crazy things you've seen at coachella

[whynotsmile99]

Originally Posted by Hedonism

Was is that party with a bunch of glowsticks? That shit was crazy you could see it from the other side of the campsite.

i was there when it started it up. this was seriously one of the most fun things i've been a part of in my life. people were going nuts. cops were following us in golf carts and horses but they didn't do anything. i have video i need to get on youtube. maybe tomorrow or tonight if i have some time

[Boourns]

Anything from 2009?

[BeaverCat]

I saw the naked wizard get tazered. The size of his penis alone was shocking (no pun intended)

I was headed over to where Molotov was playing and on the way there was this tall hipster kid who was stumbling around asking everybody he ran into for water. He was in really bad shape so I turned around and gave him a bottle of water I was carrying. He downed the whole thing in a few seconds and walked away.

Seeing really young and I mean young (probably 10-13 year old) kids smoking weed all over the place.

In one of the beer gardens there was this guy throwing up and his GF kept yelling at him to stop it because he was embarrassing her. He tries to close his mouth mid vomit and it ends up spewing violently out his nose.

I can't wait for next year

[algunz]

Originally Posted by BeaverCat

In one of the beer gardens there was this guy throwing up and his GF kept yelling at him to stop it because he was embarrassing her. He tries to close his mouth mid vomit and it ends up spewing violently out his nose.

I can't wait for next year

This is funny.

[NickyRudy]

I'll never forget the giant baby that got massacred by robots right before Nine Inch Nails came on Sunday of 2005.

[chairmenmeow47]

Originally Posted by NickyRudy

I'll never forget the giant baby that got massacred by robots right before Nine Inch Nails came on Sunday of 2005.

that was probably the weirdest piece of coachella art i can remember.

[greghead]

Watching that baby get slaughtered while on mushrooms was a very strange experience, let me tell you. Wasn't there a mannequin or something behind its face?

[Boourns]

I just noticed that the baby's eyes are two different colors.

[Somewhat Damaged]

OMG! That must mean...Bowie's playing this year!!!1!

[jimmycrackcorn]

damnit i MISSED that year + the baby massacre

[NickyRudy]

After the robots were done massacring it, and the Kill Bill style squirting blood had stopped...yes, some sort of mannequin man emerged from its body.

Just out of curiosity...was that supposed to be a metaphor?

[crazzz2007]

FIXED:

Originally Posted by NickyRudy

the I'll the never the forget the the the giant the baby the that the got the massacred the by the robots the right the before the Nine the Inch the Nails the came the on the Sunday the of the 2005.

[foreman.]

Originally Posted by NickyRudy

After the robots were done massacring it, and the Kill Bill style squirting blood had stopped...yes, some sort of mannequin man emerged from its body.

Just out of curiosity...was that supposed to be a metaphor?

Probably. Or just somebody's acid induced idea.

[digitaldragon03]

During The Chemical Brothers last year, it was my first experience with ecstasy. I saw this kid in front of me who was no older than 16, and he was dancing slowly during a lull in the music. I had a sudden urge to start patting his back with my hands in a drum roll fashion. He turns around and looks really happy so I keep drumming away as the music starts to slowly build. Then suddenly my friends start drumming on his back too and the kid puts his head down tripping the hell out. More people start drumming all over his body, on his head, shoulders, back, arms, legs, everywhere. He slowly starts to bend at the knees to the ground and we go down with him, drumming all along. He eventually curls up in a ball on the floor as we are all hitting him now and the music is still building. For a moment i think about the scene in Lord of the Flies when all the kids kill Piggy while they are out of their minds. The kid slowly starts to come back up as im sure the patting is a bit more fierce now. Then The Chemical Brothers drop the most disgusting drop ever and the kid exploded into the air in a moment of pure bliss. He gave me a hug and walked away into the back of the Sahara crowd.

At Cahuilla, I was drunk and decided to go to the restroom. As I get there, my friend catches up to me and tells me that he has to piss too. We walk into the restroom and I notice that we both still have beer cans still in our hands. Then a guy who already in there using the only urinal in the place turns around and he had been downing a beer in his hand while pissing. We stare at each other for 5 seconds as we have our beers in hand, and then simultaneously start laughing uncontrollably for a minute. He then walks out laughing his head off and drinking his beer.

[Laura owns you]

Originally Posted by MorelloFreak08

Last year while my friend and I were waiting for Roger Waters we were just chilling under a tent catching some shade. Then this girl, probably like 18 or so, wearing this bright yellow bikini comes up to us. Now the weird thing is that she had Sharpie drawings all over her face and her body like she got a full-on body tattoo. So anyways she prances over to us and asks where she is. I looked in her eyes and I saw NOTHING. The poor child was gone beyond help. So she asks us where she is and then she asks if we can show her on the festival map where she is. Then while im pointing she starts dancing and asks if she could use my phone to call her friend. I stupidly agree and hand it to her. I figured she wouldn't get too far if she ran off with it so i handed it to her and she sent 2 text messages to "4" with the text "mawd". I don't know if thats her like alien family or whatever but she looks me in the eyes and yells "THANK YOU!!!" and then hops off and dances a bit and gets a cigarette from the fat lady in front of us. I'm still scared to this day

man....i totally think i know who that girl was. brb, laughing lots.

[Undies]

Originally Posted by digitaldragon03

At Cahuilla, I was drunk and decided to go to the restroom. As I get there, my friend catches up to me and tells me that he has to piss too. We walk into the restroom and I notice that we both still have beer cans still in our hands. Then a guy who already in there using the only urinal in the place turns around and he had been downing a beer in his hand while pissing. We stare at each other for 5 seconds as we have our beers in hand, and then simultaneously start laughing uncontrollably for a minute. He then walks out laughing his head off and drinking his beer.

Somebody explain this to me. I really want to get it so that I can also laugh my head off, but I've read it twice now and still need some help.

[nbvcide]

Originally Posted by digitaldragon03

During The Chemical Brothers last year, it was my first experience with ecstasy. I saw this kid in front of me who was no older than 16, and he was dancing slowly during a lull in the music. I had a sudden urge to start patting his back with my hands in a drum roll fashion. He turns around and looks really happy so I keep drumming away as the music starts to slowly build. Then suddenly my friends start drumming on his back too and the kid puts his head down tripping the hell out. More people start drumming all over his body, on his head, shoulders, back, arms, legs, everywhere. He slowly starts to bend at the knees to the ground and we go down with him, drumming all along. He eventually curls up in a ball on the floor as we are all hitting him now and the music is still building. For a moment i think about the scene in Lord of the Flies when all the kids kill Piggy while they are out of their minds. The kid slowly starts to come back up as im sure the patting is a bit more fierce now. Then The Chemical Brothers drop the most disgusting drop ever and the kid exploded into the air in a moment of pure bliss. He gave me a hug and walked away into the back of the Sahara crowd.

this. is. awesome.

[nbvcide]

Originally Posted by MorelloFreak08

Last year while my friend and I were waiting for Roger Waters we were just chilling under a tent catching some shade. Then this girl, probably like 18 or so, wearing this bright yellow bikini comes up to us. Now the weird thing is that she had Sharpie drawings all over her face and her body like she got a full-on body tattoo. So anyways she prances over to us and asks where she is. I looked in her eyes and I saw NOTHING. The poor child was gone beyond help. So she asks us where she is and then she asks if we can show her on the festival map where she is. Then while im pointing she starts dancing and asks if she could use my phone to call her friend. I stupidly agree and hand it to her. I figured she wouldn't get too far if she ran off with it so i handed it to her and she sent 2 text messages to "4" with the text "mawd". I don't know if thats her like alien family or whatever but she looks me in the eyes and yells "THANK YOU!!!" and then hops off and dances a bit and gets a cigarette from the fat lady in front of us. I'm still scared to this day

[weezy f baby]

Naked Wizard Tazer. FTW.

[amyzzz]

I love these stories!

[nbvcide]

Originally Posted by MorelloFreak08

Last year while my friend and I were waiting for Roger Waters we were just chilling under a tent catching some shade. Then this girl, probably like 18 or so, wearing this bright yellow bikini comes up to us. Now the weird thing is that she had Sharpie drawings all over her face and her body like she got a full-on body tattoo. So anyways she prances over to us and asks where she is. I looked in her eyes and I saw NOTHING. The poor child was gone beyond help. So she asks us where she is and then she asks if we can show her on the festival map where she is. Then while im pointing she starts dancing and asks if she could use my phone to call her friend. I stupidly agree and hand it to her. I figured she wouldn't get too far if she ran off with it so i handed it to her and she sent 2 text messages to "4" with the text "mawd". I don't know if thats her like alien family or whatever but she looks me in the eyes and yells "THANK YOU!!!" and then hops off and dances a bit and gets a cigarette from the fat lady in front of us. I'm still scared to this day

i honestly can't understand how you can get lost on the polo field.. no matter how fucked up you are.. i've gotten fucked up enough where i didn't know how i got to where i was, but i could always tell where i am after about four seconds of looking around..

[CalmerThanYou]

Originally Posted by digitaldragon03

During The Chemical Brothers last year, it was my first experience with ecstasy. I saw this kid in front of me who was no older than 16, and he was dancing slowly during a lull in the music. I had a sudden urge to start patting his back with my hands in a drum roll fashion. He turns around and looks really happy so I keep drumming away as the music starts to slowly build. Then suddenly my friends start drumming on his back too and the kid puts his head down tripping the hell out. More people start drumming all over his body, on his head, shoulders, back, arms, legs, everywhere. He slowly starts to bend at the knees to the ground and we go down with him, drumming all along. He eventually curls up in a ball on the floor as we are all hitting him now and the music is still building. For a moment i think about the scene in Lord of the Flies when all the kids kill Piggy while they are out of their minds. The kid slowly starts to come back up as im sure the patting is a bit more fierce now. Then The Chemical Brothers drop the most disgusting drop ever and the kid exploded into the air in a moment of pure bliss. He gave me a hug and walked away into the back of the Sahara crowd.

PLUR MOTHERFUCKER