So it looks like I've negotiated my way into getting laid off from my current job under the pretense of just giving me a couple weeks of unemployment while I interview for other work, but I'd rather be a disgusting leech on the system and stay on it for as long as possible.
Back in Jersey this was easy--all you had to do was attend like one meeting that trained you how to apply for jobs better and then call in every week and press a couple buttons. I'm wondering if it's any different out here in CA, so if anyone has any advice, please hit me with it.
Yes, I'm a worthless rapist of the system designed to help people truly in need. Oh well--yay for quasi-socialism!