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    The Center for Sex and Culture, the only publicly available, non-profit sex education center in the United States, announces the Seventh Annual Masturbate-a-Thon, Saturday, May 26th in San Francisco, in honor of National Masturbation Month. Founded in 2000, the star-studded Masturbate-a-Thon is like a walk-a-thon but a lot more fun.

    Through individual sponsorships, participants generate revenue in this live group event for every minute they masturbate or for each orgasm claimed. Funds raised will go to supporting the Center of Sex and Culture's efforts to promote a sex-positive cultural change and reality.

    In the last ten years, human sexuality and sexual education has been marginalized or all but been eliminated from public and private school, as well as university curriculum, and replaced with failed abstinence and faith-based alternative teachings that have resulted in record increases in teenage pregnancy and abortions, and sexually transmitted diseases, including VD, Herpes and AIDS. The Center of Sex and Culture's mission is to provide non-judgmental, sex-positive education and support to diverse populations by means of classes, workshops, social gatherings, cultural events, and practical skills-building events; to maintain and house these events and supporting materials and functions; to maintain a publicly-accessible library and archives; to staff and support this learning environment.

    National Masturbation Month was founded in 1995 by San Francisco's Good Vibrations, a national retailer of sexual aids and adult novelty items, in the wake of then-Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders' firing for stating that masturbation "is perhaps something that should be taught" when discussing young people's safe sex options. Elders' statement was both practical and supported by sex-positive sex educators everywhere. The folks at Good Vibrations realized that the conservative factors that booted Elders from office were making sex less safe and fun by making masturbation seem shameful. National Masturbation Month seeks to raise awareness and dispel the shame and myths associated with the most common and natural of sexual activities. The Masturbate-a-Thon became the centerpiece of National Masturbation Month when it was added to Good Vibrations' slate of activities in 2001.

    Since it's first year, Masturbate-a-Thons have raised over $25,000.00 from over 1,700 pledged participants from six different countries. Trophies were awarded to stand-out participants and in 2006 participants for Longest Time Spent Masturbating (Male: 8.5 hours and Female: 6.5 hours), and Most Orgasms (Male: 6 and Female: 49). For 2007, a new record category has been established: Greatest Ejaculation Distance. Internationally recognized, the news about past Masturbate-a-Thons reached audiences in Spain, Ireland, Austria, Britain, Germany, China, South Africa, France, Brazil, Ireland, Australia, and India and in 2006, the best-traveled competitor, and winner of the "Longest Distance Come to Come" award, came from Hong Kong. In 2007, planners expect participants to come from as far away as Australia.

    Who participates in a live Masturbate-a-Thon? Not surprisingly, representatives from various sexual communities attend to come for a cause; the Center for Sex & Culture is arranging this year's co-sponsorships among gay men's clubs, erotic producers, adult entertainers, and other sexual adventurers. Confirmed celebrity appearances, thus far, for the 2007 Masturbate-a-Thon include adult industry legend and Mistress of Ceremonies Nina Hartley, Genesis Magazine Sex Star Hunt winner Tassy Pink, award-winning lyricist, playwright and performer Tom Orr, adult performer and proprietor of Endorphin High School of BDSM Robert Black, and Raging Stallion adult performer Michael Starr. The Masturbate-a-Thon is hosted and sponsored by GoodVibrations.com, with website design and live webcast on RedHandedPorn.com. The Masturbate-a-Thon will take place at The Porn Palace, 415 Jessie Street, in San Francisco, and Kink.com is the live webcast connectivity sponsor.

    Separate areas of the Masturbate-a-Thon site spaces will be set aside for both mixed and single-gender groups. Only part of the room will be set aside for the webcast cameras, so less exhibitionistic attendees can participate somewhat more privately. This year the event will feature a news commentary desk, commercials by and for masturbators, an opera singer, and themed masturbation stages and sets for men and women. In addition to the music, there will also be a video area where spectators can catch the action as it unfolds on the live video stream.

    Pledge sheets and detailed co-sponsorship and fund remittance instructions are available at www.Masturbate-a-Thon.com.




    the greatest ejaculation distance competition must be exciting to watch
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Default Re: 7th Annual Masturbate-a-Thon

    I really can't think of anything to type after that.

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    TOO LATE! you just did.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    if foi actually made a bet with me this would of been great for her to join if she lost
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    spank the monkey!
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Dun dun DUN dun dun

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    I would only do this if Daft Punk performed in the background......
    Ive got the demons in me, Ive got to brush them all away.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    Trophies were awarded to stand-out participants and in 2006 participants for Longest Time Spent Masturbating (Male: 8.5 hours and Female: 6.5 hours), and Most Orgasms (Male: 6 and Female: 49)
    how did they count female orgasms? honor system?

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    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    I will celebrate this in my bedroom.
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    how did they count female orgasms? honor system?

    measure of squirt?
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    even dumb and fat and ugly people manage to find other people to have sex with. it's really not that amazing.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Hey who turned out the lights... lol... this is the most taboo subject on the face of the planet and we're talking about it on a message board where they tear down superstars for having the same setlist two nights in a row. Masturbation is normal. It's a private thing though and people are definately not all on the up and up with it. Lots of folks think it's wrong or whathaveyou... so it's not this casual thing where people can just go around sayin' "Hey just whackin' it! How about yourself?" or "Have at it!".

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm Rosetta Stoned View Post
    I would only do this if Daft Punk performed in the background......
    that would probably be the most brilliant thing to ever witness

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    This made me think of the Spartan cheerleaders sketch where they cheer "Sex can wait, masturbate!" and do a clever hand motion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    even dumb and fat and ugly people manage to find other people to have sex with. it's really not that amazing.

    awww tom got laid recently
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    hey look who's here! it's ronnie! how bout that.




    hey wait a sec, i'm not dumb
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    i know i just thought it would be a funny post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    but really how much did it cost??
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    I masturbated to this thread 7 times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    but really how much did it cost??
    just 1 sunday ticket
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    just 1 sunday ticket

    good come back.. +20 points
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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