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    I was just joking, god.
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    sorry. it can't be done. choose another topic, son.
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    Once upon a time there was a bunch of Romans. They roamed. They wore leaves in their hair, much like the song about San Francisco. Caeser said "Et tu Brute" and then there was a bunch of Ides, mostly in March. A bunch of people got killed, and then we all evolved. The end.
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    I will punch you in the face for this request.

    In other topics, how many mexican beers have you drunk in the past hour? I've had 10. Hooray century club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefinitely Maybe View Post
    Once upon a time there was a bunch of Romans. They roamed. They wore leaves in their hair, much like the song about San Francisco. Caeser said "Et tu Brute" and then there was a bunch of Ides, mostly in March. A bunch of people got killed, and then we all evolved. The end.
    i kinda wanna turn this in and see what happens....

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    PM me with specifics on how many citations are necessary and a serious offer and I might actually be willing to do this. Can't promise anything, but if you name a serious price I might be capable of being enticed. I supported myself all the way through college writing papers when I had to be on good behavior.
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    I thought the monkeys were supposed to go away after coachella.
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    Not my best subject though TBS tonight has Gladiator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I thought the monkeys were supposed to go away after coachella.
    Tom, the monkeys stay for at least a week or two after Coachella. Patience will get rid of them
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    oh yeah. there's the "i met you in the sahara but I was too much of a pussy to ask you for your phone number. you were dressed in dayglo green paint and wearing a cat in the hat hat. I think you saw me out of the corner of your eye and sort of smiled. I was the guy wearing the modest mouse t-shirt" threads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    oh yeah. there's the "i met you in the sahara but I was too much of a pussy to ask you for your phone number. you were dressed in dayglo green paint and wearing a cat in the hat hat. I think you saw me out of the corner of your eye and sort of smiled. I was the guy wearing the modest mouse t-shirt" threads.
    im not a monkey

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    P.S.-I will give any sum of money and provide any service to whomever does this paper. PLEASE!!!!!!!!
    I hate you people

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    PM me with specifics on how many citations are necessary and a serious offer and I might actually be willing to do this... I supported myself all the way through college writing papers when I had to be on good behavior.
    and you people.

    A lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PineapplePete View Post
    I haven chosen you, the Coachella Message Board Members, to write my history paper!!11!1!! You must complete 2,000-2,500 words about the fall of the Roman Republic by 8:30 pm tommorow night. Make sure to include plently of paranthetical citations and make the bibliography while you're at it. I owe ya one!

    -Pete

    P.S.-I will give any sum of money and provide any service to whomever does this paper. PLEASE!!!!!!!!
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    PM me with specifics on how many citations are necessary and a serious offer and I might actually be willing to do this. Can't promise anything, but if you name a serious price I might be capable of being enticed. I supported myself all the way through college writing papers when I had to be on good behavior.
    Nothing like taking the lazy way out. Congrats to both of you on contributing to the general dumbing down of this country.
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    Hey rubber toe, it's a message board not a English essay. NERD

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    i was just joking, jesus christ people.

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    http://www.termpapersrus.com

    Did anyone see the 60 Minutes on this?

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    im at 1500 words. yay!

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    The absolutely half-assed nature of our public educational system is responsible for the dumbing down our children, not me. The Teachers Union is as corrupt as any mob-run union except they have more voting power. Fuck y'all, I write shit for money, why should I care whether it's a term paper or an article or a screenplay?
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    not so much "half-assed" as "tends to instill cheating rather than work ethic, grades rather than learning"

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    No, I mean "half-assed," as in "makes an utterly shitty attempt at actually trying to instill any kind of useful knowledge or lasting skills in our children." The purpose of forced public schooling is (a) babysitting and (b) socialization, with the actual education being a far distant third. But they nonetheless do a completely shitty job of it. I was only assigned two actually decent books in twelve years of English classes, and they wonder why all the kids are illiterate?
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    The two books being...?

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    Cuckoo's Nest and Slaughterhouse
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    whoooo done!!! yay

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