I Effing Hate It When People Don't Just Say Fuck

[PineapplePete]

I feel very strongly about this.

Pussies.

S

[PrettyRagdoll]

lol

[Wheres the beef?]

Seriously!! I used to work with this mormon guy who would substitute the word "fletch" for "Fuck". Besides being totally hilarious it was also annoying. I wanted to say, "Dude! You know on the inside you want to swear and saying fletch instead of fuck doesnt make it anymore right because your intent is to swear so you might as well swear and get it over with!". But I never had the fucking balls.

[Mr.Wyndham]

fuck you hahah

[TomAz]

hey pete

I divide the monkeys into two categories

1. those shamelessly fawning for sex and/or drugs
2. all the other monkeys

you are the Monkey King #2.


PS. fuck you.

PPS. the whole pineapple thing is beyond stupid.

PPPPS. I should know better, but, it's late and, well, you know. so, fuck you.

[full on idle]

Things are what you make of them, Tomaz.

[Mr.Nipples]

[full on idle]

awful

[bballarl]

I saw Hot Fuzz tonight. That was sweet.

[Hannahrain]

This morning when I opened the fridge there was a note on half of a grapefruit that said,

"Dear Hannah

Please eat me soon.

x, Mr. Grapefruit"


I'm living with a bunch of loonies.

[Hannahrain]

Fucking loonies, I mean.

[PineapplePete]

Fucking loonies, I mean.

you dont have to be all bitchy. I wasnt saying we should go around swearing for no reason, that would be rude. I'm just saying that if you wanna say fuck, say fuck. Not eff or fudge or any other euphamisms you can come up with.

[algunz]

What about frickin' or freakin'? Sometimes you just can't drop the F bombs in certain company? What do you suggest then? I have a tendency to bleep myself. I work with 12 and 13 year olds. Can't say the word, but when I leave the appropriate pause they know exactly what I'm saying.

[Hannahrain]

you dont have to be all bitchy. I wasnt saying we should go around swearing for no reason, that would be rude. I'm just saying that if you wanna say fuck, say fuck. Not eff or fudge or any other euphamisms you can come up with.

Eff you, pete. Go frig yourself and your flipping pineapple. You motherfudger.

[woogie846]

Pineapple Pete, are you trying to tell me you don't find it funny when that girl on Scrubs says "frick?"

[bug on your lip]

fipple

[woogie846]

fewey

[woogie846]

fook

[algunz]

When I was little there was a guy at our tennis club that would yell "Dirty Word" at the top of his longs whenever he FUCKED up a shot. At 9, I thought it was fucking hilarious.

[Sigmabass]

FFFFFFFFFFFfUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[amyzzz]

I use frick, freak, and frig all the time. oh, and fuck.

[invisiblerobots]

[thaipod]

I hate it when they say "frag" instead of "fuck" on Battlestar Galactica. PUSSIES!

[wisconsinboozer]

have some class when youre around elderly and kids and just bite your tongue

[Mr.Wyndham]

f'ing a!

[TomAz]

here's a funny thing. Pete PM'd me in response to my post above calling him a monkey etc. except instead of saying "what the fuck is your problem" he wrote "wtf is your problem". so he didnt even follow his own effing rule.

[amyzzz]

hahaha

[Hannahrain]

Me too, Tom, and there was nothing profane about it.

However, if you overthink it, you could argue that wtf is not a euphemism for profanity but shorthand for it. It was like he was swearing at you but couldn't be bothered to type it out, because it wasn't worth his time.

[TomAz]

yes one could argue that, I suppose, if one wanted to spoil one's joke.



but there's also the whole angle of him starting this thread proclaiming everyone 'pussies' and then PM'ing me about why I have it in for him. Which I don't, not really.

[Hannahrain]

Oh, one does.