how to turn a bad situation into a good situation if you are caco

[caco0283]

So I go to the Nissan dealership to get the Z serviced. As Im driving to my drift spot (area by the everglades I go to practice drifting) I'm jamming to Breakjaws Mix listening to Justice Simian ~ never be alone. I'm doing the speed limit for once and see this hottie in a car next to me. She's driving a civic, nothing special but she revs her engine to get my attention. I look over smile, blow her a kiss and proceed on my journey. She ends up getting behind me for some reason. The car in front of me taps the breaks so I do the same. Well she for some reason doesn't understand the logic of break lights and hits me car. At this moment I didn't know it was the same girl. I pull over to the CVS that was to my right and the car follows. I get out of my car and scream "WTF CAN'T YOU BREAK" as I'm saying all this she walks out of the car and my sentence finishes off with "BREAKELLLO" So she is about to break into tears but asked if I was alright I wanted to answer with "im ok but you wont be when i get done hitting you in the rear" but I didn't. So I look at my car and its fine...can barely tell just need to tap out a tiny dent and hopefully a wax job will take out the smudges.

Her car took all the damage, hood is all fucked up. So after talking to her for about 10 minutes we agreed to exchange info and handle it when I get back from LA. I took her license info, address, and phone number myself....and she did the same with my info.

So I told her when I get back from LA, I'll go get my car fixed and we can meet up at a bar and she can just give me the money. She smiled, gave me a hug, and said thanks.

Man oh man..any thoughts people

[full on idle]

bullshit

[full on idle]

you think you're Sonny Crockett.

[kimery08]

"im ok but you wont be when i get done hitting you in the rear"

questionable.

[caco0283]

questionable.

if you noticed i said i wanted to say that but i didnt

[caco0283]

want me to post pictures of the my hit car?

[full on idle]

want me to post pictures of the my hit car?

Right Ronnie, that's the questionable part of the story.

[caco0283]

Right Ronnie, that's the questionable part of the story.

its really questionable that would cross my mind after getting hit in the rear by a hottie?? come now foi you know me better than that....i didnt even care about the damage to my car cos its an easy fix, i couldnt stop thinking how attractive she was

[BeeII]

want me to post pictures of the my hit car?

actually pics of the hottie.

[SFChrissy]

Your neck must be hurting?

[SFChrissy]

why ask just do it

[invisiblerobots]

I get out of my car and scream "WTF CAN'T YOU BREAK"

Sounds like she can break just fine. Braking on the other hand, not so much.

[bug on your lip]

WTF !

[full on idle]

[bug on your lip]

WTF SRLSY !!!

[mozabilly54]

who cares?

[full on idle]

who cares?

Hey, wasn't it your birthday a few weeks ago?

[Yablonowitz]

Hey, wasn't it your birthday a few weeks ago?

SNAPCHELLA!

[invisiblerobots]

[hangthedj112]

Is this really how you have to meet women when you get older?

[SillyGrl<3]

oooh hope u aren't hurt!LOL <3

[bug on your lip]

[J~$$$$]

2006 was a good year.

[caco0283]

so was everything before 2006....that picture is just awesome!!!!

[Yablonowitz]

nothing special but she revs her engine to get my attention. I look over smile, blow her a kiss and proceed on my journey.

You sooo smooooooth.

Well she for some reason doesn't understand the logic of break lights and hits me car.

I'm picturing you saying that outloud in an Irish voice and it's making me laugh.

[caco0283]

this is the new worst post ever, i dont even know where to begin

You sooo smooooooth.



I'm picturing you saying that outloud in an Irish voice and it's making me laugh.

greg why would i speak in an irish accent?? can you picture a brown irishman

[Yablonowitz]

greg why would i speak in an irish accent?? can you picture a brown irishman

Because you said something about "me car."

[artgutser]

greg why would i speak in an irish accent?? can you picture a brown irishman

Wheres me lucky charms.......meng?

[RADIOFACE]

So I go to the Nissan dealership to get the Z serviced. As Im driving to my drift spot (area by the everglades I go to practice drifting) I'm jamming to Breakjaws Mix listening to Justice Simian ~ never be alone. I'm doing the speed limit for once and see this hottie in a car next to me. She's driving a civic, nothing special but she revs her engine to get my attention. I look over smile, blow her a kiss and proceed on my journey. She ends up getting behind me for some reason. The car in front of me taps the breaks so I do the same. Well she for some reason doesn't understand the logic of break lights and hits me car. At this moment I didn't know it was the same girl. I pull over to the CVS that was to my right and the car follows. I get out of my car and scream "WTF CAN'T YOU BREAK" as I'm saying all this she walks out of the car and my sentence finishes off with "BREAKELLLO" So she is about to break into tears but asked if I was alright I wanted to answer with "im ok but you wont be when i get done hitting you in the rear" but I didn't. So I look at my car and its fine...can barely tell just need to tap out a tiny dent and hopefully a wax job will take out the smudges.

Her car took all the damage, hood is all fucked up. So after talking to her for about 10 minutes we agreed to exchange info and handle it when I get back from LA. I took her license info, address, and phone number myself....and she did the same with my info.

So I told her when I get back from LA, I'll go get my car fixed and we can meet up at a bar and she can just give me the money. She smiled, gave me a hug, and said thanks.

Man oh man..any thoughts people

this is the new worst post ever, i dont even know where to begin

[TomAz]

She's driving a civic, nothing special but she revs her engine to get my attention. I look over smile, blow her a kiss and proceed on my journey.

question for the women. does this really work?