no pamper. only smash.
no pamper. only smash.
I think some males find a female who is as sexually aggressive as a "normal man" are intimidated by that kind of woman. Sluts, whores, vs. a stud or manly. IMO ... cr****
Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine
I never saw this movie, "House of Wax".
In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a movie with her in it.
How was that for my impersonation of a catty cunt?
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
I didn't even know AIR made it out to the stage. How late did they come out? I waited 45 minutes and gave up.
Paris Hilton is obviously not ugly.
had a sex dream with her and her sister a couple years ago. I swear. Fucking media.
I know you guys are getting excited, almost time for the yearly Paris Hilton sightings!
She attends the event. This makes her part of the family. Like or not. Paris Hilton seems sweet and sassy, just how I like my BBQ ribs.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
hopin for her mom this year
I saw that tard walking around with her tranny looking sister one year. She resembled some kind of anorexic sasquatch creature.
I'd still hit it. I doubt she'd be interested in my one-person tent or my rented Hyundai Elantra, though.
I'm gong to be wearing this t-shirt in the hopes that I run into her just to see her reaction.
I was on the middle rail about 3 rows back at the beginning of the Gorillaz, i hear people being told to move and I look over to see Paris. Whatever, no big deal. I glance over at her during the first song and see her putting on her makeup while looking into a mirror, she did it again later and left by the 4th song. Fucking skank. It sucks knowing I waited 8 hours to keep that spot and she gets right up front in no time at all and doesn't give two shits about being there.
I didnt see Paris but I did see Shaun White right after Gorillaz ended.
00 - Phish - Big Cypress NYE
02, 03, 04, 05, 06 - Bonnaroo
08 - Coachella
09 - Ultra Music Festival
10 - Coachella
I was dancing my ass off at David Guetta and some random guy says something then points to the side. I turn and Paris Hilton and her sister are dancing near the front rail at the Sahara Tent. My first reaction was, "fucking bitch!" *picture* Back to dancing...
A buddy of mine was near her when she was walking before/after Gorillaz and he screamed, "Paris give me a disease." He told me she turned around and made a wierd face and kept walking. I have a decent pic of them two just to add to my hundreds taken at Coachella but would rather have wanted one of Woody Harelson.
Saved two girls at DFA. Come at me karma.
so does this mean if we bring paid bodyguards to coachella we can have them shove everyone out of our way to make room for us? i'm quite disappointed she made out of of mr slave's asshole alive
this coachella ('10) had my friends remind me of when I apparently told paris hilton to fuck off after asking me for a cigarette rudely.
thank you paris hilton for bringing people together.