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    no pamper. only smash.
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    I think some males find a female who is as sexually aggressive as a "normal man" are intimidated by that kind of woman. Sluts, whores, vs. a stud or manly. IMO ... cr****
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    I never saw this movie, "House of Wax".

    In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a movie with her in it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

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    watch repo! the genetic opera. its good. its has ogre in it too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beef Jerky View Post
    Ew she is HIDEOSO. and EW for bumping this old ass thread.

    I can't believe my boyfriend thinks she's hot.
    By the looks of that pic, she's not hot enough.If she were, she would have melted down by now.

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    Say what you will, but lets get real she's extremely fuckable.
    Would i ever take her out to dinner, or introduce her to my family? Hell no.
    But i'd give her a poke.
    If there's an adult bookstore near you, I'm sure you could find something better and more realistic in the blowup section.

    How was that for my impersonation of a catty cunt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    shes about as hott as a rat dipped in bleach would be. so tragic.
    hahahahahahahaha x infinity

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    seeing as all the cool kids are doing it

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    I didn't even know AIR made it out to the stage. How late did they come out? I waited 45 minutes and gave up.

    Paris Hilton is obviously not ugly.
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    had a sex dream with her and her sister a couple years ago. I swear. Fucking media.

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    Quote Originally Posted by attila the honey View Post
    watch repo! the genetic opera. its good. its has ogre in it too.
    Ogre is a god, but is it worth watching with Paris in it?

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    I know you guys are getting excited, almost time for the yearly Paris Hilton sightings!



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    She attends the event. This makes her part of the family. Like or not. Paris Hilton seems sweet and sassy, just how I like my BBQ ribs.
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    Is a whore.....thread closed.

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    hopin for her mom this year

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    I saw that tard walking around with her tranny looking sister one year. She resembled some kind of anorexic sasquatch creature.

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    I'd still hit it. I doubt she'd be interested in my one-person tent or my rented Hyundai Elantra, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jremy View Post
    Say what you will, but lets get real she's extremely fuckable.
    Would i ever take her out to dinner, or introduce her to my family? Hell no.
    But i'd give her a poke.

    I dunno..have you seen her video...shes looks pretty boring to me.

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    ^^^

    Hahhahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey sex View Post
    this would make for a mighty fine avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    this would make for a mighty fine avatar
    agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevDru View Post
    Ogre is a god, but is it worth watching with Paris in it?
    Some of it is a little over-the-top, like all rock operas, but it's surprisingly intelligent at times.

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    I'm gong to be wearing this t-shirt in the hopes that I run into her just to see her reaction.


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    That's pretty awesome
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    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeaverCat View Post
    I'm gong to be wearing this t-shirt in the hopes that I run into her just to see her reaction.

    one of the best t's ever...i was lucky enough to cop one when they were released.

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    Lucky. I want one
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    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

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    I was on the middle rail about 3 rows back at the beginning of the Gorillaz, i hear people being told to move and I look over to see Paris. Whatever, no big deal. I glance over at her during the first song and see her putting on her makeup while looking into a mirror, she did it again later and left by the 4th song. Fucking skank. It sucks knowing I waited 8 hours to keep that spot and she gets right up front in no time at all and doesn't give two shits about being there.
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    I didnt see Paris but I did see Shaun White right after Gorillaz ended.
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    I was dancing my ass off at David Guetta and some random guy says something then points to the side. I turn and Paris Hilton and her sister are dancing near the front rail at the Sahara Tent. My first reaction was, "fucking bitch!" *picture* Back to dancing...

    A buddy of mine was near her when she was walking before/after Gorillaz and he screamed, "Paris give me a disease." He told me she turned around and made a wierd face and kept walking. I have a decent pic of them two just to add to my hundreds taken at Coachella but would rather have wanted one of Woody Harelson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I was on the middle rail about 3 rows back at the beginning of the Gorillaz, i hear people being told to move and I look over to see Paris. Whatever, no big deal. I glance over at her during the first song and see her putting on her makeup while looking into a mirror, she did it again later and left by the 4th song. Fucking skank. It sucks knowing I waited 8 hours to keep that spot and she gets right up front in no time at all and doesn't give two shits about being there.
    was this in the crowd with us normal people or between the rails? im guessing in the crowd as she'd be too easy a target for flying debris if between the rails.

    so does this mean if we bring paid bodyguards to coachella we can have them shove everyone out of our way to make room for us? i'm quite disappointed she made out of of mr slave's asshole alive

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    this coachella ('10) had my friends remind me of when I apparently told paris hilton to fuck off after asking me for a cigarette rudely.

    thank you paris hilton for bringing people together.

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