Randomness test.

[Shyeviolett]

If you had to give someone a random gift, and it had to be under $5, what would it be?

This is a gift for pure entertainment value, not a special occasion.

[bmack86]

Herpes.

Give it once, lasts a lifetime

[Hannahrain]

You got that herpes from someone else first.

You're a re-gifter.

[bmack86]

I'd like to think of it as sharing.
Sharing is caring, it can be fun. I'll give you some when you have none.

[Hannahrain]

Jill told Bill that it was lots of fun to cook
Bill told Jill that she could bait a real fish hook
So they made ooey gooey chocolate cake, sticky-licky sugar topped
And they gobbled it and giggled
And they sat by the river and they fished in the water
And they talked as the squirmy wormies wiggled

Singin', glad to have a friend like you
Fair and fun and skippin' free
Glad to have a friend like you
And glad to just be me

Pearl told Earl that they could do a secret code
Earl told Pearl there was free ice-cream when it snowed
So they sent funny letters that contained myst'ry messages
And nobody knew just how they made it
And they raised up the window and they scooped all the snow together
Put milk and sugar in and ate it

Singin', glad to have a friend like you
Fair and fun and skippin' free
Glad to have a friend like you
And glad to just be me

Peg told Greg she liked to make things out of chairs
Greg told Peg sometimes he still hugged teddy bears
So they sneaked in the living room and piled all the pillows up
And made it a rocket ship to fly in
And the bears were their girls and boys and they were the astronauts
Who lived on the moon with one pet lion

Singin', glad to have a friend like you
Fair and fun and skippin' free
Glad to have a friend like you
And glad to just be me
...And glad to just be, glad to just be, glad to just be me

[Shyeviolett]

you must be able to mail said gift. Assume this is a person you like (you know, someone you don't want to get Herpes.).

[menikmati]

a piece of paper and pencil

[fober]

499 pennies.

[Caitlin]

A condom. Thats always very, very useful. No glove, no love.

[joppy-slow]

If you had to give someone a random gift, and it had to be under $5, what would it be?

This is a gift for pure entertainment value, not a special occasion.

make them a nice mix cd.. with all your special music..

if you don't want to spend a lot of time, send them the actual $5.00..

[i_like_cake530]

dick in a box

[Shyeviolett]

dick in a box

Ohhhhh thats a good one.

[trivium1]

a spoon

[jackstraw94086]

speaking of herpes. I just saw that the newest Valtrex commercial on TV today and I hate how they quote that "70% of people who contract herpes say they got when their partner exhibited no signs of outbreak". Just 70%? What the fuck were those other 30% thinking? Jesus christ they deserved to get herpes.

[psychic friend]

4 lotto tickets (2 scratchers and 2 quick picks)

[bmack86]

speaking of herpes. I just saw that the newest Valtrex commercial on TV today and I hate how they quote that "70% of people who contract herpes say they got when their partner exhibited no signs of outbreak". Just 70%? What the fuck were those other 30% thinking? Jesus christ they deserved to get herpes.

At the same time, what was the partner thinking? If I had those open sores, I'd be keeping that thing as still as humanly possible.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

5 bucks in quarters.

C'mon, who doesn't need quarters?

[SojuGorae]

A $5 lottery ticket would be my gift. If the person won, I'd get some of the loot.

[full on idle]

I fucking hate that there's a herpes drug called Valtrex.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

I fucking hate that there's a herpes drug called Valtrex.

Why? Didya have the name picked out for your first daughter or something?

[full on idle]

Nailed it, JPIMCP.

[All That I Am]

why are you putting this much thought into a random five dollar gift?
Just give em a lousy five buck starbucks card so they could almost get a frappacino.

[unbeliever]

one hit of acid

[Boourns]

A cup of breast milk

[Wheres the beef?]

two halves of a five dollar bill

[miscorrections]

i'd pry a sign off a bathroom door and send that.

[whynotsmile99]

G-spot An Urban Erotic tale

is only 5 bucks used on amazon.

what better to give a friend than the hard stories of urban gangsters and female ejaculation.