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    Paris Ordered to Serve 45 Days in Jail

    Posted May 4th 2007 7:18PM by TMZ Staff
    Filed under: Celebrity Justice
    A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in L.A. County jail for violating her probation in a reckless driving case.

    An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Witnesses inside the courtroom say that Paris' parent, Rick and Kathy Hilton, were both visibly upset as the sentence was handed down. Kathy, we're told, was especially distraught.

    Paris will serve her sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF). She will begin her sentence on June 5.

    Story developing...
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    you should start a thread about it

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    wow 45 days. that's gotta suck!
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    She'll make money out of it somehow.

    Paris behind bars. The movie, the book. Paris sings the jail house blues. I would laugh my ass off if she went to a real jail.
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    "the simple life" in jail.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I hope some chola gives it to here with a toothbrush!!!

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    She gonna get shived... "Freeway" style

    Or her boney ass will be used as someone's prison shank
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    Wow. 6 days ago she was having a ball dancing next to Jean Dunckel and now she's going to the can. Talk about a change in scenery.
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    I'm so happy right now.
    http://www.myspace.com/caitapalooza
    WHITE CHICKS AND GANG SIGNS FTW

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    Sadly, what I didnt know is that commie chicks = lack of grooming technology + panties made of burlap = Vagina Crimes Against Humanity.

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    I wouldn't get your hopes up about Paris getting "violated". They'll prob keep her segregated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caitlin View Post
    I'm so happy right now.
    why? why does someone who you don't even know and have probably never met have any affect on your happiness? sad...really sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devachan View Post
    I wouldn't get your hopes up about Paris getting "violated". They'll prob keep her segregated.
    That's bullshit...but It would surprise me if she went to a camp instead of the DOC

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    Is it Paris's birthday?
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    why? why does someone who you don't even know and have probably never met have any affect on your happiness? sad...really sad.
    Because I like to see people who've been given the world without having to lift a fucking finger get to see what its like to live in reality for once. That cunt was caught doing illegal substances and offering sexual acts for coke and no one did a god damn thing. It disgusts me the priviledges famous people get.
    http://www.myspace.com/caitapalooza
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senor Cardgage View Post
    Sadly, what I didnt know is that commie chicks = lack of grooming technology + panties made of burlap = Vagina Crimes Against Humanity.

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    Caitlin's bitter because she offered to sleep with me in exchange for coke and I turned her in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Caitlin's bitter because she offered to sleep with me in exchange for coke and I turned her in.
    Its true. I had to find some guy at a bar and settle for crack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senor Cardgage View Post
    Sadly, what I didnt know is that commie chicks = lack of grooming technology + panties made of burlap = Vagina Crimes Against Humanity.

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    Default Re: hahahaha Paris Hilton

    hahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caitlin View Post
    Its true. I had to find some guy at a bar and settle for crack.
    Ronnie?????????

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    why? why does someone who you don't even know and have probably never met have any affect on your happiness? sad...really sad.
    Conversely, why are you saddened by someone you don't know excited about someone else you don't know going to jail.

    Just sayin'
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    Default Re: hahahaha Paris Hilton

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caitlin View Post
    Because I like to see people who've been given the world without having to lift a fucking finger get to see what its like to live in reality for once. That cunt was caught doing illegal substances and offering sexual acts for coke and no one did a god damn thing. It disgusts me the priviledges famous people get.
    so if you had been given what she has, you'd turn it down? if you could get away with things like that, you'd take the moral high ground and insist on being punished?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    so if you had been given what she has, you'd turn it down? if you could get away with things like that, you'd take the moral high ground and insist on being punished?
    No, everyone just hates Paris Hilton because she has what we all want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All That I Am View Post
    Conversely, why are you saddened by someone you don't know excited about someone else you don't know going to jail.

    Just sayin'
    LMFAO
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    this has a monkey thread feel to it, i'm gettin the heck outta here.

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    I think she has a prescription for herpes medication, so she AT LEAST has that.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I'm ashamed that I know that.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I was about to change the post but now you've ruined it. Thanks zzz.

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    zzz is quick on the draw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    so if you had been given what she has, you'd turn it down? if you could get away with things like that, you'd take the moral high ground and insist on being punished?
    Stay with us samiksha.

    If I'd been given what she had I wouldn't be making an ass out of myself night after night in the public eye. I'd be able to afford a limo etc. Party as hard as you want, don't be stupid about. And then record an album....
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    I'm bored. It's Friday. I want to go home.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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