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    David's 16 year old daughter has had the nerve to hassle the hoff and recorded his relapse. David made this statement about the video,

    "I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my daughters who were concerned for my well being there was a tape made that night to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my daughters. The tape was never meant to become public, but got into the hands of individuals who are not worthy of mentioning, who maliciously released the tape for their own self purpose. I hope that someone else will learn from the tape, as I have."
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    i eat like that when im sober...
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    Default Re: David Hasselhoff is a drunk and a really sloppy eater.

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    He handled it well.
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    yea, i saw that too.

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    The Hoff was at Coachella last year. My folks said I walked right passed him and his daughter. I was in the zone, going into the Mojave, for whatever reason.
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    Default Re: David Hasselhoff is a drunk and a really sloppy eater.

    I was at the outdoor and I had dozed off and woke up and he was next to me . I then left to the Sahara.

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    his daughter who filmed this goes to my school hahahaa

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    so does the lucky charms leprechaun i bet
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    hahah im being dead serious
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    I miss caitlin.

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    a balanced breakfast can do great for your health, unfortunately all i eat is captain crunch.

    its 98% sugar, it tastes great but does hell to the roof of your mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tosh0 View Post
    it tastes great but does hell to the roof of your mouth
    giggles.

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    Default Re: David Hasselhoff is a drunk and a really sloppy eater.

    Quote Originally Posted by Caitlin View Post


    David's 16 year old daughter has had the nerve to hassle the hoff and recorded his relapse. David made this statement about the video,
    FUCK HIS DAUGHTERS...oh we are SO concerned that we are gonna put it on youtube....yeah because showing him the next day wasn't bad enough.

    FUCK HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME DAUGHTERS

    EDIT: what a dumbass daughter too, "promise you won't get alcohol tonight"??? WHAT? bitch he's already drunk. Do you think more will make a difference? if she really cared she would have told him before he drank. dumb ass daughter. doc is comin' over in the morning to check your BAC...whatever. like that show cares if he is drunk.

    DOUBLE EDIT: hahaha, "NO alcohol" says the daughter...a little late dumb ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    thats one small ass beer and it doesnt look like the french quarter...it looks like a bar in san fernando valley. "the valley"
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    do it do it do it do it do it do it do it now! say it say it say it say it say it say it say it now!

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    use some common sense you asshats

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