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Old 12-10-2008, 12:23 PM   #61
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i wonder if there is some sort of Frat-Brah automater so we can get Calmer's answers on any given topic... you know, just in case he's watching Girls Gone Wild infomercials and is balls deep into a Coors Lite party ball and can't post

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Old 12-10-2008, 12:25 PM   #62
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:27 PM   #63
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Coors Lite Party Ball... I got one of those for my sisters first bridal shower, we never finished it so my uncles packed it on ice and took it to the church parking lot to get lit up before the ceremony. I forgot about those... sweet.
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:27 PM   #64
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And of course, zzzizzzles always sizzzles!
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:23 PM   #65
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Zooey Deschanel fully clothed > Jessica Biel stripping
that sounds like the definition of insanity to me
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:55 PM   #66
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i wonder if there is some sort of Frat-Brah automater so we can get Calmer's answers on any given topic... you know, just in case he's watching Girls Gone Wild infomercials and is balls deep into a Coors Lite party ball and can't post
they would all be unoriginal and generic
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:55 PM   #67
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Old 12-10-2008, 02:38 PM   #68
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I still don't see what you guys or Justin Timberlake see in her. Scar Jo is way hotter.

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Old 12-10-2008, 02:43 PM   #69
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Jessica Biel seems to be a very similar hotness to Scarlett Johanssen.
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Old 12-10-2008, 03:48 PM   #70
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:08 PM   #71
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:20 PM   #72
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I forgot that she has ridiculous ass...carry on.
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:21 PM   #73
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She does have an inhumanly thin nose. Nose job?
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:24 PM   #74
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ridiculously awesome!
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:25 PM   #75
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:31 PM   #76
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Anti, that was hands down your best post ever.

zzzizzzles, I think you are the only person looking at her nose.
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:34 PM   #77
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:35 PM   #78
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Anti, that was hands down your best post ever.

zzzizzzles, I think you are the only person looking at her nose.
Gotta find fault somewhere on the unbelievably attractive.
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:37 PM   #79
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that's a lot of butt to pee on.
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this one is posterior-focused, but still badass...



this one is...

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Old 12-10-2008, 05:46 PM   #81
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im a girl and didn't even notice the nose... DAMN
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Old 12-10-2008, 06:17 PM   #82
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Sweet mulletty Jesus, I quit. There's no competing with that.
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Old 12-10-2008, 06:58 PM   #84
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Anti, that was hands down your best post ever.

zzzizzzles, I think you are the only person looking at her nose.
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Judging by that picture, it is NOT boring.
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I dated a guy who had the magazine with that cover on his coffee table as his table reading. I gazed at it often.
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I dated a guy who had the magazine with that cover on his coffee table as his table reading. I gazed at it often.

Your dates' coffee tables have tales upon tales.



And how is Jessica Biel v Scar Jo even a debate at this point? Passive, your tastes extend beyond music apparently.
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Jessica may have a ridiculous ass, but hey, atleast it's up where it's supposed to be. Dammit...
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Your dates' coffee tables have tales upon tales..
Well he was kinda... ummm freaky.
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