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    Default Best of: "Lines overheard at coachella"

    Ok, so i only spent sunday at the festival but there were tons of great things that i overheard from people's conversations.

    This one probably takes the cake.

    "Why in hell are you going to go see damien rice right now"

    here's a couple others:
    "Damn i feel bad for the lemonheads right now"

    "You smell disgusting but i still want to lick you"

    please add any one liners you overheard!!! this could get good!!!

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    "I'm really only here for Rage Against The Machine, but those Arcade Fire kids weren't too bad."

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    Default Re: Best of: "Lines overheard at coachella"

    "Go back to Mexico!"

    "They're not even American" :serious tone:

    "I don't even like Bjork" *

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    * this one was me, while caught somewhere inbetween 3-4th row squeezed in right before Bjork came on when all I wanted was to see Arctic Monkeys + Interpol, then go get something to eat.

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    "Are there any women here? My friend is looking for a lesbian" (guy speaking at campground with scary-looking girl who was running her tongue over her lips and her hand down her pants--I kid you not!)

    Later on at the campground, the girl now speaking:
    "Aren't there any dykes in this whole damn campground???"
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    Some clueless frathole in front of the food area while Tapes n' Tapes were on:


    "Brah, this band playing right now REALLY sucks!"
    Just Say No to eurotrash nonsense. Rock n' roll will set you free.

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    Was he Delta Sig?

    I'll set him that clown straight at the next reunion.

    I'll need an artist's sketch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    "Are there any women here? My friend is looking for a lesbian" (guy speaking at campground with scary-looking girl who was running her tongue over her lips and her hand down her pants--I kid you not!)

    Later on at the campground, the girl now speaking:
    "Aren't there any dykes in this whole damn campground???"
    that was NOT me!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ianstone View Post
    "


    "Damn i feel bad for the lemonheads right now"
    I said this a few times but not all loud and stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    I said this a few times but not all loud and stupid.

    this was definitely loud and stupid, said by a stupid, loud, douche.

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    "Rage just started and I'm here standing by the crap house!"

    -Gentleman shouting to his lady in the porta-potty

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    Well, I don't remember the exact words used, but my favorite came as we were walking away from our car on Saturday afternoon. We passed a group of 4 or so, and they were discussing how they were going to locate their car later that night. The lone woman in the group sounded dead serious when she started using a cloud to mark their spot.

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    "That movie is cool. They talk just like you and I would talk. You know when that alien stabbs her and she screams "OUCH".

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    Quote Originally Posted by €uroMeinke View Post
    "Rage just started and I'm here standing by the crap house!"

    -Gentleman shouting to his lady in the porta-potty


    Another guy in the same setting yelling at his friend in the outhouse "PINCH IT OFF!!!!!!!!"

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    A guy was taking a dump in a porto-potty but didn't lock the door, and a guy opened the door real wide thinking it was available & said "That's just disgusting."

    The other was me asking, "Was that guy on fire?" That was just before Rage, when someone doing drugs caught on fire.
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    Between RATM songs:

    "FREEBIIIIIIIIRD!!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    Between RATM songs:

    "FREEBIIIIIIIIRD!!!!"
    HAHAHAHAHA

    That might have been me. Rear right section of the field?

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    Quote Originally Posted by juergen View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA

    That might have been me. Rear right section of the field?
    Rear left actually.
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    After Rage -

    "Wow, they're saying that, like, the system is broken, and it has to, like, be destroyed. And, like, no one is angry about the system, and they, like, capture that rage."

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    :dude yelling shit with this awful raspy voice similar to Chris Farley's ranting voice:

    someone making fun of yelling dude: "I LIVE IN A VAAAN DOWN BY THE RIVER"
    grimy dreadlock dude: "I actually do live in a van down by the river"
    making fun dude: "woah. really? umm....thats cool"
    drunk skank: "THATS LIKE TOTALLY COOl!"
    grimy dude: its really not cool. in fact it sucks.
    random dude: "WHY ARE YOU AT COACHELLA?! GO PAY SOME RENT!"
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    "Im going to hate recycling even more after this weekend"-random jock...

    "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"-Rage fan responding to a guys attempt to hand him a flyer for a rave near the exit...

    "Youre killing my high bitch"-a rage fans affectionate words to his lady...
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    "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"-Rage fan responding to a guys attempt to hand him a flyer for a rave near the exit...
    Some guy tried to give one to Nate as we walked out. It was to see RATM at Rock The Bells. Nate said "No thanks, I just saw them" and the guy said "You should see them again". 3 seconds after he said that we both realized the comic potential of the situation and that he botched it.

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    Default Re: Best of: "Lines overheard at coachella"

    While waiting for the Arctic Monkeys after fighting my way to the front I hear this...

    Guy: Jesus Mary Chain? Who are they? Are they even good?
    Chick: Oh... they're 80's.

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    Me talking to one of the security guys at the Sahara tent:

    "Paris Hilton came by without a bracelet, so I got to kick her out."

    That guy is a hero to the common man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    Rear left actually.
    Heh... was it right after some annoying yelled out five or six song titles during the break?

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    PARTY ON YOUR PUSSY!!! - some guy yelling out to chili peppers

    It reeks of weed out here. Reeks- anthony keidis

    I can't remember that many word for word.

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    Not so much that was said by this total wanna be hippster girl in the crowed next to me during The Rapture, it was what not was said to her... As she stood in the back to make sure her new dress and shoes were out of harms way her TIT was totally hanging out and no one wanted to say anything... And why should they have....

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    FUCK YESSSS!!! about every 30 seconds during chilli peppers

    Paul is dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockstarboy37 View Post
    PARTY ON YOUR PUSSY!!! - some guy yelling out to chili peppers

    It reeks of weed out here. Reeks- anthony keidis

    I can't remember that many word for word.
    "What do you call a dead lamb?" - Flea

    The butchered joke was fucking hilarious.

    Also... "HIS WIFE'S IN LABOR - EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!" - Some dudes trying to move through the crowd before Rage

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    In the campground... Saturday night I believe... really loudly from somewhere off in the distance:

    "Hey! ... Everybody! ... Come see how good I look!"

    (from Anchorman) I giggled like a schoolgirl for 20 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juergen View Post
    "What do you call a dead lamb?" - Flea

    The butchered joke was fucking hilarious.

    Also... "HIS WIFE'S IN LABOR - EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!" - Some dudes trying to move through the crowd before Rage
    I totally forgot about Flea's joke! That was hilarious

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    Fuck your formal education up for music and stop being a coward.
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