how to turn a bad situation into a good situation if you are caco

[caco0283]

So I go to the Nissan dealership to get the Z serviced. As Im driving to my drift spot (area by the everglades I go to practice drifting) I'm jamming to Breakjaws Mix listening to Justice Simian ~ never be alone. I'm doing the speed limit for once and see this hottie in a car next to me. She's driving a civic, nothing special but she revs her engine to get my attention. I look over smile, blow her a kiss and proceed on my journey. She ends up getting behind me for some reason. The car in front of me taps the breaks so I do the same. Well she for some reason doesn't understand the logic of break lights and hits me car. At this moment I didn't know it was the same girl. I pull over to the CVS that was to my right and the car follows. I get out of my car and scream "WTF CAN'T YOU BREAK" as I'm saying all this she walks out of the car and my sentence finishes off with "BREAKELLLO" So she is about to break into tears but asked if I was alright I wanted to answer with "im ok but you wont be when i get done hitting you in the rear" but I didn't. So I look at my car and its fine...can barely tell just need to tap out a tiny dent and hopefully a wax job will take out the smudges.

Her car took all the damage, hood is all fucked up. So after talking to her for about 10 minutes we agreed to exchange info and handle it when I get back from LA. I took her license info, address, and phone number myself....and she did the same with my info.

So I told her when I get back from LA, I'll go get my car fixed and we can meet up at a bar and she can just give me the money. She smiled, gave me a hug, and said thanks.

Man oh man..any thoughts people

[full on idle]

bullshit

[full on idle]

you think you're Sonny Crockett.

[kimery08]

"im ok but you wont be when i get done hitting you in the rear"

questionable.

[SFChrissy]

Your neck must be hurting?

[caco0283]

want me to post pictures of the my hit car?

[caco0283]

questionable.

if you noticed i said i wanted to say that but i didnt

[SFChrissy]

why ask just do it

[full on idle]

want me to post pictures of the my hit car?

Right Ronnie, that's the questionable part of the story.

[invisiblerobots]

I get out of my car and scream "WTF CAN'T YOU BREAK"

Sounds like she can break just fine. Braking on the other hand, not so much.

[bug on your lip]

WTF !

[full on idle]

[mozabilly54]

who cares?

[caco0283]

Right Ronnie, that's the questionable part of the story.

its really questionable that would cross my mind after getting hit in the rear by a hottie?? come now foi you know me better than that....i didnt even care about the damage to my car cos its an easy fix, i couldnt stop thinking how attractive she was

[bug on your lip]

WTF SRLSY !!!

[invisiblerobots]

[hangthedj112]

Is this really how you have to meet women when you get older?

[full on idle]

who cares?

Hey, wasn't it your birthday a few weeks ago?

[SillyGrl<3]

oooh hope u aren't hurt!LOL <3

[bug on your lip]

[Yablonowitz]

Hey, wasn't it your birthday a few weeks ago?

SNAPCHELLA!

[Yablonowitz]

nothing special but she revs her engine to get my attention. I look over smile, blow her a kiss and proceed on my journey.

You sooo smooooooth.

Well she for some reason doesn't understand the logic of break lights and hits me car.

I'm picturing you saying that outloud in an Irish voice and it's making me laugh.

[RADIOFACE]

So I go to the Nissan dealership to get the Z serviced. As Im driving to my drift spot (area by the everglades I go to practice drifting) I'm jamming to Breakjaws Mix listening to Justice Simian ~ never be alone. I'm doing the speed limit for once and see this hottie in a car next to me. She's driving a civic, nothing special but she revs her engine to get my attention. I look over smile, blow her a kiss and proceed on my journey. She ends up getting behind me for some reason. The car in front of me taps the breaks so I do the same. Well she for some reason doesn't understand the logic of break lights and hits me car. At this moment I didn't know it was the same girl. I pull over to the CVS that was to my right and the car follows. I get out of my car and scream "WTF CAN'T YOU BREAK" as I'm saying all this she walks out of the car and my sentence finishes off with "BREAKELLLO" So she is about to break into tears but asked if I was alright I wanted to answer with "im ok but you wont be when i get done hitting you in the rear" but I didn't. So I look at my car and its fine...can barely tell just need to tap out a tiny dent and hopefully a wax job will take out the smudges.

Her car took all the damage, hood is all fucked up. So after talking to her for about 10 minutes we agreed to exchange info and handle it when I get back from LA. I took her license info, address, and phone number myself....and she did the same with my info.

So I told her when I get back from LA, I'll go get my car fixed and we can meet up at a bar and she can just give me the money. She smiled, gave me a hug, and said thanks.

Man oh man..any thoughts people

this is the new worst post ever, i dont even know where to begin

[caco0283]

this is the new worst post ever, i dont even know where to begin

You sooo smooooooth.



I'm picturing you saying that outloud in an Irish voice and it's making me laugh.

greg why would i speak in an irish accent?? can you picture a brown irishman

[TomAz]

She's driving a civic, nothing special but she revs her engine to get my attention. I look over smile, blow her a kiss and proceed on my journey.

question for the women. does this really work?

[kimery08]

wait a minute. you havent turned this bad situation into a good situation just yet. whats your game plan?
if it isnt anything other than meeting her at a bar, getting her drunk, and hitting her in the rear end then you do not need to respond.

[kimery08]

tom,

no. it only creates a little chuckle followed by sympathy for the guy that thinks it works.

[phoenixsky]

I've never seen a dude blow a kiss so I'd probably get all giggly stupid, sure. Either that or suspect he's playin' for the other team...

[bug on your lip]

TomAZ
these ladies are taken so they've been off the market for awhile.
Tha game has changed.
Blowing kisses works.
make sure to get video.

[TomAz]

I think bug is caco's alter ego. I think bug is an alias caco made up and is using to spoof us all. has for years.