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    Default Terrible Band Names

    These are the 2 worst I've seen in a while..

    Titty Bingo

    http://www.myspace.com/tittybingorockandroll

    Real Estate

    http://www.myspace.com/letsrockthebeach

    What are some band names you consider terrible?

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    I've always loved the name Cat Butt BECAUSE it's so terrible.
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    Arcade Fire.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I bought this just for the cover...


    (title is "OK you homos, out of the car")

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    The Killers
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Arcade Fire.
    It's an improvement on Win Butler's previous bandname, Willy Wanker & The Chocolate factories, and I promise you I am not even kidding.

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    JJCNV (Janis Joplin Crap n Vomit) is an act out of Phoenix. They played here last week.

    It's a shame when people mistake stupid for funny.

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    There is a local cover band I saw awhile back called Crack Smokin Grannys... The name itself is funny enough but then it was a bunch of dudes still stuck in the 90's with acid washed jeans and receding hairlines and long hair.
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    Commander One Hander and the Reach Arounds, okay so it's not a legitimate band, but me and some friends came up with it as a joke for our friend's band so I thought I'd share the ridiculous name.
    Last edited by CharlesInverted; 09-24-2009 at 03:22 PM.

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    I've mentioned them before, but the terribleness of "Ham Sandwich" bears repeating.

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    The Killers....oh wait, i thought this was a terrible bands thread.

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    Yaught, their act is equally as terrible as their name.
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    How do you even say that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Arcade Fire.
    Nobody likes you.





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    Planning to Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I bought this just for the cover...


    (title is "OK you homos, out of the car")
    hahaha this is amazing

    i've always found SCROTUM GRINDER to be a curious name
    http://www.myspace.com/scrotumgrinder77

    (that myspace page looks suspicious, but that is indeed the band's music)
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    It's kind of weird when you've said a terrible bandname so many times it's lost all meaning and the dumbness wears off.

    Smashing Pumpkins, for instance, is a dumb name I've said so often that I lean on all the wrong syllables.

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    <British accent>Does It Offend You, Yeah?<British accent>

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    Oh my fucking God, yes. And their logo is horrible shit too.

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    Hoobastank
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    Your stupid

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    Slightly Stoopid
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    Man, the Beatles were overrated like gravity is overrated. ......... Say what you want, but statements like "the Beatles were overrated" make me much less likely to listen to anything you say afterward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    Hoobastank
    We've had a few of these threads before. Still, this should always be the first thing mentioned whenever this conversation arises. It's the elephant in the room of terrible names.

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    Shirley Temple's Pussy
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    Korn

    Limp Bizkit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    Shirley Temple's Pussy
    actually that's an AMAZING name
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    actually that's an AMAZING name
    concur. what about...

    Soul Coughing
    Soul Attorneys
    Vitamin C
    Rage Against the Machine
    Last edited by JebusLives; 09-24-2009 at 05:05 PM.
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    Your stupid

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    I can't decide: Brian Jonestown Massacre?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    I can't decide: Brian Jonestown Massacre?
    definitely GOOD

    Much like the Dillinger Escape Plan
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    The Airborne Toxic Event

    The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

    honestly I get those two bands confused because of their terrible band names.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    Shirley Temple's Pussy
    Ill raise you with Natalie Portman's Shaved Head.

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    Foxy Shazam
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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