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05-27-2009, 03:58 PM
Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers

25 May, 05:07 PM

A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.

05-27-2009, 03:59 PM
I was wondering how long it'd be til this was posted

05-27-2009, 04:11 PM


05-27-2009, 04:17 PM
I wonder if the fireworks were powerful enough to drag him away before exploding. Hilarious.

05-27-2009, 04:19 PM
i'm sure he'll want to marry her now!