Interviews With Yablo

[Yablonowitz]

OK, here's the deal shitheads. For one week for the next 8 weeks, I'm going to interview one board member all week long. At the end of the week, I'm going to assess the quality of the interview and rate your overall performance and worth as a human being.

The order of the interviews will be based on the results of this week of polling. The person who gets the most votes will be interviewed first and so forth and so on.

I'm going to try to mix it up with people from old school and new school boardies. I may already be familiar with you, but all of that will be wiped clean when the interviews begin.

Let me state the rules of the interview:

1) You only answer questions from me. People who pop in and throw out a question are to be ignored. If you answer them, it will subtract from your points.

2) You must answer EVERY question I pose. If you ignore or duck a question, points will be taken away.

3) You are not allowed to ask me questions. If you do, even if they are rhetorical, bye-bye points.

You'll be judged on the following criteria:
Compelling answers
Style/cleverness/wit
Overall characteristics as a human being

I'm going to list the eight people now and it may take a few minutes to get the ones up since I'm not 100% sure who I'm going to ask yet.

[J~$$$]

does the winner get a bag of chips?

[bug on your lip]

i wonder if there is a relevant cat eating it's own diarrhea

[caco0283]

ah man im not sure if im going to like this...but i will master the clever points for sure

[Yablonowitz]

I didn't get my list up fast enough. FUCK! I will have to do this again.

[TomAz]

Let me state the rules of the interview:

1) You only answer questions from me. People who pop in and throw out a question are to be ignored. If you answer them, it will subtract from your points.

2) You must answer EVERY question I pose. If you ignore or duck a question, points will be taken away.

3) You are not allowed to ask me questions. If you do, even if they are rhetorical, bye-bye points.

That's not an interview, it's an interrogation.

[theburiedlife]

[TomAz]

someone needs to photoshop that pic with yablo's face in it

[theburiedlife]

Where are the polls?

EDIT: Clearly missed it.

[Yablonowitz]

Dani - I'm sorry, please delete this thread.

[alyssak]

do me

[Yablonowitz]

OK, should I get a hotel?

[wmgaretjax]

i like this idea. your questions better be damn good.

[TomAz]

Dani - I'm sorry, please delete this thread.

oh noooooooooooooooooo please dooooooooooooooooooon't

[amyzzz]

Is he trying to make me read his posts?

[J~$$$]

Yeah it always involves you. Your are the light in Yablos world.

[amyzzz]

I knew it.

[caco0283]

actually amy brings up a good point....how can greg conduct an interview of her if she has him ignored

[Yablonowitz]

actually amy brings up a good point....how can greg conduct an interview of her if she has him ignored

I'm going to ask questions one way or the other.

[bug on your lip]

maybe she'll just answer "ACDC"

[theburiedlife]

I'm going to ask questions one way or the other.

Even if it takes me quoting him! Can you see that Amy?

[caco0283]

acdc? amy can't dig cocks??

[mountmccabe]

I think anytime someone votes or posts in the other thread they need to write something in this thread to keep them both up there. Then the confusion will start. I mean continue.

[TomAz]

John, your brain is a wonderful thing.

[Bud Luster]

do me

If you insist

[caco0283]

If you insist

looks like there is still one monkey left

[TomAz]

time for ronnie to whip up his famous monkeybrain stew

[J~$$$]

[ewiggy]

there is nothing about that picture that is normal.

[mountmccabe]

Honestly this wasn't your best idea ever Yabs.

Jennie, can I order up a lolcat with a "I HAS A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS" or somesuch caption?

I'm trying to remember my initial reactions to prior schemes. I'm kinda blanking, really.