Spinoff thread: kroqken and Stephanie

[wmgaretjax]

could it be part re-enactment of the past with ken playing himself, and part reality show for the present?

[kroqken]

This was not a bump I wanted or asked for. However, censorship is un-American

[Pixiessp]

oh jeez!!! I read this whole thread and still no ending?

[kroqken]

My life has been a soap opera for more years than I can count. Those are the cards dealt to me, so I guess "play ball!!!!!!!!!"

[BROKENDOLL]

My life has been a soap opera for more years than I can count. Those are the cards dealt to me, so I guess "play ball!!!!!!!!!"

kroqken, aren't you only like 38 years old? And I may have found a clue to your dilemna here...If life gave you a hand of cards to go by, WTF are you calling, "Play ball" for?

[kroqken]

Play ball is a cliche that acts as a crutch when triyng to grasp straws.

[frozen pilgrim]

kroqken, aren't you only like 38 years old? And I may have found a clue to your dilemna here...If life gave you a hand of cards to go by, WTF are you calling, "Play ball" for?

oh man. bev, how did I not catch that

[kroqken]

I need to reread the cards.

[frozen pilgrim]

or put down the bat

[kroqken]

At least a person cannot strike out in T ball.

[Archie Bunker]

At least a person cannot strike out in T ball.

You always told me that you DID strike out at T-Ball.

That's one of your favorite Dangerfield-esque lines. Now I'm doubting the truth of that statement.

[frozen pilgrim]

archie, make with the next chapter, damnit!

[Hannahrain]

You know, the thought of Ken staring at a hand of playing cards and trying to figure out how they fit into the baseball game is a pretty effective accidental metaphor.

[kroqken]

I struck out when I was 5, I have not played since.

[frozen pilgrim]

struck out at poker, eh?
that sucks

[BROKENDOLL]

Ummm, maybe multiplication isn't the right choice...

[BROKENDOLL]

Here, kroqken, these may be right up your alley.

[kroqken]

I do not play poker, that is someone else. As for toys, I outgrew them, but if I ever have kids, I will play with my children. I did play that old Atari 2600 game "Adventure" often when I was a child.

[BROKENDOLL]

I do not play poker, that is someone else. As for toys, I outgrew them, but if I ever have kids, I will play with my children. I did play that old Atari 2600 game "Adventure" often when I was a child.

Well, if a deck of cards got your ballgame going, then those multiplication flash cards may help you in the sack one day.

[kroqken]

Actually, tarot cards could predict when I get laid. I used to date a girl who was a psychic reader at the Psychic Eye bookstore in Sherman Oaks.

[BROKENDOLL]

Actually, tarot cards could predict when I get laid. I used to date a girl who was a psychic reader at the Psychic Eye bookstore in Sherman Oaks.

Apparently though, you've been afew cards shy of a full deck...

[invisiblerobots]

[BROKENDOLL]

Hold it! Stop everything! It's almost as if we're actually carrying on a conversation here!

[kroqken]

I actually am a decent conversationalist in person. On the board, I am more cryptic and random.

[BROKENDOLL]

So if you weren't posting right now, what exactly would you and those little voices be chatting about?

[kroqken]

I don't hear voices. I am not schizophrenic. I am the lucid sort of fellow.

[frozen pilgrim]

ken, you have to admit, you come across as learning disabled.

if you'd just admit in plain english that you flood the board with irrelevant old threads just to be annoying, then that's fine, I don't care. if, on the other hand, it's genuinely your heartfelt attempt at getting conversation going and finding ways to talk to people, then I'm sincerely worried about your mental health.

[kroqken]

I just like leaving comments and responses to all kins of topics, both Coachella reelated and not. I have a very high IQ. My social skills are probably in the middle percentile. People on here have met me, ask them what they think. SOme people like me and some do not. that is the nature of the experience.

[mattpach]

Hmm...

Never in my life have I know so much about a complete stranger.
I have read both threads completely.


Ken,
You life is fucked up....

Yet you seem to remain positive.

That is an amazing feat.


I am determined to meet you one day. I think in person you'd be much more fascinating.

kroqken, aren't you only like 38 years old? And I may have found a clue to your dilemna here...If life gave you a hand of cards to go by, WTF are you calling, "Play ball" for?

Hahaha

[kroqken]

Hmm...

Never in my life have I know so much about a complete stranger.
I have read both threads completely.


Ken,
You life is fucked up....

Yet you seem to remain positive.

That is an amazing feat.


I am determined to meet you one day. I think in person you'd be much more fascinating.



Hahaha

I have been told that, I am like Charlie Brown still pining after that "little red headed girl."