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    If you had to give someone a random gift, and it had to be under $5, what would it be?

    This is a gift for pure entertainment value, not a special occasion.
    Someone should jam a panda up his peehole.
    Fuck Tiesto and his overblown schtick.

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    Herpes.

    Give it once, lasts a lifetime
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    You got that herpes from someone else first.

    You're a re-gifter.

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    I'd like to think of it as sharing.
    Sharing is caring, it can be fun. I'll give you some when you have none.
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    Jill told Bill that it was lots of fun to cook
    Bill told Jill that she could bait a real fish hook
    So they made ooey gooey chocolate cake, sticky-licky sugar topped
    And they gobbled it and giggled
    And they sat by the river and they fished in the water
    And they talked as the squirmy wormies wiggled

    Singin', glad to have a friend like you
    Fair and fun and skippin' free
    Glad to have a friend like you
    And glad to just be me

    Pearl told Earl that they could do a secret code
    Earl told Pearl there was free ice-cream when it snowed
    So they sent funny letters that contained myst'ry messages
    And nobody knew just how they made it
    And they raised up the window and they scooped all the snow together
    Put milk and sugar in and ate it

    Singin', glad to have a friend like you
    Fair and fun and skippin' free
    Glad to have a friend like you
    And glad to just be me

    Peg told Greg she liked to make things out of chairs
    Greg told Peg sometimes he still hugged teddy bears
    So they sneaked in the living room and piled all the pillows up
    And made it a rocket ship to fly in
    And the bears were their girls and boys and they were the astronauts
    Who lived on the moon with one pet lion

    Singin', glad to have a friend like you
    Fair and fun and skippin' free
    Glad to have a friend like you
    And glad to just be me
    ...And glad to just be, glad to just be, glad to just be me

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    you must be able to mail said gift. Assume this is a person you like (you know, someone you don't want to get Herpes.).
    Someone should jam a panda up his peehole.
    Fuck Tiesto and his overblown schtick.

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    a piece of paper and pencil

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    499 pennies.
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    A condom. Thats always very, very useful. No glove, no love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shyeviolett View Post
    If you had to give someone a random gift, and it had to be under $5, what would it be?

    This is a gift for pure entertainment value, not a special occasion.
    make them a nice mix cd.. with all your special music..

    if you don't want to spend a lot of time, send them the actual $5.00..
    2001, 2004, 2007, 2009

    2013 EDM wishlish (please):

    classixx, stanton warriors, logistics, jefr tale
    spencer & hill, bent, eric prydz, mike realm, nick thayer
    kruder & dorfmeister, young punx, phonat, treasure fingers
    Kraak & Smaak, sergio & benoit, kris menace, bassjackers, DJ Craze
    DIGITALISM, knifeparty, chemical brothers, bassbintwins, seth troxler

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    dick in a box

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    Quote Originally Posted by i_like_cake530 View Post
    dick in a box
    Ohhhhh thats a good one.
    Someone should jam a panda up his peehole.
    Fuck Tiesto and his overblown schtick.

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    a spoon

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    speaking of herpes. I just saw that the newest Valtrex commercial on TV today and I hate how they quote that "70% of people who contract herpes say they got when their partner exhibited no signs of outbreak". Just 70%? What the fuck were those other 30% thinking? Jesus christ they deserved to get herpes.

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    4 lotto tickets (2 scratchers and 2 quick picks)
    .................................................. ..............
    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    speaking of herpes. I just saw that the newest Valtrex commercial on TV today and I hate how they quote that "70% of people who contract herpes say they got when their partner exhibited no signs of outbreak". Just 70%? What the fuck were those other 30% thinking? Jesus christ they deserved to get herpes.
    At the same time, what was the partner thinking? If I had those open sores, I'd be keeping that thing as still as humanly possible.
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    5 bucks in quarters.

    C'mon, who doesn't need quarters?

    A teenage dream, so hard to beat...

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    A $5 lottery ticket would be my gift. If the person won, I'd get some of the loot.

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    I fucking hate that there's a herpes drug called Valtrex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    I fucking hate that there's a herpes drug called Valtrex.
    Why? Didya have the name picked out for your first daughter or something?
    A teenage dream, so hard to beat...

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    Nailed it, JPIMCP.

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    why are you putting this much thought into a random five dollar gift?
    Just give em a lousy five buck starbucks card so they could almost get a frappacino.
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    one hit of acid
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    A cup of breast milk

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    two halves of a five dollar bill

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    i'd pry a sign off a bathroom door and send that.
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    G-spot An Urban Erotic tale

    is only 5 bucks used on amazon.

    what better to give a friend than the hard stories of urban gangsters and female ejaculation.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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