Im breaking up with you.

[J~$$$]

http://artport.whitney.org/commissio...ter/index.html

a cruelly hilarious peek into the world of teenage break-ups. The Dumpster, an “interactive online visualization that attempts to depict a slice of the romantic lives of American teenagers,” used real postings from millions of online blogs and interactive graphical tools to guide viewers through over 20,000 “tumultuous” break-ups from back in 2005. The result was a darkly laughable portrait of the similarities, differences, and patterns innate to failed adolescent relationships that, however immaturely communicated, we could probably all stand to learn a few things from. For those of you still stuck in office cubicles, here are some angsty pulled quotes to help you keep your chin up through quitting time:

“Larchie thinks Bad Religion is better than Fugazi, so I broke up with her. Then she played Sublime.”

“today really sucked i wanna die my parents hate me omg waaa waaa waaaa i cut myself the prozac doesnt work my bf broke up with me and i got stuffed into a locker”

“Click here to view my new Dance Dance Revolution video. This is what I do on Saturday nights since Niki and I broke up.”

[arbouler]

thats one sick website!

[TomAz]

"Hey peoples. I'm kinda sad today. I broke up with casper. i know all of you are like who the hell is casper he was my boyfriend i'm bored other than that.."

[Hannahrain]

"melanie and i broke up. i hate her so fucking much. i need a new girlfriend. leave me a message if you want to be my new girlfriend."

[Hannahrain]

"i am so mad at ryan he broke up with me again b/c i didnt dance with him at the dance so friday he broke up with me without telling me. i was really mad and sad."

[ragingdave]

ok me and my girfiend recenty broke up ya see i think it was cuz we have diferent signs see im a sagitarius and she was a whore...

[matsuolost]

i hung out with tina and tay then tina n i went to allyand i broke up with Dylan and went out with TK!!
i loveyou ash

[leo01g]

hey do you think girls will get mad if you tried a pick up line like "Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though" or "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

[leo01g]

Just playing i thought those were the funniest top 10 worst pickup lines they said them on the radio this morning and thought they were funny.

[TomAz]

i remember my first beer.

[amyzzz]

I like those lines.