The Yablo Show: Interview with Suprefan

[Yablonowitz]

My next guess has become a fixture on the Coachella nuboard. A controversial figure in some corners, suprefan gained infamy last year when he decided to display a pleothera of Radiohead tickets to a group of members who were lamenting the fact that they were unable to get tickets. Pretty much everyone, including myself, called him douchebag for such insensitivity. It also raised the question as to how he procured so many difficult to come by tickets and whether or not he was actually going to be selling some of them for a profit. I can’t remember if there was more to it, but accusations of scalping started flying around his name and is now a ubiquitous insult hurled at him, whether fairly or not. To this date, I have not seen him actively protest the accusation that he’s scalped tickets before. Maybe on advice of counsel, I don’t know.

Suprefan is clearly an indie fanboy and loves the festival and music in general. He also loves posting photos of himself at the same angle repeatedly. If you haven’t seen his pic, you haven’t been reading the board very closely. He has heavily moussed spikey hair and large dark eyebrows. He also seems to lack common sense of message board tact when interacting with young ladies he finds attractive – most notably comical was his frequent come ons to the young board nymphette – Caitlin. At one point, suprefan even told her that he would be in her area if she wanted to hang out with him (if you know what I mean). Apparently, he preferred the public forum of the message board versus the more discreet personal messages. Much to our pleasure, I might add.

Oh, I should add in the interest of full disclosure that I have caught some flack from him on the board. Not that I blame him, I was urging people not to be nice to him (when he was, in fact, just sharing some of the video he took from the festival) for fear it would make him more likely to post. He very quickly turned to one of his trademark features: the fight threat. Or at least that’s how I viewed it. He said something along the lines to me of: “put your money where your mouth is” after my post. The thing is, while I’ve never engaged in a fist fight with anyone (with the exception of my older brother years ago), I’m pretty sure I could take him. I’m not a he-man by any stretch of the imagination but his arms aren’t all that stacked and I can’t imagine he’d want to risk getting that spikey moussed hair messed with. But I’m opposed to fighting as a means of problem solving, so I had to turn him down on principle.

Anyway, enough background, let’s bring him out. Please welcome to the show the board member Suprefan! Supre – say hi to everyone and feel free to introduce people in your own words.
















(NOTE: please remember that this is my interview with Supre. You are not to ask him any questions of your own. You can PM me questions you’d like asked, but I can’t promise you I’ll ask them. And, I’d like to remind my guest that you are not to speak to anyone but me or answer any questions by anyone but me. This is MY show. Dammit.)

[mountmccabe]

Also yay!

[caco0283]

john i bet you talk during movies. SHHHHHHH

[algunz]

Don't interviews involve questions and answers?

[BoardsofCoachella]

Don't interviews involve questions and answers?

I believe the person interviewed has to say hi and introduce his or her self first.

[mountmccabe]

They also involve interviewees. There's no use breaking out the questions until we know the victim is around.

[algunz]

Gotcha!

[bumper31]

I thought it was an interview not a Yablo/Supre Duography?

Wasn't there something narcissistic about the intro?

[algunz]

Isn't there something narcissistic about most of the posts on the board?

[Yablonowitz]

I thought it was an interview not a Yablo/Supre Duography?

Wasn't there something narcissistic about the intro?

Why don't you shut up? Just shut up. Not another word. Please. We're waiting for supre.

[algunz]

I'm so excited. I think I might pee my pants.

[Hannahrain]

There's no room for uncertainty on the Yablo show. Uncertainty isn't how you get to be a high-powered talk show host. You either will pee your pants or you won't pee your pants. Which is it?

[algunz]

I'm doing it right now.

Hmmmm.

[bumper31]

Why don't you shut up? Just shut up. Not another word. Please. We're waiting for supre.

mmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrggggggmmmmmmmmm

[Caitlin]

I'm a nymphette now? Haha. Amazing.

[RockStr4Life]

being a nymphette is nothing to be ashamed of

[york707]

These interviews are going just smashingly, aren't they?

[luckyface]

Congratulations. You choose the first time Suprefan was NOT on the board to try to conduct an interview with him.

[Yablonowitz]

These interviews are going just smashingly, aren't they?

Just wait. Instant gratification society, man, I tell you.

And, caitlin, a nymphette is not the same as a nympho.

[amyzzz]

Congratulations. You choose the first time Suprefan was NOT on the board to try to conduct an interview with him.

Or supre is hiding.

[codytwo]

Isn't nymphette kind of redundant?

[arbouler]

wow.
this thread gets a five star from me

[JelloPuddingChat]

Arsenio>Yablo.

[Yablonowitz]

Isn't nymphette kind of redundant?

Look it up, scholar.

[DeltaSigChi4]

Do we all get free tickets to the Yablo show?

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[DeltaSigChi4]

Also, can we get a schedule of the upcoming musical acts.

No Social Distortion please.

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[codytwo]

okay

nymph /nɪmf/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[nimf] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. one of a numerous class of lesser deities of mythology, conceived of as beautiful maidens inhabiting the sea, rivers, woods, trees, mountains, meadows, etc., and frequently mentioned as attending a superior deity.
2. a beautiful or graceful young woman.
3. a maiden.
4. the young of an insect that undergoes incomplete metamorphosis.

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[Caitlin]

Ahhh, a "nymphet." I had to do a little looking up myself.

Its a pubescent girl regarded as sexually desirable. Haha. Oh my.

[caco0283]

i can see delta already thinking of scalping tickets to the yablo show

[DeltaSigChi4]

Get out of my head, Caco!

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