honey
12-24-2009, 01:00 AM
The hate for Kanye is insane to me...sure he's a jackass but to say he doesn't make good music is flat out ignorant...

srsly? nobody remembers him at coachella last time? showing up late on stage and expecting the people at coachella to let him play past his time then he came out throwing a fit like a big fucking baby. "i dont even know what im going to play now wahhh waahhhh" and he like tore up his setlist. he is a piece of shit. i hope they never let him come back. whether he makes good music or not, he is terrible live.

Gribbz
12-24-2009, 01:01 AM
Plus he's pretty terrible at rapping.

crazzz2007
12-24-2009, 02:04 AM
Pathetic.

try making some sense next time, ok?

Krash_Kronic
12-24-2009, 02:07 AM
srsly? nobody remembers him at coachella last time? showing up late on stage and expecting the people at coachella to let him play past his time then he came out throwing a fit like a big fucking baby. "i dont even know what im going to play now wahhh waahhhh" and he like tore up his setlist. he is a piece of shit. i hope they never let him come back. whether he makes good music or not, he is terrible live.

I remember this, and agree with you

emtgreg
12-24-2009, 02:17 AM
fuck no greg, she played the polo fields last year, mid-day, and sucked..
if the crowds at Stagecoach aren't diggin her, i doubt the Coachella crowd will, at least Jenny Lewis backs up her looks with talent...


shhhhh, no logic or reason here! its the Official Confirmed Artists Thread

Ardentbiscuit
12-24-2009, 02:21 AM
I have nothing for or against Nationocean but I don't recall him ever predicting anything.

But I do recall him re editing old posts so people can't call him out on his predictions.

I could be wrong but this is what I vaguely remember from pre 2009 line up.

sbessiso
12-24-2009, 04:47 AM
I need to buy 4 tickets which at 10% = $265

Tell those other 3 people to get a goddamn fucking job and stop putting so much strain on your wallet. shit!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-24-2009, 05:28 AM
Tell those other 3 people to get a goddamn fucking job and stop putting so much strain on your wallet. shit!

one of them is my wife and the other 2 are family that I owe money too. Its pretty complicated.

MissingPerson
12-24-2009, 05:30 AM
Family-family or Mafia-family?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-24-2009, 05:30 AM
Family-family or Mafia-family?

um....they work in "construction"

sbessiso
12-24-2009, 06:51 AM
one of them is my wife and the other 2 are family that I owe money too. Its pretty complicated.

Well you're a good husband cuz I'd be all like "Fuck you bitch im getting MY ticket now and you can do whatever you want with your money!"

amyzzz
12-24-2009, 07:49 AM
This thread has gotten way off track.

Coachella Bound
12-24-2009, 08:04 AM
what happened to the Thom Yorke rumors?

obzen
12-24-2009, 08:15 AM
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http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/l_0732b1529fed4dc6af6e9c868c590390.gif

amyzzz
12-24-2009, 08:18 AM
I'm giving Radiohead/Thom Yorke a listening break. I don't need them at Coachella this year. 2011 for sure. (but I will still be ecstatic if they are there).

JorgeC
12-24-2009, 08:45 AM
I need to buy 4 tickets which at 10% = $265

How is the final price of 4 tickets = $2650?

clutchbeyers
12-24-2009, 08:50 AM
This is not a wish list thread..news should be trickling in the next few months and this is a place where we can keep track of things and discuss the confirmed or heavily rumored (with source) acts and feel free to post stuff in here as you stumble upon it and I will update this page.

Confirmed
Muse http://pitchfork.com/news/tours/881-muse-announce-additional-spring-tour-dates/
Phoenix http://twitter.com/ultra8201/status/6776548791
Devo http://themusicslut.com/2009/10/8-questions-with-devo/
Pretty Lights http://twitter.com/theprettylights
Zoe http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/espectaculos/93719.html
Miike Snow http://www.examiner.com/x-17319-Chicago-Music-Industry-Examiner~y2009m10d22-Exclusive-Interview-with-Andrew-Wyatt-of-Miike-Snow
A Place to Bury Strangers http://www.facebook.com/stateside?ref=mf
Big Pink http://www.facebook.com/stateside?ref=mf
Craze and Klever http://amonly.com/default.aspx
Bassnectar confirmed via twitter
Aeroplane http://www.myspace.com/aeroplanemusiclove
El Gran Silencio http://monterreyunder.wordpress.com/2009/06/02/el-gran-silencio-es-la-1er-banda-confirmada-para-el-festival-coachella-2010/
As Tall As Lions http://www.neworleans.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=246068&catid=373&Itemid=2322
Kevin Devine http://www.alterthepress.com/2009/12/kevin-devine-confirms-coachella.html

Heavily Rumored

The Rolling Stones http://www.buddyhead.com/category/gossip-home/

Gorillaz http://gorillaz-unofficial.com/news/index.htm

Beastie Boys ("Considering playing") http://www.movieline.com/2009/12/adam-yauch-on-oscilloscopes-new-dvd-club-his-cancer-recovery-and-beastie-boys-coachella-plans.php

Public Image http://thescenestar.typepad.com/ss/2009/12/coachella-valley-music-arts-festival-2010-lineup-rumors.html

Pavement http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2009/09/the_pavement_re.html

Tiesto http://www.examiner.com/x-25804-Music-Examiner~y2009m12d14-Coachella-confirmed-for-April-1618-Rumored-acts-include-Rolling-Stones-Pavement-Faith-No-More

Smashing Pumpkins (Billy Corgan talked about hopefully playing coachella in an interview)
http://iamrogue.pgwexperience.com/live

Dead Weather (said he might go to coachella on the vault chat someone took a screen shot here) http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33601&page=8

Faith No More (Are apparently playing SF in April) http://twitter.com/Roddybottum

Echo and the Bunnymen-Touring West and East Coast in April
http://www.bunnymen.com/#/news/

Sunny Day Real Estate (in talks to play according to superfiction who talked to them)

Vampire Weekend-Lediable said that they told him they were playing coachella after a show.

Hot Chip and the xx (touring together in April 16 in SF)

Tegan and Sara (spring tour does not include LA and stops in SLC Utah on April 6) http://teganandsara.com/shows/

Bloody Beetroots LIVE (playing hard fest in LA the next week) http://fla.vor.us/wafform.aspx?_act=eventview&_pky=66566

Bad Lieutenant "additional dates in April" http://pitchfork.com/news/37101-bad-lieutenant-cancel-us-gigs/

The Cribs-Johnny Marr said so after a show

Dirty Projectors (pancakes talked to them after the show and confirmed it)

Hard NYC Lineup April 4: Proxy, Boys Noize, Buraka Som Sistema, Major Lazer.

Imogen Heap: wants to play and working on getting booked http://twitter.com/imogenheap/status/5180421079

Cornelius http://www.windishagency.com/avails
looking for opportunities in Spring around anchor festivals

Avett Brothers (playing in Nevada the weekend of Coachella and stagecoach http://www.theavettbrothers.com/events

Mew-confirmed by dub vulture at one of their shows

Hockey (supposedly Alt Nation on XM radio said they would be playing)

Yeasayer http://pitchfork.com/news/37394-yeasayer-announce-international-tour/

Baroness (said they were playing after a show)

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros (Coachella Bound was told by the band they have an offer to play)

Delorean-touring with Miike Snow

Girls (said that they are in talks to play after a show)

Removed

Pearl Jam-playing Jazz Heritage festival in April

Iggy Pop and the Stooges http://www.myspace.com/iggyandthestooges (dates in france during Coachella)

Spacemen 3 http://www.nme.com/news/spiritualized/48730 no interest in reuniting. previously reported: offer from coachella to reunite for $500,000


You can add "The xx" to confirmed acts as seen in the SPIN Jan/Feb 2010 magazine article on them (page 58).

amyzzz
12-24-2009, 08:55 AM
ohh, I better look at page 58! I haven't fully perused the Jan edition yet.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-24-2009, 08:57 AM
How is the final price of 4 tickets = $2650?

no clue. Its actually saying $246 as 10% of $1250.

clutchbeyers
12-24-2009, 08:58 AM
ohh, I better look at page 58! I haven't fully perused the Jan edition yet.

sarcasm much? or just a slow reader?

El.C.Dub
12-24-2009, 09:02 AM
no clue. Its actually saying $246 as 10% of $1250.

this is because it is 10% of the total price for four tickets AND all the ticket surcharges for all four tickets combined.

captncrzy
12-24-2009, 09:04 AM
I did some digging for fun and found the 1/20/09 Monklish post that happened right before the lineup dropped:






Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Lineup Monday, no wait Tuesday...
Actually, it'll come out on the 26th, as I've been saying for the last week or two. I hate being misquoted. I'm misquoted often.

Don't judge me on anything other than what's in my personal guarantee grouping. I should have used a word other than "Probably" because the vast majority of you can't grasp what the difference between "Probably" and "My personal guarantee" are, so "Probably" is now "Perhaps" because I don't want to read all the complaints when a "Probably" isn't on the lineup. In a few days, you can judge for yourself how you felt about the accuracy of this blog, and feel free to let me know if you want this to continue next year (monklish@gmail.com). However, let it be known that there were an above-average number of bad apples posting in my comments section, even by internet terms, so the likelihood of this venture continuing in this form have dropped severely.

That being said, I've decided not to release the headliners information per requests of those who want to have the surprise kept from them and for them. However, I can tell you that this would get an F for accuracy:

MOST COMMON SENSE HEADLINERS FOR A "BUDGETCHELLA"
MORRISSEY (FRIDAY HEADLINER)
THE KILLERS (SATURDAY HEADLINER)
NEIL YOUNG(SUNDAY HEADLINER)

Also, the term "Budgetchella" has been thrown around too often. There will have been some money spent, and most of you will like the upper tier of the lineup. And though I hate to admit it, it appears that I was rather wrong about some claims that I had made about acts that "absolutely will not be there" (per my words--paraphrased, not per reality). Personally, this is shaping up to be my favorite lineup, yet.

My personal guarantee (i.e. I has sufficient knowledge that I trust these will occur, that is, I've been told that these have been making arrangements to attend the festival as contractually paid acts or clear evidence exists on the internet to confirm their attendance as a paid act):

A Place to Bury Strangers
Adele
Armin Van Buuren
Bajofondo
Band of Horses
Buraka Som Sistema
Chairlift
The Chemical Brothers
Crystal Castles
Deerhunter
Drop the Lime
Evil Nine
Fleet Foxes
Franz Ferdinand
Girl Talk
Glasvegas
Gui Boratto
Hercules and Love Affair
The Hold Steady
Instituto Mexicano Del Sonido
The Killers
Kings of Leon
Kode9
Late of the Pier
Los Campesinos
Lupe Fiasco
Lykke Li
Morrissey
Mr Oizo
N.A.S.A
Neil Young
No Age
Noah and the Whale
O'Death
Paul Weller (of the Jam)
Peanut Butter Wolf
Primal Scream
Public Enemy
Roni Size
Sebastian Tellier
The Airborne Toxic Event
The Black Keys
The Bloody Beetroots
The Bug
The Gaslight Anthem
The Original Wailers featuring Junior Marvin, Wya Lindo & Al Anderson
The Presets
Themselves
Tinariwen
The Ting Tings
TV on the Radio
White Lies

Perhaps (I have faith based on certain knowledge that these should occur, that is, there have been discussions between the bands/agents and the organizers and both parties tend to agree on terms but I don't have sufficient evidence due to various reasons to believe this to be 100% true):

Alabama 3
Animal Collective
Basement Jaxx
Beck
Blur
Boards of Canada
Boris
Built to Spill
Comedians of Comedy
Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele
Dirty Projectors
Estelle
Friendly Fires
Flying Lotus
Gang Gang Dance
Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
Jamie T
Jay Reatard
Jenny Lewis
Leonard Cohen
Kimya Dawson / The Moldy Peaches / Antsy Pants (one of those)
The Knux
Ladytron
Lily Allen
Mastodon
Moby (DJ)
My Bloody Valentine
Paul Oakenfold
Robyn
Steel Pulse
The Faint
The Heavy
The Mountain Goats
The Prodigy
The Specials
The White Stripes
Underworld
Wilco

No factual basis other than I've heard it's possible (My faith is wavering based on various factors that these might occur, that is, these names have been thrown around by the organizers and people that I know which aren't associated with organizing the festival and/or they seem relatively unlikely to occur to me on a personal level):

Eminem
Far
Freebass
Future Sound of London
Jedi Mind Tricks
Mogwai
Paul McCartney
Radiohead
Royksopp
Social Distortion
The Sword
The Vaselines
TRVSDJAM
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Won't be there:
David Byrne/Talking Heads (bah/clearly)
Depeche Mode
Fischerspooner
Jarvis Cocker (apologies to the uber fans that asked about this 20 times in my comments section)
Oasis
PJ Harvey
Pulp
R.E.M.
Simian Mobile Disco



Reunion rumors (and which ones I'll say "probably" for):
The Avalanches - probably
Big Audio Dynamite - nope
Operation Ivy - nope
Pavement - nope
Roxy Music - nope
Screaming Trees - nope
The Kinks - ...
The Replacements - probably
The Smiths - ...
The Stone Roses - ...

For extra fun:

On the ones she guaranteed, she was 39/52=75% accurate
Said she was pretty sure would be there: 9/38=24% accurate

She also said Macca, TravisDJAM, and the YYY's were unlikely, and that the Avalanches and the Replacements were probably reuniting.

Perspective, ya'll.

El.C.Dub
12-24-2009, 09:11 AM
wow that's pretty interesting. She said that most people would enjoy the upper tier of the lineup, yet included McCartney in the "unlikely" category and said this:

"I can tell you that this would get an F for accuracy:

MOST COMMON SENSE HEADLINERS FOR A "BUDGETCHELLA"
MORRISSEY (FRIDAY HEADLINER)
THE KILLERS (SATURDAY HEADLINER)
NEIL YOUNG(SUNDAY HEADLINER),"

Despite this list correctly identifying one headliner (on the correct night) and another sub-headliner (again on the correct night). I wonder if McCartney wasn't confirmed until late in the game, and GV would have put Morrissey in his place?

El.C.Dub
12-24-2009, 09:12 AM
and btw, who the hell is (the real) Monklish and where is her blog?

psycobetabuckdown
12-24-2009, 09:16 AM
Somehow I think that makes sense, because they took forever to release the lineup and Macca's a good reason for that.

Monklish is Suprefan on this board and I can't remember the name of the site, it's goatse something or other, just google it

Coachella Bound
12-24-2009, 09:17 AM
hahahaha yes! Monklish is a fat girl!!!!

captncrzy
12-24-2009, 09:29 AM
Monklish is Suprefan on this board and I can't remember the name of the site, it's goatse something or other, just google it


hahahaha yes! Monklish is a fat girl!!!!

You guys are way off

psycobetabuckdown
12-24-2009, 09:30 AM
you've obviously never seen goatse

faxman75
12-24-2009, 09:30 AM
Umm Jen, they aren't that far off. She is chubby.

obzen
12-24-2009, 09:33 AM
Monklish is Suprefan on this board
Uh, no.

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 09:59 AM
Why would her weight at all be an issue?

captncrzy
12-24-2009, 10:26 AM
I can't believe you guys don't know who Monklish on the board is.

amyzzz
12-24-2009, 10:27 AM
The person who uses the Monklish nick here is Randy/RotationSlimWang/TheLastGreatMan/etc.

amyzzz
12-24-2009, 10:28 AM
And I fucking hate him.

biggfoot17
12-24-2009, 10:32 AM
I believe they're talking about monklish blogger = supre, not monklish boardie = supre

Anybody who thinks monklish on here is the same monklish who writes the blog obviously doesn't follow the board much

heart cooks brain
12-24-2009, 10:32 AM
Why would her weight at all be an issue?

It explains her attention-seeking attitude

faxman75
12-24-2009, 10:34 AM
None of you know what you are talking about, except Amy. She does fucking hate her.

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 10:37 AM
There's def not gonna be any new info for the next few days.

ITS A HOLIDAY BOARDIES!

Let's kick back some scotch and sing the classics of the season!


Florence and the Machine and Billy Bragg doing a delicate cover of The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl's classic "Fairytale of NEw York"


fQkLAhWsbi4#

malcolmjamalawesome
12-24-2009, 10:44 AM
I1Y9CGAqCCU

GeezrRckr
12-24-2009, 10:49 AM
I1Y9CGAqCCU

dooooood...totally awesome. thanks!

theecat
12-24-2009, 11:28 AM
http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/taylor-swift-women-health-magazine.png

YES.

Harrisment
12-24-2009, 11:47 AM
I1Y9CGAqCCU

You just made my Christmas

theecat
12-24-2009, 11:53 AM
Yes, indeed, just take a real hard look for a few seconds. You may have to squint to see it just fine.

Yep, I had that scoped at first glance. hey speaking of nips...

How about more of these at 2010?

biggfoot17
12-24-2009, 11:55 AM
ooooooo dani's gonna getchu

obzen
12-24-2009, 11:58 AM
Holy shitting dick nipple clits! Theecat is nbvcide.












That or SDsoldier.

theecat
12-24-2009, 12:44 PM
If she doesn't want to be a pig she can get it under 120 pounds like a normal woman.

You need to get with a chick that's got those kinda tits. Trust me, when their flopping like they do... you just ignore the donut around the wasteline.

amyzzz
12-24-2009, 12:46 PM
holy christ.

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:49 PM
Alright.

Everyone stand back. I got this...

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1vHWW.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/U3tog.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/P2hS8.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uARgX.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/x0IHU.jpg

theecat
12-24-2009, 12:52 PM
The person who uses the Monklish nick here is Randy/RotationSlimWang/TheLastGreatMan/etc.

Anyone who makes more than one username on this message board is a fucking tard. end of story.

rskapcat
12-24-2009, 12:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1vHWW.jpg

It's like you steal the contents of my brain & post them on the interwebs.

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/REQMX.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Vp1GX.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/XdUcv.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/IvtxI.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KJ3VL.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fMxm6.jpg

HandBanana
12-24-2009, 12:56 PM
OK then.

That oughta do it.

Harrisment
12-24-2009, 01:00 PM
Good fucking job.

obzen
12-24-2009, 01:03 PM
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/136/l_cc912af669a5413d9e318f369ca0ddab.jpg

yeahfontaine
12-24-2009, 01:12 PM
Good fucking job.

Love your sig, harrisment.

Last year on the way to Coachella I was talking about Wayne saying that and how I totally understood where he was coming from and that adversity really does lead to a better time overall.

Then...I drove the rental car to Rite-Aid in Indio one morning and proceeded to leave the fucking car key in Rite-Aid SOMEWHERE. I had been in like 18 areas of the store so it took a good hour to find them. Turns out that right after I'd asked the clerk if they'd found any keys, somebody turned them in, but no one told me as I frantically scoured the store. Took me a few bloody marys back at the hotel pool to recover from that one.

obzen
12-24-2009, 01:13 PM
I CAN'T WAIT FOR COACHELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amyzzz
12-24-2009, 01:25 PM
none of us can.

FoxeyLady
12-24-2009, 01:26 PM
and yet we must :(

rage patton
12-24-2009, 01:27 PM
HandBanana. I love you.

guest-1185
12-24-2009, 01:27 PM
This thread is grew up and got all foxy.

Hey-o!

(Thanks, I'll be here all night.)

obzen
12-24-2009, 01:34 PM
Hey-o!

(Thanks, I'll be here all night.)


http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/143/l_85b12e42e499461a9a0c0d7c831ac63b.jpg

R41N570RM
12-24-2009, 01:59 PM
does Coachella have some kind of policy for artists, that, say they cannot play any show within x amount of miles for x amount of time? I remember JFK from MSTRKRFT talking about this, in response to why they didn't play any Los Angeles area shows near Coachella. such a thing would rule out, say the Bloody Beetroots? just a thought.

guedita
12-24-2009, 02:09 PM
Yes. I wouldn't expect the Bloody Beetroots to be there.

jjbaldwi
12-24-2009, 02:56 PM
new Spin confirms the xx

TallGuyCM
12-24-2009, 03:11 PM
new Spin confirms the xx

So glad people are reading back in the thread to stay informed.

paulthomasanderson
12-24-2009, 04:02 PM
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TallGuyCM
12-24-2009, 04:03 PM
They're confirmed?

paulthomasanderson
12-24-2009, 04:18 PM
No, but Tiger Woods is...

suprefan
12-24-2009, 04:24 PM
does Coachella have some kind of policy for artists, that, say they cannot play any show within x amount of miles for x amount of time? I remember JFK from MSTRKRFT talking about this, in response to why they didn't play any Los Angeles area shows near Coachella. such a thing would rule out, say the Bloody Beetroots? just a thought.

Yeah, there is a radius clause, but of course GV can make exceptions and all. Thus why MBV played the El Rey 4 days before they were supposed to since it was a GV venue. And the shows at the Glasshouse leading up to the festival. I figure there will be quite a few at the Fox theatre this time.

Ardentbiscuit
12-24-2009, 05:10 PM
The Glass House is cool but I wish they would book some of those Coachella shows in Palm Springs itself maybe at one of the casinos, McCallum, Space120 or maybe the ACE Hotel.

El.C.Dub
12-24-2009, 05:12 PM
Not sure if this has been discussed in the last few pages, but...

Glastonbury has confirmed U2 and another headliner to be announced within the next couple of days.

Both Jay-Z and the Strokes are playing at Isle of Wight.

Seems like people keep throwing around the same old boring suggestions for headliners (Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, Pavement which is absurd.) I don't think Jay-Z would play but it is a possibility. If he did play he would obviously headline. Same is true for the Strokes. And U2 playing at Glasto? I really think that festival is going to outdo itself this year.

PJandBompton
12-24-2009, 05:26 PM
Not sure if this has been discussed in the last few pages, but...

Glastonbury has confirmed U2 and another headliner to be announced within the next couple of days.

Both Jay-Z and the Strokes are playing at Isle of Wight.

Seems like people keep throwing around the same old boring suggestions for headliners (Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, Pavement which is absurd.) I don't think Jay-Z would play but it is a possibility. If he did play he would obviously headline. Same is true for the Strokes. And U2 playing at Glasto? I really think that festival is going to outdo itself this year.

Jay-Z is playing Staples Center in march. Not playing Coach...

And I might be crazy but are the Strokes a headliner?

Boourns
12-24-2009, 06:09 PM
Glastonbury has confirmed U2 and another headliner to be announced within the next couple of days.


The Michael Eavis twitter is fake, btw

suprefan
12-24-2009, 06:15 PM
so the NME story about Emily Eavis announcing is fake then too. I mean, thats not suprising, but ya know.



Not sure if this has been discussed in the last few pages, but...

Glastonbury has confirmed U2 and another headliner to be announced within the next couple of days.

Both Jay-Z and the Strokes are playing at Isle of Wight.

Seems like people keep throwing around the same old boring suggestions for headliners (Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, Pavement which is absurd.) I don't think Jay-Z would play but it is a possibility. If he did play he would obviously headline. Same is true for the Strokes. And U2 playing at Glasto? I really think that festival is going to outdo itself this year.


So the U2 story is pretty old, and yeah, we know, we talked about U2 possibly being there already.

paulthomasanderson
12-24-2009, 06:25 PM
U2 will play Coachella eventually, just not this year.

Boourns
12-24-2009, 06:31 PM
so the NME story about Emily Eavis announcing is fake then too. I mean, thats not suprising, but ya know.

Interesting.

The actual interview:
http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/news/an-end-of-year-chat-with-emily


How are the other two headliners coming together?
Well, Saturday night is confirmed. And for Sunday night, we're looking at three main options right now. That's all being sorted out at the moment.

When do you think they'll be announced?
I can't give you a date yet, but probably early next year. We'd like to let people know. The great thing about next year is that there's a lot of bands who've been a big part of the Festival who really want to get involved and not necessarily in the slot that they would normally have. A lot of them are much bigger than where they're going to be playing. But there are some real Glastonbury heritage bands that mean a lot to us and mean a lot to the audience. I think people will be really, really excited about the line-up.

Hmm, so is Muse the Saturday headliner, or are they one of those big bands playing an earlier slot or on a second stage.

suprefan
12-24-2009, 07:07 PM
Well NME got it right for once. and no Radiohead, hooray, even for Glasto.

nbvcide
12-24-2009, 11:05 PM
I don't think Jay-Z would play but it is a possibility. If he did play he would obviously headline. Same is true for the Strokes.

dude, the Strokes wouldn't headline shit..

during their peak, they couldn't even headline a sold out festival at the Gorge with Papa Roach & Cypress Hill..

they wound up playing at 4pm, before Jimmy Eat World..

... just sayin

crazzz2007
12-25-2009, 01:46 AM
idiot. they are already headlining two big fests next year.

sbessiso
12-25-2009, 01:55 AM
Yaeh but those are Euro fests

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-25-2009, 02:13 AM
post on CoS. Someone help me figure these out:


Riddler on Dec 24th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
RIDDLE ME THIS, COACHELLIANS! Only a superior intellect such as mine can bring you the big news about Coachella, but you have to earn it!
1) wild horses couldn’t take you away from this set
2) it takes more than quirkiness for this artist to pull off an alter ego successfully
3) despite it actually being their third album, this band is destined for the “sophomore slump”
4) if the song had been on the Battlefield Earth soundtrack, would it go “Xenu, Xenu, Xenu!”?
5) when it comes to acts playing the Outdoor Theatre, Paul T doesn’t shut down the mainstage for no ordinary act
6) silverware of the not-so-sharp variety
7) these Swedes may not be a piece of cutlery, but their perfectly trippy pop will enthrall the crowd
8)for once, the token emo band has indie cred
9) if you thought you saw her face at the cinema and his face on the Outdoor Theatre, you’re right
10) chipster electro lives on, sadly
11) faux-hawks live on, sadly
12) there’s an offer no man can refuse, except perhaps a 30th century man


I have figured these so far:
1. Rolling Stones
6. Spoon
7. The Knife
8. Sunny Day Real Estate
9. She & Him
10. Hot Chip
12. Scott Walker

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-25-2009, 02:15 AM
Also, something tells me that post is the work of one of our more well known posters here.

hawkingvsreeve
12-25-2009, 02:18 AM
The Knife?

I think not.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-25-2009, 02:19 AM
The Knife?

I think not.

Cutlery? That was a dead give away for me.

sbessiso
12-25-2009, 02:24 AM
Now we're analyzing the comments section of the CoS Coachella page?

Marco, you know better :nono

seandlr
12-25-2009, 02:24 AM
I'm gonna go with Sunny Day Real Estate.

And I double checked that XX article in the latest Spin issue, and yes, they're confirmed!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-25-2009, 02:27 AM
Now we're analyzing the comments section of the CoS Coachella page?

Marco, you know better :nono

only because I couldn't figure the others out.

Boourns
12-25-2009, 02:49 AM
10 sounds like crystal castles or heartsrevolution
2 sounds like Miley cryus or garth brooks
7 sounds like it is NOT the knife

El.C.Dub
12-25-2009, 03:50 AM
5 might be Bob Dylan.

and I hope GV would know better than to book Miley Cyrus. They would give her a night at stagecoach and the same amount of people would come.

El.C.Dub
12-25-2009, 03:51 AM
and I don't think 7 is the knife, not necessarily "trippy pop".

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-25-2009, 04:14 AM
y'all are right. NOT the Knife.

But El.C.Dub brings up a good point. Who could shut down the main stage fro Outdoor?
Thom Yorke? Bob Dylan? Jonsi?

sonofhal
12-25-2009, 04:19 AM
Joanna Newsom?

ozmusic
12-25-2009, 04:27 AM
Yaeh but those are Euro fests

this is why i think the euro and aussie festivals have better lineups/festivals. its not about how big and famous the band is its all about there live performance! the strokes are awsome live and these days by now should be a headline act anywhere around the world.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-25-2009, 04:32 AM
careful there.

sonofhal
12-25-2009, 04:32 AM
Well, The bands that headline European festivals tend to be popular enough to do so. I can't speak for Aussie ones.

Boourns
12-25-2009, 06:27 AM
7 has to be little dragon

who still has a faux hawk? It isn't 2003 anymore. Wait, didn't Jonsi have one recently?

Grant
12-25-2009, 06:50 AM
3. MGMT
11. La Roux

Grant
12-25-2009, 06:58 AM
And my guess for #4 would either be Flaming Lips or Muse. I don't know either bands' lyrics well, but they've both performed or intended to perform UFO sets, and that riddle seems to hint at some sort of extraterrestrial-ity or futuristic-ness. :)

Ardentbiscuit
12-25-2009, 07:08 AM
post on CoS. Someone help me figure these out:



I have figured these so far:
1. Rolling Stones
6. Spoon
7. The Knife
8. Sunny Day Real Estate
9. She & Him
10. Hot Chip
12. Scott Walker

I find 99% of the posts people put on Cos to be 100% bogus.

betao
12-25-2009, 07:17 AM
yeah they probably are.

But figuring out this riddle is something to do for the next month.

seandigi
12-25-2009, 07:38 AM
I thought all the questions to the riddle were to give one band title? Or are they clues to different artists? I hope to god The Stones aren't at Coach.... Seriously.

GnarVee
12-25-2009, 08:36 AM
2) it takes more than quirkiness for this artist to pull off an alter ego successfully
A. GORILLAZ

5) when it comes to acts playing the Outdoor Theatre, Paul T doesn’t shut down the mainstage for no ordinary act

interesting......


7) these Swedes may not be a piece of cutlery, but their perfectly trippy pop will enthrall the crowd
A. THE KNIFE (holyshitawesome if true..)

9) if you thought you saw her face at the cinema and his face on the Outdoor Theatre, you’re right
A. She & Him

10) chipster electro lives on, sadly
A. HOT CHIP

12) there’s an offer no man can refuse, except perhaps a 30th century man
A. SCOTT WALKER

TommyboyUNM
12-25-2009, 08:52 AM
Lineup speculation just got more annoying. And how do you get The Knife as an answer to #7? May NOT be a piece of cutlery. NOT. It's NOT The Knife.

captncrzy
12-25-2009, 08:55 AM
Just because the Knife is starting to work on a new album doesn't make them a viable rumor. Christ people, pull it together.

sbessiso
12-25-2009, 08:57 AM
I literally still cannot believe that people are analyzing FUCKING COMMENTS posted by some random douchebag. Ughhhhh this is bad, and you know its really bad when even I find it bad

suprefan
12-25-2009, 09:01 AM
They are trying to make it like Bonnaroo...

GnarVee
12-25-2009, 09:16 AM
Lineup speculation just got more annoying. And how do you get The Knife as an answer to #7? May NOT be a piece of cutlery. NOT. It's NOT The Knife.


I like yer avatara












NAGHUT!!!!

rage patton
12-25-2009, 09:37 AM
I thought #2 was David Bowie. Gorillaz could also be the right answer though.

Boourns
12-25-2009, 09:55 AM
#2...Sasha Fierce? I was thinking Bat for Lashes but that's already been debunked.

suprefan
12-25-2009, 10:10 AM
The alter ego is Saul Williams, he wil be Niggy Tardust!!!



Also Thom Yorke is known as Tchosky.....

gearbm95
12-25-2009, 10:44 AM
1) U2

"whos gonna ride your wild horses" from Achtung Baby

...just sayin'

nbvcide
12-25-2009, 11:22 AM
idiot. they are already headlining two big fests next year.

Isle of Wight? Squeeze, Pink & Jay-Z are headlining the other days.. Do you think Squeeze or Pink could headline Coachella?
(for the record, the day the Strokes are playing, the real headliner is Orbital..)

nbvcide
12-25-2009, 11:24 AM
Cutlery? That was a dead give away for me.

Spoon?

Derekx
12-25-2009, 12:01 PM
5 would be Sade. "No Ordinary Love"

brycerosen
12-25-2009, 02:13 PM
12) there’s an offer no man can refuse, except perhaps a 30th century man
A. Sam Sparro ? 20th Century Life

suprefan
12-25-2009, 02:17 PM
12) there’s an offer no man can refuse, except perhaps a 30th century man
A. Sam Sparro ? 20th Century Life

Scott Walker 30th Century Man

Grant
12-25-2009, 02:29 PM
5 would be Sade. "No Ordinary Love"

OMG YESSSSS

Grant
12-25-2009, 02:29 PM
Spoon?

No. He misinterpreted the riddle-- it said not cutlery.

dorkfish
12-25-2009, 02:30 PM
The alter ego is Saul Williams, he wil be Niggy Tardust!!!



Also Thom Yorke is known as Tchosky.....
Tchocky

dorkfish
12-25-2009, 02:33 PM
some Mexican band, Maldita Vecindad is playing per their twitter.

Mickjagger00
12-25-2009, 02:50 PM
Vincente fernandez would fit in perfectly

idrive1life
12-25-2009, 03:02 PM
mickjjagger

yes or no?

suprefan
12-25-2009, 03:18 PM
Tchocky

Sue me.

cormaic
12-25-2009, 03:33 PM
1) wild horses couldn’t take you away from this set

Wild white horses?

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