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  1. 04-27-2007, 06:44 AM #1
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    Leaving Santa Monica around 10 p.m. today Friday
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  2. 07-05-2007, 11:18 PM #2
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    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.
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  3. 07-13-2007, 03:19 PM #3
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    Isn't there a version that says, "bish" instead of bitch? I like that one better.

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  4. 07-13-2007, 03:46 PM #4
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    yeah that would sound better
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  5. 07-13-2007, 03:53 PM #5
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    Well, it's not that the sentence would sound better, it would just be more accurate and less politically correct. This, in turn, makes the joke funnier, and thereby the joke sounds better. The sentence, on the other hand, is a shell of its former self; a parody of its not-so-greatness.

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  6. 07-13-2007, 07:37 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    Isn't there a version that says, "bish" instead of bitch? I like that one better.
    i edited it because ive never heard a retard say "bish"...
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  7. 07-13-2007, 09:30 PM #7
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    it just sounds like they say bish.


    because of the squishy cheeks and all.
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    I though it was the tongue, myself.

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  9. 09-05-2007, 02:19 PM #9
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    A little late, but hey

    "my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"

    "Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"
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  10. 09-05-2007, 03:24 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI_GRL View Post
    A little late, but hey

    Best quote ever!! +50

    edit: +200
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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky123 View Post
    Best quote ever!! +50

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    That picture old.

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  12. 10-23-2007, 10:01 PM #12
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    ok Nipples, its bugging me now. who is that in your avatar?

    it almost looks like leslie nielson with a shaved head.
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  13. 10-23-2007, 10:29 PM #13
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    Do you honestly not know? You ever watch the History and/or Learning channel[s]?

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  14. 10-24-2007, 01:44 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    ok Nipples, its bugging me now. who is that in your avatar?

    it almost looks like leslie nielson with a shaved head.
    His name is Marshall Applewhite, not to be confused with Robert Paulson.

    Also, betao, I just looked and it turns out that you are the regular poster who joined closest to when I did (within a couple of hours). Have my retarded baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cpt. Funkaho View Post
    His name is Marshall Applewhite, not to be confused with Robert Paulson.

    Also, betao, I just looked and it turns out that you are the regular poster who joined closest to when I did (within a couple of hours). Have my retarded baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    Do you honestly not know? You ever watch the History and/or Learning channel[s]?

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    no not really. i've always been more of a comedy central person.
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