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    Today, I got a myspace message from Charmeyce. She's saucy. This is what her message said:

    Hey my friend wanted to message you but she doesn't have a myspace yet so here she is!

    Hey there Im ashley and I'm kind of new to myspace so i decided to message and get to know a couple people, and your profile caught my eye! I hope I'm not intruding. I spend most my time on my webcam, so you can come chat with me there(for free!). You just have to prove you are atleast 18, otherwise I could get in trouble from some of the hot stuff i do! Come and talk to me!


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    That's just silly! Why can't her friend figure out how to use myspace? It's so easy, an innocent 11 year old boy could!

    THEN, I got this message from Jessica. She seems like a nice girl. I hate to say it, but I think she's a little cuter than Charmeyce. Here's what Jessica had to say:

    Subject: yewr cute
    Body: hello u howare u?
    THAT'S how you do it! Maybe I should introduce her to Charmece's friend and she can teach her how to use myspace.
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    Charmece sound's charming.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    It's really not amazing at all.

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    fuckin debbie downer delta over here.
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    Make up rumors of who's playing > keep track of who's confirmed > whine about where the lineup is > lineup announced! > bitch about how the lineup sucks > whine about what bands will be added > bands finally added! > whine about where set times are > set times finally announced! > bitch about how set times suck > goto show > come back and say Coachella was best ever! > start rumors for next year

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    He's down because he can't scalp Myspace.
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    Man, the Beatles were overrated like gravity is overrated. ......... Say what you want, but statements like "the Beatles were overrated" make me much less likely to listen to anything you say afterward.

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    Awesome jokes!

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    SCALPING IS NOT A JOKE. YOU PRICK.

    DIAF.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cpt. Funkaho View Post
    Man, the Beatles were overrated like gravity is overrated. ......... Say what you want, but statements like "the Beatles were overrated" make me much less likely to listen to anything you say afterward.

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    York~ My guess is about 117 other guys got the asame message from "Miss Sausy...) and her illiterate friend...Just sayin'...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Give this old lady a prize!

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    How 'bout a webcam of my very own?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    So you're a middle aged obese guy spamming for porn sites, and you figure "Hey, everyone else is pretending to be a hot 18 year old girl. I'M going to pretend to be a hot 18 year old girls computer illiterate friend! That'll set me apart!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    It's really not amazing at all.

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    What's amazing is digging up a 10 month old thread with 2 posts and bumping it for no particular reason.

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    You're quick.

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    there is a writer's strike, so delta is unable to get anyone to write anything remotely witty for him.

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    "We write the storia for Eva Longoria"
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    and those were writer's that came up with that crap...i say fire 'em all and replace them with fuckin' monkey's.

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    The writers were picketing outside one of the gates at work today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    The writers were picketing outside one of the gates at work today.
    did you cross the picket line?
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    now you guys are really pissing me off. especiall you walrus fucker

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    Crossing the picket line will get you killed.

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