This is like a jackstraw/tomaz fantasy thread. Electronic Viagra for both of them.
Also, FOIey told me she recently ran into Jack in SF and he was in a kimono and heading to some Asian craft festival or something. Had the wig and the katana too.
I mean...you gotta call a spade a spade, tom-o.
We should get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon. They come mostly at night. Mostly.