how many kroqken threads are there?

[OCGIRL714]

Don't get me wrong I'm not his date. I'm his only way of getting there. He needs me to take him because no one else will. Unless one of you on this board wants to volunteer to be his mommy or daddy for the weekend.

[Coachella Bound]

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

Don't get me wrong I'm not his date. I'm his only way of getting there. He needs me to take him because no one else will. Unless one of you on this board wants to volunteer to be his mommy or daddy for the weekend.

PICTURE!!!! or it didnt happen....

[SDsoldier7]

post your titties or STFU.

[Coachella Bound]

Originally Posted by SDsoldier7

post your titties or STFU.

wait you wanna see my titties?

[heyeric]

trip a bitch

[Coachella Bound]

Originally Posted by heyeric

trip a bitch

haaaaa! i just watched that like ten times in a row.... i really want to know what happens right after. Like do all those dudes get up and beat that guys ass?

[BROKENDOLL]

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

Don't get me wrong I'm not his date. I'm his only way of getting there. He needs me to take him because no one else will. Unless one of you on this board wants to volunteer to be his mommy or daddy for the weekend.

If volunteering means we don't have to put up with your shit there, I might consider this! Fuck, I've had plenty of years experience in making an ass of myself, but you, OCGIRL have taken that title and run with it... All you've done here is exactly what you're accusing Ken of doing, except he's not responding to your bullshit or leading you on to continue. If you don't like the guy, so be it. Right now you come across as an example of why Domestic Violence still occurs...

[OCGIRL714]

It's really complicated to tell you the truth. It goes way deeper than this character that everyone on this board sees Ken as. None of you people know Ken beyond just what you read on this board. Brokendoll if you want to be the one to take Ken to Coachella next year and be his mommy for the weekend let me know. You have no idea how difficult he is and you have no idea what you are in for but if you are interested let me know.

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

If volunteering means we don't have to put up with your shit there, I might consider this! Fuck, I've had plenty of years experience in making an ass of myself, but you, OCGIRL have taken that title and run with it... All you've done here is exactly what you're accusing Ken of doing, except he's not responding to your bullshit or leading you on to continue. If you don't like the guy, so be it. Right now you come across as an example of why Domestic Violence still occurs...

[BROKENDOLL]

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

It's really complicated to tell you the truth. It goes way deeper than this character that everyone on this board sees Ken as. None of you people know Ken beyond just what you read on this board. Brokendoll if you want to be the one to take Ken to Coachella next year and be his mommy for the weekend let me know. You have no idea how difficult he is and you have no idea what you are in for but if you are interested let me know.

I've never met Ken personally, so I probably don't know him as deeply as you do. Speaking of which...Are you related to Ken? You know, like the evil step-sister or some shit? An inbred cousin, maybe? I mean, it's obvious that you're not a friend, that's for sure. Or, I'd bet money that you may have been a girlfriend, or better yet, one of those bitches that just uses a guy for what he's worth and now that you've tapped him out he has nothing more to offer, so you talk all this shit? Seriously, let's be fair here...Yes, I only know Ken from this message board. And, I only know you from this message board.(Now, go back and read each of your posts regarding him.) Would you want to know someone like yourself? Ken may be abit different than others, but that's what sets him a part. I can't blame him for talking shit about you...Afterall, we have to be fair here.

I've never seen Ken in person either, other than his film debuts, (Which are funnier than the actual reality shows on these days!) but I've seen pics of him at the fest and he's pretty much like a child glued to the TV screen when Sesame Street is on. You've mentioned that you aren't his date, but you've also said he gets the motel room and your tickets for the fest...Sounds to me like he's paying the bigger price in that deal, and you're just an unappreciative little bitch that can't see that. Trust me, whether or not he's afraid to go to Coachella by himself, I'm sure by now he's had to realize himself that it beats going to Coach with you. I know I'd feel better about being his mommy for the weekend that being yours if you want the truth. If you can't accept him for who he is, then let it go and use that extra energy to take a look at who you are, how's that?

[OCGIRL714]

I've never dated Ken never wanted to.The reason I went to Coachella with Ken is Ken has no one to go to Coachella with and he pretty much pays for me so I'll take him because he's afraid to go alone. I don't even really want to go Coachella anymore and he still wants to pay for me to go because if I don't go he can't go. He's afraid to try to find anyone else other than me to go with because he afraid of change I guess. He's willing to bribe me to go with him.

[BROKENDOLL]

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

I've never dated Ken never wanted to.The reason I went to Coachella with Ken is Ken has no one to go to Coachella with and he pretty much pays for me so I'll take him because he's afraid to go alone. I don't even really want to go Coachella anymore and he still wants to pay for me to go because if I don't go he can't go. He's afraid to try to find anyone else other than me to go with because he afraid of change I guess. He's willing to bribe me to go with him.

So...exactly how is it you know Ken? Where and how did you meet him? Are you a cab driver? A hooker? A peer from that giunea pig place where they sign up to get on the internet?
Are you thinking that you'll be able to hook him up with another ride by selling his soul on this board? I'm serious...What's the real deal between you two?

[heyeric]

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

So...exactly how is it you know Ken? Where and how did you meet him? Are you a cab driver? A hooker? A peer from that giunea pig place where they sign up to get on the internet?
Are you thinking that you'll be able to hook him up with another ride by selling his soul on this board? I'm serious...What's the real deal between you two?

i'm gonna guess and say a hooker.

[liquidsnake28]

So OCGIRL, this Archie Bunker guy seems to know Ken very well. His descriptions of him are quite the opposite of yours. He says he's a good guy. Is he lying?

[BROKENDOLL]

I originally thought maybe a scorned girlfriend that transformed into the raving psycho-chick after he broke her heart. You know, the "If I can't have you, then I'll make sure nobody wants you, "type." (Helloooo!)

[FoamFinger86]

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

None of you even know him or have met him. All you know is what you read on this board. None of you know him personally.

So, how 'bout y'all be petty lil' dweebs!?
It seems like you all have nothing better to do than hate and/or poke fun at people you have never met. Don't you have anything better to do than be kids?

[OCGIRL714]

I wouldn't say he is lying but I think him and Ken don't have the problems me and Ken have. His expierences are different than mine.

[crazzz2007]

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

To anyone posting on this thread unless you know Ken personally and know what he is like PLEASE don't post these sorry ass comments feeling sorry for him that I'm being mean to him. You don't know what you are talking about. If he talked trash about you like that you'd understand.

ken talks trash about you because you are trash. very simple.

[crazzz2007]

Originally Posted by Coachella Bound

i think we all need to see a picture of you.... then we shall continue this conversation.

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

Don't get me wrong I'm not his date. I'm his only way of getting there. He needs me to take him because no one else will. Unless one of you on this board wants to volunteer to be his mommy or daddy for the weekend.

in other words, she's hideous.

[Coachella Bound]

WOOOAAAHHHH back the train up here for a minute...... Did you say Ken will pay for my ticket if i take him to COACHELLA?

[BROKENDOLL]

That's exactly what I was getting at! I think we better clarify what the terms were first, don't you agree? I bet you could bargain with Ken and haggle him down to the use of a laptop on the drive to Coachella instead of any sexual favors. It's a win/win situation, think about it...You'd have your festival tickets, Ken would have his Kenado, and the board wouldn't even be around to suffer through it!

Of course, we'd return from the weekend to the year 2006, but hey, sometimes you gotta take the good with the bad, right?

[BROKENDOLL]

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

I'm really not. I'm almost sure I'm ALOT better looking than Brokendoll.

Actually, you're very cute, Kathleen.
You wouldn't happen to know when the GirlScouts start their cookie drive would you? You look like you might know...

[Suffacated]

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

I've never dated Ken never wanted to.The reason I went to Coachella with Ken is Ken has no one to go to Coachella with and he pretty much pays for me so I'll take him. I don't even really want to go Coachella anymore and he still wants to pay for me to go. He's willing to bribe me to go with him.

This makes you a whore.

Originally Posted by crazzz2007

in other words, she's hideous.

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

I'm really not. I'm almost sure I'm ALOT better looking than Brokendoll.

Do you swallow? You get extra points and maybe a backstage pass if you swallow.

[BROKENDOLL]

Originally Posted by Suffacated

This makes you a whore.

Do you swallow? You get extra points and maybe a backstage pass if you swallow.

ORLY???

[crazzz2007]

so fucking disturbing

[Coachella Bound]

Originally Posted by OCGIRL714

I'm really not. I'm almost sure I'm ALOT better looking than Brokendoll.

hahahaha i dont know about that BROKENDOLL is a frickin babe-a-saurus!

[OCGIRL714]

I think March is when they sell them in front of the grocery stores. But I decided to delete this post for privacy reasons as I'm sure most people on here wouldn't put their picture up and leave it up forever.

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

Actually, you're very cute, Kathleen.
You wouldn't happen to know when the GirlScouts start their cookie drive would you? You look like you might know...

[unitedwesuck]

OC girl is very pretty i dont know what you guys are blabbing about. She has a right to her own opinion just like everyone else has, Broken Doll too. But there needs to be peace here before anything else lol. this is not a 'violence thread'

[BROKENDOLL]

Originally Posted by Coachella Bound

hahahaha i dont know about that BROKENDOLL is a frickin babe-a-saurus!

babe-a-saurus:
The babe-a-saurus has been around for many years. Generally, a babe-a-saurus is gentle and well mannered creature that enjoys grass and tequila while dancing to, strangely enough...modern day electronic music. The babe-a-saurus survived the Rock Ages and can now be found raving amongst the many other species of today. Most times, a babe-a-saurus is laid back and a little bit on the goofy side. But, if provoked, a babe-a-saurus will attack her foe in a less than PLURasaurus Species fashion...Piss a babe-a-saurus off and they'll counterattack then discard you as a lesser form of beast and then ignore you...Be kind to a babe-a-saurus and they will reward you with unconditional friendship and good times... Occassionally known to exibit strange and harmless behavior...