I'm Bored

[PineapplePete]

entertain me, minions

[ewiggy]

help me think of a good, clever headline for an ad. it can be in any of the following categories, for any product whatsoever:

healthcare
entertainment
restaurants

edit: it cannot be for a national product. think "Joe's Health Foods" and not "Whole Foods".

[PineapplePete]

help me think of a good, clever headline for an ad. it can be in any of the following categories, for any product whatsoever:

healthcare
entertainment
restaurants

edit: it cannot be for a national product. think "Joe's Health Foods" and not "Whole Foods".

hmmmm.....
do you mean something like olive garden's "when you're here you're family"
That type of thing?

[ewiggy]

more of a headline and less of a slogan.

headline = Come in and Get Ready for Spring

slogan = Good to the last drop

so i want a headline, but clever. cliched is fine.

[fatbastard]

Here's a story to hopefully entertain you Pinapple Pete.

I came home today and started downloading a few podcasts. The doorbell rang (it has not rang in over 3 years). I walk to the front door and in front of me is a hard core gang member! I thought for msure he was going to shoot me! He tells me, "don't be scared, it's me Manual". It turns out to be an old neighbor and another friend that I have not seen in at least 20 years.

I go outside and we start sharing stories. Manual asks me, "do you still drink beer?". The other guy hugs me, rubs my stomach and says, "of course what do you think". I just smiled.

Pete, I don't drink beer anymore.

I sucks to be me.

[ewiggy]

what?

[lowfront]

Front page news right there

[ewiggy]

lowfront, i don't know what that is in your avatar, but it makes me want a margarita.

[fatbastard]

Meaning...I have a big belly so he assummed I must drink aka beer belly.

I'm fat because I eat too much.

[lowfront]

Its actually a cup of green tea.

But margarita works too

[PineapplePete]

Here's a story to hopefully entertain you Pinapple Pete.

I came home today and started downloading a few podcasts. The doorbell rang (it has not rang in over 3 years). I walk to the front door and in front of me is a hard core gang member! I thought for msure he was going to shoot me! He tells me, "don't be scared, it's me Manual". It turns out to be an old neighbor and another friend that I have not seen in at least 20 years.

I go outside and we start sharing stories. Manual asks me, "do you still drink beer?". The other guy hugs me, rubs my stomach and says, "of course what do you think". I just smiled.

Pete, I don't drink beer anymore.

I sucks to be me.

Stories about estranged neighbors/friends come gang members showing up at your door do, indeed, entertain me.

[I'm Rosetta Stoned]

is Soul Seek really better then Limewire? Is there anything else better then both of those..

[KenMixtape]

Limewire went into my Recycle Bin about 5 minutes after I had Soulseek up and running. I have never not been able to find what I wanted there, excluding specific live performances. I don't understand torrents, though.


Go see spiderman, maybe? 11:50pm show at the Cinerama dome here.

[TomAz]

help me think of a good, clever headline for an ad. it can be in any of the following categories, for any product whatsoever:

healthcare
entertainment
restaurants

edit: it cannot be for a national product. think "Joe's Health Foods" and not "Whole Foods".

Artichokes three for a dollar at Safeway!