View Full Version : The Official "STFU LADY GAGA" Thread

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-29-2009, 03:57 PM
i swear if i hear that pokerface song one more time SHITS GOIN DOWN SON!

04-29-2009, 03:58 PM
I would like to heartily endorse this sentiment.

I despise this woman.

04-29-2009, 06:01 PM
She doesn't qualify for "woman" status yet and why the heck are you guys listening to the radio. I don't and never have to deal with the pain of listening to her songs

04-29-2009, 06:02 PM
I support this thread. I do not listen to radio but live in a town where every party plays this song 6 times and hour.

04-29-2009, 06:02 PM
This bitch's ass is rockin. And I'm all man, baby. (Chest thump).

04-29-2009, 06:03 PM
One of my friends thinks she is the greatest thing on earth, so I have to listen to her quite a bit.

Her freaky dancing bothers me. She dances like she knows the moves in theory, but has never actually used those arms and legs before.

And like I said before, she's got the eyes of a corpse.

04-29-2009, 06:04 PM
Hahaha I never thought about her dancing that way but I have to agree.

Maybe she is a corpse.

04-29-2009, 06:05 PM
She is reanimated.

04-29-2009, 06:06 PM
Also, I find it hard to respect a girl once I've seen them flash a tampon in public.

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned that way.

04-29-2009, 06:06 PM

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-29-2009, 06:07 PM
i feel like i can't escape this fucking song, it's EVERYWHERE

....and it is indeed one of the worst things I have have heard.

We also inspected the absurdity of the music video in chat a while back

04-29-2009, 06:11 PM
I was quite pleased when Mike informed me today that Lady Gaga was not the one hit wonder we at RiffTrax had her pegged for. Turns out that our Bad Song of the Year winner had another hit before Poker Face, “Just Dance.” It has over 47 million youtube views, so I’m probably not telling you anything new here.

What is kind of shocking is that Just Dance and Poker Face are the exact same song! And not in a “same chord progression, but the hook, beat, etc is different” kind of way, per Bill’s earlier post. The timing of the verse, pre-chorus and chorus is the exact same down to the millisecond. Evidently the pop song has now been focus grouped to the point where they know where people want the big beat to drop in, and how much of a leadup people want. Don’t believe me? Check out both songs overlayed thru the first verse below:


Listen here: http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/03/27/et-tu-lady-gaga/

04-29-2009, 06:13 PM

I think I actually thought they were the same song?

04-29-2009, 06:16 PM
I knew they were similar but didn't realize how similar.

04-29-2009, 06:17 PM
I don't listen to her music but she had a damn impressive story.

But how did the Grammy-nominated singer go from brunette Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta to preconception defying, flashy dressing, platinum blonde superstar Lady Gaga?

Germanotta was born in Yonkers, New York, where she attended a private Catholic girls school, wrote her first piano ballad at age 13, and then won early entrance into New York's prestigious Tisch school for the performing arts.

But Germanotta needed to strike out on her own to become Lady Gaga. She ditched school and threw herself into New York's Lower East Side music scene as a naive, convent-educated teenager.

"I went against all I was brought up to be; I moved out of home, wouldn't take any help from my parents [her internet entrepreneur dad and his business partner wife], and supported myself with waitressing jobs and stripping," she said. "I discovered a real personal freedom through it."

It wasn't long before Germanotta's talent for writing hook-laden melodies came to the attention of major record labels. Just 20, she wrote hits for the Pussycat Dolls, Britney Spears and New Kids On The Block.

But it was while working with producer Rob Fusari that she got her attention-grabbing stage name. After noting that her singing voice sounded like her hero, Queen's Freddie Mercury, Fusari named her Lady Gaga for the Queen hit "Radio Ga Ga."

04-29-2009, 06:22 PM
I cannot decide who is worse Lady GaGa or the Ting Tings.

04-29-2009, 06:24 PM
Lady Gaga easy.

04-29-2009, 06:25 PM
I think Gaga's gonna be around for a bit...

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-29-2009, 06:29 PM
^ bite your tongue

04-29-2009, 06:40 PM
I hardly know what is going on here. I think I saw a lady gaga video on tv once and listened to it, nothing impressive. I don't listen to the radio so I don't know what these songs sound like but from what I have stumbled across in music related articles and such is that she's pretty popular. Oh and I think I heard she sold out her show here in San Diego really fast and the tickets on craigslist/ebay were going for some ridiculous dollar amount, but I have no idea what she is about. From the looks of it I prefer it to stay that way.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-29-2009, 06:41 PM
you dont even need to listen to the radio to hear it!
i dont listen to the radio at all and its EVERYWHERE
its in all the gyms, its blasting from cars, its EVERYWHERE

04-29-2009, 07:17 PM
Oh Lord I want to Chris Brown this woman. I'm not endorsing violence against women, but I swear any time I see her or see the all the young gheys wet their chiffon panties over this beat-faced talentless shrew, the back of my hand starts itching.

It seems her music is just constantly playing at my gym. That's what I get for working out in Hillcrest.

This is not your diva, gays! Step away from the former stripper.

04-29-2009, 07:26 PM
Oh Lord I want to Chris Brown this woman. I'm not endorsing violence against women, but I swear any time I see her or see the all the young gheys wet their chiffon panties over this beat-faced talentless shrew, the back of my hand starts itching.


04-29-2009, 08:06 PM
Heder is Gaga, Gaga is Heder

04-29-2009, 08:23 PM
Who cares!!!

Who the fuck is Fergie

04-29-2009, 08:33 PM
GaGa does have eyes like a corpse! Where was her chapter in the Zombie survival guide.

She's as bad as Nickelback.

04-29-2009, 09:22 PM
I blame Akon.

04-29-2009, 10:02 PM
her eyes, her eyes
were as vacant as the sea

dead eyes, dead eyes
are you just like me?

04-29-2009, 10:16 PM
How dare she compare herself to Freddie Mercury.

04-29-2009, 10:19 PM
How dare she compare herself to Freddie Mercury.
Seriously reading that pissed me off.

Voodoo Hipster
04-29-2009, 10:20 PM
Fuck Lady GAGA


05-01-2009, 09:18 PM
I dare you to watch this video, get your barf bag ready...


Kid B
05-03-2009, 09:35 AM