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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE. WELCOME TO THE 30 CLUB.

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    happy birthday mr. dj
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    happy birthday jack!

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    May your Fugu always be prepared skillfully.
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    Happy Birthday
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    Happy Birthday, Jack. May your quest to rid the world of facial veils be fruitful.

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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Put on some


    and get your freak on

    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    That's supposed to say Happy 30th, not 29th, Jack Straw, not Jack White, and Hannah, not Haley. Fucking print company. Grr.
    Last edited by Hannahrain; 05-20-2007 at 09:16 AM.

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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I bet someone yells out "happy birthday" somewhere in there. Or someone there had a birthday.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Happy Birthday Jackstraw!

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    Is that the CDJ1000MK3? Sweet.

    Happy Birthday Jackstraw.. You can't miss Rogue Element, Cut Chemist and Bassnectar on June.

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    Is that Taylor Townshend?

    Happy Bday jstraw. Maybe next year you'll break down and come party with us.
    Last edited by tessalasset; 05-20-2007 at 05:02 PM. Reason: you're = you'll


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Here you go, Jack.

    Have a good one, buddy.

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    yes taylor

    Happy Birthday Jackstraw.. You can't miss Rogue Element, Cut Chemist and Bassnectar on June.
    hahahah yeah don't miss that

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    Happy birthday, bitches!
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    Happy Birthday!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenniehoo View Post
    Here you go, Jack.

    Have a good one, buddy.
    that shit cracked me up and enraged me simultaneously.

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    Take your pants off. It's your birthday.

    Yesterday.

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    happy birthday jack. party like it's dubai.

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    .................................................. ..............
    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    happy birthday.

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    happy birthday jack
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I'm a bitch!
    Happy birthday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    that shit cracked me up and enraged me simultaneously.
    Hoo knows her skillset.
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

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    jack.
    happy belated birthday.
    i spent your birthday hanging out with King Tut's tomb...or at least part of it.
    the20th is also my sisters birthday and a really good friend of mine...and i dont mean you.
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Yep...happy very belated b-day...I don't have a good excuse, but I've already done penance. I was stuck in O'Hare for 3 1/2 hours yesterday waiting for my connecting flight.

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