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    OK, here's the deal shitheads. For one week for the next 8 weeks, I'm going to interview one board member all week long. At the end of the week, I'm going to assess the quality of the interview and rate your overall performance and worth as a human being.

    The order of the interviews will be based on the results of this week of polling. The person who gets the most votes will be interviewed first and so forth and so on.

    I'm going to try to mix it up with people from old school and new school boardies. I may already be familiar with you, but all of that will be wiped clean when the interviews begin.

    Let me state the rules of the interview:

    1) You only answer questions from me. People who pop in and throw out a question are to be ignored. If you answer them, it will subtract from your points.

    2) You must answer EVERY question I pose. If you ignore or duck a question, points will be taken away.

    3) You are not allowed to ask me questions. If you do, even if they are rhetorical, bye-bye points.

    You'll be judged on the following criteria:
    Compelling answers
    Style/cleverness/wit
    Overall characteristics as a human being

    I'm going to list the eight people now and it may take a few minutes to get the ones up since I'm not 100% sure who I'm going to ask yet.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    does the winner get a bag of chips?

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    i wonder if there is a relevant cat eating it's own diarrhea
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    ah man im not sure if im going to like this...but i will master the clever points for sure
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    I didn't get my list up fast enough. FUCK! I will have to do this again.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    Let me state the rules of the interview:

    1) You only answer questions from me. People who pop in and throw out a question are to be ignored. If you answer them, it will subtract from your points.

    2) You must answer EVERY question I pose. If you ignore or duck a question, points will be taken away.

    3) You are not allowed to ask me questions. If you do, even if they are rhetorical, bye-bye points.
    That's not an interview, it's an interrogation.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    this is fantastic news...we can all fist ourselves in peace now...
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    someone needs to photoshop that pic with yablo's face in it
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Where are the polls?

    EDIT: Clearly missed it.
    Last edited by theburiedlife; 05-14-2007 at 08:33 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    this is fantastic news...we can all fist ourselves in peace now...
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    Dani - I'm sorry, please delete this thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    do me

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    OK, should I get a hotel?
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    i like this idea. your questions better be damn good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    Dani - I'm sorry, please delete this thread.
    oh noooooooooooooooooo please dooooooooooooooooooon't
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Is he trying to make me read his posts?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Yeah it always involves you. Your are the light in Yablos world.

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    I knew it.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    actually amy brings up a good point....how can greg conduct an interview of her if she has him ignored
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    actually amy brings up a good point....how can greg conduct an interview of her if she has him ignored
    I'm going to ask questions one way or the other.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    maybe she'll just answer "ACDC"
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    I'm going to ask questions one way or the other.
    Even if it takes me quoting him! Can you see that Amy?
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    this is fantastic news...we can all fist ourselves in peace now...
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    acdc? amy can't dig cocks??
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    I think anytime someone votes or posts in the other thread they need to write something in this thread to keep them both up there. Then the confusion will start. I mean continue.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    John, your brain is a wonderful thing.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    do me
    If you insist
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    If you insist
    looks like there is still one monkey left
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    time for ronnie to whip up his famous monkeybrain stew
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    there is nothing about that picture that is normal.

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    Honestly this wasn't your best idea ever Yabs.

    Jennie, can I order up a lolcat with a "I HAS A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS" or somesuch caption?

    I'm trying to remember my initial reactions to prior schemes. I'm kinda blanking, really.
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