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Old 04-21-2009, 01:50 PM   #1
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He got naked right before Crystal Castles, competely upstaging everything around him for 10 minutes as the Police tazed and arrested him. It was the funniest shit I've seen all weekend.
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:11 PM   #2
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Thank you for watching that! i was also getting a free show.
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:36 PM   #3
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I didn't see it, but I'm sure I would have watched. Why taze a naked man, what harm could he do?
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:50 PM   #4
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I didn't see it, but I'm sure I would have watched. Why taze a naked man, what harm could he do?
He could touch another man with his penis. This touching would make that other man gay.
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:51 PM   #5
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My dad saw it!
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:00 PM   #6
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I didn't see it, but I'm sure I would have watched. Why taze a naked man, what harm could he do?
From what I understand, 3 cops were unable to subdue the would be streaker. Seriously...those 3 cops need to go back to the academy. They are supposed to be trained to take ppl down....
The overall entertainment factor does increase 10 fold when "naked + tazed" happens.
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:03 PM   #7
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wow, i saw it, but I thought I was hallucinating, nobody said anything about it after it happened (and I asked a lot of ppl!).

Well at least I know I wasn't tripping (or at least not about that part)
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:06 PM   #8
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I almost took pics/video of this, but thought better of it. I would love to know what motivated him to get naked. My guess is either psychedlic overdose or sexual perversion. I didn't see him get tazed, but did see him patting one of the cops on the back in a friendly way prior to his arrest.
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:09 PM   #9
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a friend of a friend saw it then proceeded to cry since she felt so bad
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:15 PM   #10
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this isn't very funny. that is unnecessary. tazers are a bitch weapon. if you can't take down the naked man and just convince him to put some undies on, you are not a very authoritative officer.
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Old 04-21-2009, 05:46 PM   #11
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I heard the guy was very buff / tripping hard / and very angry because people were filming him and saying they were going to put him on youtube hahahahaah!!!
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Old 04-21-2009, 05:51 PM   #12
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Prob more to the story. But yeah, Tazers are bull shit - they are border line cruel and unusual punishment/ torture.

They really are only acceptable if someone is like on PCP and fucking shit up.
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:20 AM   #13
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this isn't very funny. that is unnecessary. tazers are a bitch weapon. if you can't take down the naked man and just convince him to put some undies on, you are not a very authoritative officer.
This was a highlight of my weekend!!! You honestly think that NAKED guy did not deserve the tazer??? first of all he was naked so i cant imagine how fucked up he must of been to get to that point....then he resisted like 5 times so they tazed him about 8 times....if he would have went down the first time, none of the other tazers would have been necessary....So YES I was the drunk guy in the crowd laughing my ass off, wondering why people like you were feeling bad for the guy and crying......he was Naked!
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:23 PM   #14
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this was intresting in the camp there was a mn who was chaning infront of evrone he got nude 2 or 3 times a day he was camping nexst to me it was not odd to me but just intresting that this man got tased near the dance tent
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:38 PM   #15
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this was intresting in the camp there was a mn who was chaning infront of evrone he got nude 2 or 3 times a day he was camping nexst to me it was not odd to me but just intresting that this man got tased near the dance tent
Well, in the campgrounds, 99% of the ppl are 18yrs old or older. Nobody is gonna call the cavalry in for a naked guy at the campsite. Inside the fest there are minors (infants, toddlers, kids, tweeners, teens).....probably not what you would want your kids to see. In defense of the police officers, perhaps a case of the "cooties" got the better of them.
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:38 PM   #16
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there are videos online, some good ones that show the whole thing...

the cops asked him like 20930284 times to please put his clothes on and go have a good time...

hell, if he had been "freindly patting" an lapd officer like that, he would have been arrested right then, but they let him do that too

they kinda gave him 20398 chances to get some water (even letting peeps in the crowd give him water) put some clothes on and go have a good time

but he was like NO MAN ITS NATURAL ITS BEAUTIFUL

and so they were like "ok, look, we are serious, put your costume right now or we will arrest you" hes like NO

so they went to arrest him and he began resisting pretty significantly...

they wrestled with him for a few mins before pulling the taser out, there was only three of them, and he was high as a kite and completely uncooperative...

he SHOULD HAVE PUT HIS CLOTHES ON AND WALKED AWAY

this ain't bonnaroo, you cant walk around like that and not expect to get in some trouble..

so they tased him several times until he stopped fighting and let them get the cuffs on, then they covered him up and carted him off...

and cooper: difference between the campgrounds where people are living and the sahara where people are dancing
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Old 04-22-2009, 02:18 PM   #17
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From what I understand, 3 cops were unable to subdue the would be streaker. Seriously...those 3 cops need to go back to the academy. They are supposed to be trained to take ppl down....
The overall entertainment factor does increase 10 fold when "naked + tazed" happens.
how would YOU like to try to tackle a chubby naked dude with his legs spread open touching himself and rubbing his balls all over you? that's what i thought. think before you speak.
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:33 PM   #18
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http://vimeo.com/4273363

http://digg.com/music/Naked_Guy_Tase...Coachella_2009
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:43 PM   #19
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lol holy shit
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:51 PM   #20
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I have no problem whatsoever with naked wizards getting tazed.

By anyone.

Anywhere.
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:54 PM   #21
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thats pretty fucked up, shows you how big of pussies cops really are.
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:57 PM   #22
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Wow. Just... wow.

Yeah, obviously he should not have been getting naked at the Sahara tent, and yes, he did have a very small penis. Yes, the cops started out being patient and trying to get him to put his clothes on. Yes it was creepy.

However, those 3 cops were obviously incompetent and more overweight than naked guy. Naked guy wasn't really that big, and didn't appear to be very dangerous, just annoying. I can see if 3 cops were trying to take down some 250lb athletic guy on PCP, but... damn. Pretty trigger happy on that tazer, eh?

When I heard people talking about this, I expected something less disturbing.

What if there was some incident with someone actually dangerous, and we have to rely on these "fine police officers" to protect us?!?
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:03 PM   #23
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Very small penis indeed.
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:09 PM   #24
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NSFW obviously:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:40 PM   #25
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awwww poor guy.....my pomeranian has a bigger dong.
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Old 04-22-2009, 08:26 PM   #26
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That's me and friends in the beginning of the video. My friend is the girl that goes up to him and shakes his hand. Haha!
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the wizard shouldnt have resisted . never never never argue with the po , its all yes sir . because they will fuck your day up !
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that is really fucked up.
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thats a lot more fucked up than I thought a naked guy getting tazed would be. Whyd that cop knee him in the stomach before he got tazed? and why did they repeatedly taze him?

PS cptncrazy needs to get in here saying the guy should sue.

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Old 04-22-2009, 09:00 PM   #30
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Seriously... my 14lb dog's penis is AT LEAST three times as big as that. The dude completely deserved getting tazed. I saw him getting carried out by four cops (shirt covering his third nipple of course) and he was still writhing around resisting arrest. They could have beat him down with their clubs... I think tazing was the more humane route.
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