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    Default Where did Abe Lincoln go?

    I liked that alias. We need more presidential posters on this board.

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    Agreed. Abe, where are you?

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    I think he was shot.

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    Hannah: nice location.

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    Tanks I em a gude spellur.

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    May God save the country, for it is evident that the people will not.

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    We need Calvin Coolidge.

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    I think he's pals with breakjaw, why don't we ask him? Wait....where is breakjaw???!!!!

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    They went to the theater. Was I not supposed to let them go to the theater? Crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Millard Fillmore View Post
    May God save the country, for it is evident that the people will not.
    Is your brother's name Krevis?

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    Default Re: Where did Abe Lincoln go?

    Hell.

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    Abe Lincoln was soft on terrorism.

    Period.

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    Slash scalping.

    Supplemented.

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    Originality non-existent.

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    Default Re: Where did Abe Lincoln go?

    You forgot to bold something.

    Snap.

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    Same goes for marketable job skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Gabe,

    STFU.

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    Ouch. That stung.

    Humbled.

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    Wait, was gabe making fun of delta or hannah?

    Confused.

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    He was mocking 3 birds with one stone.

    Probably.

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    Last edited by Hannahrain; 05-04-2007 at 08:11 PM.

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    I put Gabe in his place.

    Period.

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    My joke was in relation to Delta, not Hannah. Note the chronology. If I were making fun of Hannah, I would have done it 3 hours ago. My joke is in relation to Delta's chosen profession, and how it's obviously a choice made at the dead end of a short and fruitless search for employment. It would have made more sense if I had posted my retort before Kristen posted hers.

    Capisce?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Whoops. I feel a little sheepish. OK. Who else misses Abe?

    Back on track.

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    Default Re: Where did Abe Lincoln go?

    What's my profession again?

    I'm assuming that you're assuming you think you more than you really know.

    Because you really don't know.

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    oooh, tell us.

    are you a nurse, too?

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    You're assuming that I'm assuming I think I more than I really know?

    Well, in that case you're wrong, because I don't know how to think I more than I really know. I guess we can rule out English professor from what I assume to be your profession. Actually, I think any job that requires more communication out of you beyond "tickets....anybody need some tickets....pull your pants down" is probably out of the question. So, it wasn't really an assumption, but a conclusion based on the principle of elimination.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Default Re: Where did Abe Lincoln go?

    + 0

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    I'm assuming that you're assuming you think you more than you really know.
    Worst English Ever!

    CERTAINLY

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    I don't give a flying fuck about the Kardashians, I doubt they know who Belle and Sebastian are.

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    Well, I did understand "+ 0". I guess as long as you're speaking binary, you'll be okay. Then again, being fluent in binary is only resume-worthy if you're a computer, so you continue to prove my point.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Game. Set.

    Match.

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